Predators and Prey

[Universe]

*Laughs*

 

[Lenago]

Meta the rat threw a RANDOM BUILDING POTION. The resulting building was a huge, hulking, ugly, and most importantly for the purposes of this story, a castle.
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Thanks, Textsynth :3

See, @lenago! Now you have a large something over there! *gestures*
I can't see it with my crappy eyes, but I am sure it is very nice :3

*stares*

....i....i think the castle is breathing

 

[TR273]

Meta the rat threw a RANDOM BUILDING POTION. The resulting building was a huge, hulking, ugly, and most importantly for the purposes of this story, a castle.
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Thanks, Textsynth :3

See, @lenago! Now you have a large something over there! *gestures*
I can't see it with my crappy eyes, but I am sure it is very nice :3

*Turns head sideways*
....Well that's a huge, hulking, unsightly erection on the horizon......

 

[Universe]

*Brews a celestial invisibility potion*

 

[ben909]

*Brews a celestial invisibility potion*

character still knows were you are

 

[Universe]

character still knows were you are

*I hadn’t used it yet*

 

[metatherat]

*stares*

....i....i think the castle is breathing

That's called the wind, @lenago.
*the castle coughs*

 

[TR273]

That's called the wind, @lenago.
*the castle coughs*

*Gently pats the castle*

 

[Universe]

*seals the potion and puts it away*

 

[Guifrog]

*stares*

....i....i think the castle is breathing

Awwww ain't it cute! I did hear a "purr"

 

[ben909]

checks the castle's temperature

 

[Universe]

Awwww ain't it cute! I did hear a "purr"

Boop

 

[Guifrog]

Boop

*Boops bacK*

 

[metatherat]

Awwww ain't it cute! I did hear a "purr"

*you also hear a squeak, a hoot, and a distant lonely cello*

checks the castle's temperature

*18°C*

 

[ben909]

*you also hear a squeak, a hoot, and a distant lonely cello*

*18°C*

does not know what the proper resting temp of the building should be...

 

[Arishipshape]

*Turns head sideways*
....Well that's a huge, hulking, unsightly erection on the horizon......

Ah ha! That's a double entendre! I'm learning!

 

[Universe]

*Boops bacK*

*giggles*

 

[ben909]

is still playing xbox, but waiting for coop to farm rune arks

 

[TR273]

Ah ha! That's a double entendre! I'm learning!

*Pretends to have no idea what you are talking about.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Pretends to have no idea what you are talking about.*

What?? Damnations, I thought I was learning! The accursed art of the double entendre will always elude me!

 

[Izzy4895]

*Izzy looks at a newspaper.*

Headlines:

BOD FOX increases its market share of the knock-off products market.

Communal rat piles result in 25% increase for the RAT VACATION PACKAGE.

Homeowners’ insurance rates up due to frequent claims pertaining to destroyed houses.

 

[metatherat]

is still playing xbox, but waiting for coop to farm rune arks

Ah, I see. The rune arks are in the farm's chicken coop. You must wait for it to arrive *nodnod*

What?? Damnations, I thought I was learning! The accursed art of the double entendre will always elude me!

*gives COUPON FOR FREE LEWDNESS LESSONS at "DIRTY RAT'S INCREDIBLY FILTHY BASEMENT", presumably a club of some sort*

 

[Arishipshape]

*gives COUPON FOR FREE LEWDNESS LESSONS at "DIRTY RAT'S INCREDIBLY FILTHY BASEMENT", presumably a club of some sort*

Sounds... unsanitary. Thank you for the offer but I will pass.

 

[ben909]

Ah, I see. The rune arks are in the farm's chicken coop. You must wait for it to arrive *nodnod*

*gives COUPON FOR FREE LEWDNESS LESSONS at "DIRTY RAT'S INCREDIBLY FILTHY BASEMENT", presumably a club of some sort*

arms BAT OF BONKING

 

[metatherat]

Communal rat piles result in 25% increase for the RAT VACATION PACKAGE.

Yesyes. It's impossible to see a rat pile and not want to join in. As a rat. For proof:

arms BAT OF BONKING

*gives the legendary adventurer bat the rat fingerguns*
Awesome title, Chiroptera pal :3