Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Howdy to you folks! Hope all of ya are well!

IT'S YOU!
*points dramatically at a wall next to you*
Eee, I have missed you :3

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Hey! I haven't gotten his seeds yet! Not to mention you don't eat plants without consent.

hands you knife. THE SEEDS ARE INSIDE HIM.

 

[metatherat]

Hey now! Bud!
Drop that dagger before ya hurt someone, me!

Oh, that's not you. It's @Baron Tredegar. I see you have problems with your eyesight, too. Try using your scent, it probably works better :3

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

IT'S YOU!
*points dramatically at a wall next to you*
Eee, I have missed you :3

Ah yes, that particular wall has indeed been away for quite some time! Wonder what it's done over the years!

Jokes aside, I missed you as well my fellow rat pal! How have you been?

 

[Foxy Emy]

Hey now! Bud!
Drop that dagger before ya hurt someone, me!


DO I LOOK LIKE A PLANT!?

Yes.... you look like lettuce. Can't wait to see you flower! Ooo! You'll be so pretty!

 

[Lenago]

hands you knife. THE SEEDS ARE INSIDE HIM.

...SOMEONE PUT THIS KID IN A straitjacket!

 

[metatherat]

Ah yes, that particular wall has indeed been away for quite some time! Wonder what it's done over the years!

Jokes aside, I missed you as well my fellow rat pal! How have you been?

I've been ratastic, thanks for asking :3
How about yourself? And are you planning to stick around?

 

[Lenago]

Yes.... you look like lettuce. Can't wait to see you flower! Ooo! You'll be so pretty!

....DID YOU LICK GUIFROG?!

HOW ON EARTH DO I LOOK LIKE A LETTUCE?!

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

I've been ratastic, thanks for asking :3
How about yourself? And are you planning to stick around?

Well that's dandy! Always nice when a pal is doing good! And yes, I do plan on sticking around this time, with the goals of restoring to my former position as the Sheriff round these parts. I'm aiming to get there again, that, and I missed all you lot a bunch, so why not?

 

[TR273]

What! He is plant! This is purely scientific for me and nothing a bee wouldn't do for him!

@lenago is a plant!!!!!
-Lenago is Sus-
*Calls the inquisition*
.....
Wait...
Do you mean 'Plant' as in green stuff, photosynthesis, flowers, all that good stuff.
Or
'Plant' as is sneaky, scoundrel, here to steal our secrets and send them back to his evil paymasters at 'Big Kitty Inc.'
Or
'Manufacturing Plant'?

 

[metatherat]

....DID YOU LICK GUIFROG?!

HOW ON EARTH DO I LOOK LIKE A LETTUCE?!

*peers*
Well, you do sort of look like an undefined, distant blob, which is exactly what lettuce looks like *nodnod*

 

[Lenago]

@lenago is a plant!!!!!
-Lenago is Sus-
*Calls the inquisition*
.....
Wait...
Do you mean 'Plant' as in green stuff, photosynthesis, flowers, all that good stuff.
Or
'Plant' as is sneaky, scoundrel, here to steal our secrets and send them back to his evil paymasters at 'Big Kitty Inc.'
Or
'Manufacturing Plant'?

Hey i may be sneaky and a scoundrel but i aint no plant, nor a cat!

*peers*
Well, you do sort of look like an undefined, distant blob, which is exactly what lettuce looks like *nodnod*

You!
Go get some glasses!

 

[metatherat]

Well that's dandy! Always nice when a pal is doing good! And yes, I do plan on sticking around this time, with the goals of restoring to my former position as the Sheriff round these parts. I'm aiming to get there again, that, and I missed all you lot a bunch, so why not?

Eee! Good, because there is crime all over these parts. Just today we have had a lockpicking incident and some jaywalking.

You!
Go get some glasses!

Oo! Are we going to have a toast? :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Mmm... so juicy, so tangy. Look at them, look... NO TOUCHY!!

I see you've taken a leaf from my book!

THESE SATSUMAS ARE MINE!! But look at them, they are so delicious :3

...Aren't those oranges?

*looks over papers*

Would you look at that! Says here they carry everything! Except medicine...

Blast. We made it comedically appropriate not to stock them!

Eee! Good, because there is crime all over these parts. Just today we have had a lockpicking incident and some jaywalking.

Crime? Where? Should I get my armor?

 

[TR273]

Hey i may be sneaky and a scoundrel but i aint no plant, nor a cat.

Ah Ha!
A confession!
*The inquisition pounce*

*Their aim, may suck...

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

Eee! Good, because there is crime all over these parts. Just today we have had a lockpicking incident and some jaywalking.

Oo! Are we going to have a toast? :3

Yup! And you said there's been some crime round here? Jeez, I'm gone for just a year, and people start jaywalking? And lockpicking too? Man, I really need to get back to my job then! Fret not, I shall resume my duties, and oversee this to make sure no such crimes occur again!

 

[Lenago]

Ah Ha!
A confession!
*The inquisition pounce*

*Their aim, may suck...

*they aim me and just pounce on a old man passing by*

Huh...many inocent bystanders getting smacked by the shenanigans here lately

 

[Foxy Emy]

hands you knife. THE SEEDS ARE INSIDE HIM.

Don't be silly! He hasn't flowered yet!

....DID YOU LICK GUIFROG?!

HOW ON EARTH DO I LOOK LIKE A LETTUCE?!

@metatherat? Do your TF potions actually TF people? Or are they just powerful hallucinogenic potions with fragrances to induce the desired illusions? Because Leno looks like lettuce right now...

 

[Fcomega121]

Hey now! Bud!
Drop that dagger before ya hurt someone, me!


DO I LOOK LIKE A PLANT!?

you... don't look like one
but I know you taste like mango and also have the best eggplants and you make an amazing juice sooo ;3

Well that's dandy! Always nice when a pal is doing good! And yes, I do plan on sticking around this time, with the goals of restoring to my former position as the Sheriff round these parts. I'm aiming to get there again, that, and I missed all you lot a bunch, so why not?

welcome back mono!! ^w^
nice to meet ya around :3

 

[Lenago]

Yup! And you said there's been some crime round here? Jeez, I'm gone for just a year, and people start jaywalking? And lockpicking too? Man, I really need to get back to my job then! Fret not, I shall resume my duties, and oversee this to make sure no such crimes occur again!

And house wrecking....expecialy and only my house

 

[Lenago]

you... don't look like one
but I know you taste like mango and also have the best eggplants and you make an amazing juice sooo ;3

*stares*
.......

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

you... don't look like one
but I know you taste like mango and also have the best eggplants and you make an amazing juice sooo ;3


welcome back mono!! ^w^
nice to meet ya around :3

Thanks buddy! Same goes to you as well!

 

[Foxy Emy]

I see you've taken a leaf from my book!

...Aren't those oranges?

Blast. We made it comedically appropriate not to stock them!

Crime? Where? Should I get my armor?

Oh! Thank goodness you are here! Quick! Look at Leno! Does he look like lettuce to you?

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

And house wrecking....expecialy and only my house

House wrecking too?!? This place has been falling to pieces! Alright, time for me to get back to my old job in this lawless forums!

 

[Lenago]

House wrecking too?!? This place has been falling to pieces! Alright, time for me to get back to my old job in this lawless forums!

Ohhh yeah THIS place is falling to pieces....never mind my house getting wrecked every day by shenanigans here