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Predators and Prey

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
But i am not TF into anything, i woke up this morning and looked and the mirror and i saw my foxxy self!

This is all shenanigans i tell ya
Hmmmmm....

'Shenanigans'...an Irish word...and the Irish and associated with the colour green....and a lettuce is also green.....

*Peers suspiciously*
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
But i am not TF into anything, i woke up this morning and looked and the mirror and i saw my foxxy self!

This is all shenanigans i tell ya
That is the LSD in your leaves. I'm sorry to break the news to you... I can TF you back but I'm not sure what will happen to your body since you are fertilized... which is the plant version of pregnant. Trust me... bearing seeds is lot more comfortable than giving birth. >.<
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
I will wreck your booty pirate *makes a a shifty glance to @Foxy Emy THAT IS THIS PIRATE'S SHIP AND NOTHING ELSE
Surely you could just say "I'll sink your ship" if it wasn't flirtatious.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
*Fabian wiggles on Scarlett's head and speaks through Scarlett's mouth in a deepened voice*

You know that I smell your emotions as long as you are in a plant body?
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Good luck doing that when i am in a FOX'S BODY

*Fabian continues*

It decomposes all the same. Though I prefer your fox body... the concentrated nutrients of predators makes wonderful fertizer so long as they are not embalmed. Have you chosen a plant to leave your body to yet?

*cough! Scarlett's voice return to it's normal chipper tone as she speaks for herself again.*

Fabian! That is rude! Yeah! Sometimes people plant trees or bushes over their graves but like! You don't just straight up ask someone to leave your friends their body!

*Fabian's deep voice returns, speaking through Scarlett's mouth once more*

Why not? You offered yourself as my host voluntarily.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Oh! Sorry! I can't digest that so I never keep any jerky on hand. Got my animal protein intolerance from my dad. He was a fruit bat. ^w^ I have some old armor and metal back at home that @DRGN Juno likes to munch on but no meat... sorry. I'm probably the only meat that lives within a 30 mile radiaus of home come to think of it. ^w^
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Oh! @metatherat and Co. always clear out his pantry the moment itnis restocked.
The pantry-clearing business is booming :3
*gives FREE COUPON for PANTRY CLEARING SERVICE, guaranteed to clean pantries of all foodstuffs that might potentially generate dangerous mold (if left uneaten)*
*offers yucky hardtack*
Hello, is that a vaguely edible object I schee *scromnchmonch*
mmmh, tchish thastes *monch* therribl. *swallow*
More please :3
 
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