Predators and Prey

[Candywing]

can you please fix my cut

 

[Foxy Emy]

We’re Is the thing I use the broth with

Wait... you lost the medicine I gave you? Owo

 

[Universe]

Boop

 

[metatherat]

*offers fruit* A healthy treat!

Eee! Some kind of food, my favorite! *crams fruit into rat-mouth with both forelegs, eyes bulging out a little*

..........you have a potion that makes money?...

Only SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN HIRE A BUNCH OF LABORERS TO HELP CARRY THE THING SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN SOMEHOW USE IT TO HELP CANDYWING. It won't work otherwise. *nodnod*

Boop

*sniff-sniff*

 

[Lenago]

Eee! Some kind of food, my favorite! *crams fruit into rat-mouth with both forelegs, eyes bulging out a little*

Only SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN HIRE A BUNCH OF LABORERS TO HELP CARRY THE THING SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN SOMEHOW USE IT TO HELP CANDYWING. It won't work otherwise. *nodnod*

But you CAN make a money generating potion

 

[ben909]

But you CAN make a money generating potion

any addictive potion can make money if you ignore 'ethics'

 

[Universe]

Eee! Some kind of food, my favorite! *crams fruit into rat-mouth with both forelegs, eyes bulging out a little*

Only SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN HIRE A BUNCH OF LABORERS TO HELP CARRY THE THING SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN SOMEHOW USE IT TO HELP CANDYWING. It won't work otherwise. *nodnod*

*sniff-sniff*

Awwwwwwwww

 

[Lenago]

any addictive potion can make money if you ignore 'ethics'

But a money making one is faster and to the point

 

[Fcomega121]

Eee! Some kind of food, my favorite! *crams fruit into rat-mouth with both forelegs, eyes bulging out a little*

Only SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN HIRE A BUNCH OF LABORERS TO HELP CARRY THE THING SO YOU (meaning @Fcomega121) CAN SOMEHOW USE IT TO HELP CANDYWING. It won't work otherwise. *nodnod*

*sniff-sniff*

AAAAAAA!!!

*Hits a Jurassic Park Operation Genesis styled "hire" button a bunch of times before flopping out, deploying a lot of giant dwarves with bee costumes ready to carry the thing*

 

[ben909]

But a money making one is faster and to the point

maybe...

 

[metatherat]

But you CAN make a money generating potion

A money generating potion! Hah! Fuh! Huh! Bleurgh! Skakaawk! Uurgh! Blingblong! Tojojoing! Cling clong! Bok bok bukaawk!

.......what were we talking about?

any addictive potion can make money if you ignore 'ethics'

*gives FORTIFY ETHICS POTION*

 

[Candywing]

Wait... you lost the medicine I gave you? Owo

im sorry i was at school when you gave me it. but can you please fix my cut.

 

[Lenago]

A money generating potion! Hah! Fuh! Huh! Bleurgh! Skakaawk! Uurgh! Blingblong! Tojojoing! Cling clong! Bok bok bukaawk!

.......what were we talking about?

*gives FORTIFY ETHICS POTION*

About YOU making a money generating potion for ME, so i can be filthy rich~~

 

[metatherat]

About YOU making a money generating potion for ME, so i can be filthy rich~~

Say no more. Unless you plan to say, "Thanks, Meta, please have this huge container of yogurt".
*throws FILTHY RICH POTION*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I like money

 

[Lenago]

Say no more. Unless you plan to say, "Thanks, Meta, please have this huge container of yogurt".
*throws FILTHY RICH POTION*

*it turns my house into a big pile of money*

WAHAHAHAH!! *jumps on the pile*
Hehehahah! Money~ im sticking rich~~ help yourself to all the yogurt~ who cares! I am going to buy me a castle hahahaha

 

[Candywing]

foxy Emy please help with the giant cut in my stomach

 

[metatherat]

*it turns my house into a big pile of money*

WAHAHAHAH!! *jumps on the pile*
Hehehahah! Money~ im sticking rich~~ help yourself to all the yogurt~ who cares! I am going to buy me a castle hahahaha

yAAY *runs into the pile of money that used to be the pantry*
Careful though, this is probably forgery.
*also, the money smells terrible*

foxy Emy please help with the giant cut in my stomach

You know, I have like a whole shed full of HEALTH POTIONS. Do you think they might help?

 

[Lenago]

yAAY *runs into the pile of money that used to be the pantry*
Careful though, this is probably forgery.
*also, the money smells terrible*

Fake? What do ya mean fake?
This is 100% real cas-

*picks a bill and notices it had your face plastered on it*
....
.....ITS ALL FAKE!! SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS I TELL YOU!

 

[metatherat]

Fake? What do ta mean fake?
This is 100% real cas-

*picks a bill and notices it had your face plastered on it*
....
.....ITS ALL FAKE!! SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS I TELL YOU!

*picks up a random bill, which indeed has my winking face on it*
Ooo, would you look at this handsome fellow. Ehee. *gives the bill the rat fingergun*
Don't worry. If I ever become a king or something, I will... abdicate the throne, because ew, responsibility. But I will make this money legal tender first :3

 

[Lenago]

*picks up a random bill, which indeed has my winking face on it*
Ooo, would you look at this handsome fellow. Ehee. *gives the bill the rat fingergun*
Don't worry. If I ever become a king or something, I will... abdicate the throne, because ew, responsibility. But I will make this money legal tender first :3

......*flops back and just sinks in the fake money*

 

[metatherat]

......*flops back and just sinks in the fake money*

Eee, that looks fun! *also flops back and sinks in the fake money*
*all the pantry rats join in*

 

[Candywing]

*starts to cry*

 

[metatherat]

*starts to cry*

Aw, don't cry.
Here, have some emergency HEALTH AND YOGURT POTION.
*gives HEALTH AND YOGURT POTION*
*also gives BRAVE DRAGON STICKER... POTION*

 

[Candywing]

*swipes away with tale*