Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

...I've eaten the food in your Casino, steak isn't meant to be rubbery, and the 'Chateau La Lenago' tastes suspiciously like knock off 'Vimto'.....

Hey i had to make cutbacks after YOU ransacked my casino last time

 

[TR273]

Hey i had to make cutbacks after YOU ransacked my casino last time

You talk like using leprechaun gold to clean out all the slot machines is a bad thing......

 

[Lenago]

You talk like using leprechaun gold to clean out all the slot machines is a bad thing......

Of course it is!

It poofs away after a day, i should sue ya!

 

[TR273]

Of course it is!

It poofs away after a day, i should sue ya!

*Threatens to counter sue!*

 

[Lenago]

*Threatens to counter sue!*

Sue me for what? ya pot gold spender!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Oo, I love it :3
That is a very high-visibility hat for a ninja, though

OSHA Approved ninja.

 

[Guifrog]

*stares at the pirate and the treasure thief threatening to sue each other*
*scratches head, kinda glad I'm only good in predation defense cases*

 

[TR273]

Sue me for what? ya pot gold spender!

Repeated unwelcome booty smashing attempts.

The idea is not to win but to tie everything up in red tape then just watch the chaos.

 

[Lenago]

Repeated unwelcome booty smashing attempts.

The idea is not to win but to tie everything up in red tape then just watch the chaos.

You know very well i mean smashing your ship!

 

[Shyy]

*waits for "the" house to do it's thing*

 

[TR273]

You know very well i mean smashing your ship!

*The judge walks in*
Vandalism!
He confesses!
Bailiff! Remove him and sentence him to three weeks of Breakfast TV!

 

[Lenago]

*The judge walks in*
Vandalism!
He confesses!
Bailiff! Remove him and sentence him to three weeks of Breakfast TV!

*yells at the judge*
ME? VANDALISM?

how about the million of time this pirate of the 7 kiddy pools wrecked my house?

 

[Shyy]

*"encourages" the house to implode through use of pin-point singularity claymore on timer* that should get the heat off of "Pirate Mom"...

 

[Maur]

Who is that?

A friendly (and delicious) pasta abomination created by none other than potion genius @metatherat

 

[Universe]

A friendly (and delicious) pasta abomination created by none other than potion genius @metatherat

*Walks out the house without looking at the explosion cool guy style*

 

[metatherat]

A friendly (and delicious) pasta abomination created by none other than potion genius @metatherat

*hears "potion" and "metatherat" from a way off*
*scurryscurry*
DID SOMEONE SAY POTION. (And metatherat.)
*throws RANDOM POTION*

 

[Universe]

*hears "potion" and "metatherat" from a way off*
*scurryscurry*
DID SOMEONE SAY POTION. (And metatherat.)
*throws RANDOM POTION*

*catches without looking and throws it on the ground*

 

[metatherat]

*catches without looking and throws it on the ground*

*the potion causes RANDOMNESS*
*although around PvP it is hard to gauge if it had any effect*

 

[TR273]

*the potion causes RANDOMNESS*
*although around PvP it is hard to gauge if it had any effect*

*Gives a cup of tea to the giant walking castle*

 

[Universe]

*Gives a cup of tea to the giant walking castle*

Hello

 

[Lenago]

*"encourages" the house to implode through use of pin-point singularity claymore on timer* that should get the heat off of "Pirate Mom"...

HOY!

 

[TR273]

Hello

*Waves and merps*

 

[metatherat]

*Gives a cup of tea to the giant walking castle*

The walking castle consumed the tea by the means of the mouth.
The chattering castle devoured the toast by the means of the mouth.
The chewing castle devoured the toast and the tea by the means of the mouth.
The walking castle devoured the butter by the means of the mouth.
The chattering castle devoured the bread by the means of the mouth.
The chewing castle devoured the bread and the butter by the means of the mouth.
The walking castle devoured the cake by the means of the mouth.
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Thanks... textsynth....
*looks at the walking castle's ravenous mouth slightly nervously*
Well done, castle. Very ratty, yes.

 

[Lenago]

The walking castle consumed the tea by the means of the mouth.
The chattering castle devoured the toast by the means of the mouth.
The chewing castle devoured the toast and the tea by the means of the mouth.
The walking castle devoured the butter by the means of the mouth.
The chattering castle devoured the bread by the means of the mouth.
The chewing castle devoured the bread and the butter by the means of the mouth.
The walking castle devoured the cake by the means of the mouth.
---
Thanks... textsynth....
*looks at the walking castle's ravenous mouth slightly nervously*
Well done, castle. Very ratty, yes.

*is just watching as the house eats my breakfast*.... well now...this is...happening

 

[Shyy]

HOY!

Wot? *looks at, belches, goes back to cup of Earl Grey*