Predators and Prey

[Foxy Emy]

*examines*
Yeah?

Oh good! I'm not hallucinating! You have to help me get his seed! *unstops vial labeled "lettuce pollen"*

Take this and swab it on one of his flowers.

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

*Skidaddles into international waters*

And the nerve to enter international waters?!? May the Allfather forgive for what I must do.

 

[Lenago]

*shows VERMIN LICENSE*

Shenanigans, SHENANIGANS I SAY

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

*plays The Gambler chorus on a nearby piano*

Huh. Alrighty then!

 

[Lenago]

Oh good! I'm not hallucinating! You have to help me get his seed! *unstops vial labeled "lettuce pollen"*

Take this and swab it on one of his flowers.

*listens*
....i need a adult?...

 

[Foxy Emy]

You remind me of me when I was young...

You didn't tell me you had a kid!

 

[metatherat]

Shenanigans, SHENANIGANS I SAY

*shows results of a scientific study proving that VERMIN LICENSEs are relatively free of shenanigans*

 

[TR273]

And theres the fact that everyone eats all my food...

*Shouts from offshore*

'You're out of those pies I like!!!! If you could get more that would be awesome!'
*Gives thumbs up*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh good! I'm not hallucinating! You have to help me get his seed! *unstops vial labeled "lettuce pollen"*

Take this and swab it on one of his flowers.

One sec--

*listens*
....i need a adult?...

This won't hurt a bit--*pounces*

You didn't tell me you had a kid!

I, don't.
*ptsd stare*
I don't.

 

[Lenago]

*Shouts from offshore*

'You're out of those pies I like!!!! If you could get more that would be awesome!'
*Gives thumbs up*

*yells back*

GO BUY YOUR OWN YA CHICKEN OF THE SEA FARMER!

 

[Lenago]

One sec--

This won't hurt a bit--*pounces*

I, don't.
*ptsd stare*
I don't.

Eeeekkk!!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Eeeekkk!!!

Hey now, no reason to panic! This is for science! *swab swab*

 

[Lenago]

Hey now, no reason to panic! This is for science! *swab swab*

Hhey watch it

HAHAHAHA THAT TICKLES!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Hhey watch it

HAHAHAHA THAT TICKLES!!

Hmm, didn't fill the vial up all the way.
*swabbing intensifies*
*stifles giggles*

 

[metatherat]

*yells back*

GO BUY YOUR OWN YA CHICKEN OF THE SEA FARMER!

 

[Arishipshape]

*I imagined the Pirates of the Caribbean theme playing for this chicken*

 

[Lenago]

Hmm, didn't fill the vial up all the way.
*swabbing intensifies*
*stifles giggles*

Bahahah!!! HAHAHA THAT TICKLES

HEY OHH NOW! WATCH WHERE YA RUBBING THAT THING!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Hey now, no reason to panic! This is for science! *swab swab*

Good! Now we just wait until he produces seeds and then I can have little LSD Lettuce babies!

I, don't.
*ptsd stare*
I don't.

Oh! I'm so sorry! You don't have to take about it.

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

Yesyes. Lenago's pantry must be protected at all costs. Against destruction, that is, not vermin. The vermin belong there.

Noted! No such destruction shall happen then, I'll safeguard it!

 

[Lenago]

Good! Now we just wait until he produces seeds and then I can have little LSD Lettuce babies!

I am a fox not a lettuce!! Hahahahha STOP THAT

 

[Lenago]

Noted! No such destruction shall happen then, I'll safeguard it!

Good luck with that

 

[TR273]

*yells back*

GO BUY YOUR OWN YA CHICKEN OF THE SEA FARMER!

......
........
No!

Hey now, no reason to panic! This is for science! *swab swab*

Hey!
You said science was a hoax!

*Uses 'Stare Of Judgement'.*

(It causes no damage, but gives a +1 to 'Awkward Moment')

 

[Arishipshape]

Bahahah!!! HAHAHA THAT TICKLES

HEY OHH NOW! WATCH WHERE YA RUBBING THAT THING!

*finishes filling the vial*
Here @Foxy Emy. *toss*

*resumes swabbing*
*visible enjoyment*

I am a fox not a lettuce!! Hahahahha STOP THAT

Remember when I was a human not a Glaceon? Same principle. Now, where are foxes most ticklish...
*vengeance is sweet*

 

[The Spirit Guardian]

Good luck with that

Thanks buddy! I'll do my best with it!

 

[metatherat]

*I imagined the Pirates of the Caribbean theme playing for this chicken*

(I do too, now...)

Good! Now we just wait until he produces seeds and then I can have little LSD Lettuce babies!

You know, I could probably have brewed a SEED POTION of some sort. Oh well.