Baron Tredegar
Master of Forgotten Lore
And hes not feline lettuce so it cant be you.I dont see a top hat

And hes not feline lettuce so it cant be you.I dont see a top hat
How boring.....*is in deep rat-thought*
Hmm... Maybe the issue is that you build stuff that can easily collapse. Perhaps it is time to build underground. And nothing big or expansive. Yes! Living in a hole in a ground is very foxy, there is that, too!
*throws LONG UNDERGROUND ROCK TUNNEL POTION*
I AM NOT A FELINE, YOU LETTUCE LOVING TRIPPER!And hes not feline lettuce so it cant be you.
Awww I am a pharaogh <3
Oh no! Is @GentleButter okay! Being devoured by a castle can be scary!The walking castle consumed the tea by the means of the mouth.
The chattering castle devoured the toast by the means of the mouth.
The chewing castle devoured the toast and the tea by the means of the mouth.
The walking castle devoured the butter by the means of the mouth.
The chattering castle devoured the bread by the means of the mouth.
The chewing castle devoured the bread and the butter by the means of the mouth.
The walking castle devoured the cake by the means of the mouth.
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Thanks... textsynth....
*looks at the walking castle's ravenous mouth slightly nervously*
Well done, castle. Very ratty, yes.
*watches those cubic swirly things appear around you*Awww I am a pharaogh <3
*Looks around for the source of the high pitched noise*I AM NOT A FELINE, YOU LETTUCE LOVING TRIPPER!
i am a FOX!! FOOOXXXX
*stops strangling Garfield**Looks around for the source of the high pitched noise*
Who's strangling a cat?
*Smacks* YOU DON’T INSULT A DRAGON’S HOMEWhat do i look like? A "cave fox"?
I like having a good and cozy house ya know
*takes notes on feline mating behavior it reads "...Some felines like to choked.... unclear if this is universal among felines or the behavior is exclusive to members of Felis catus."**stops strangling Garfield*
...
*continues*
I heard that, captain shipwhreck!*Looks around for the source of the high pitched noise*
Who's strangling a cat?
OW*Smacks* YOU DON’T INSULT A DRAGON’S HOME
I will smack you again if you ever insult it again
I am sure your lair is rather lovely with a magnificent hoard othe dragons would covet. ^w^I will smack you again if you ever insult it again
Fine fine, i just like a house betterI will smack you again if you ever insult it again
*Captain Shipwreck, the olm pirate, turns to look at you*I heard that, captain shipwhreck!
*smiles* thank youI am sure your lair is rather lovely with a magnificent hoard othe dragons would covet. ^w^
Sorry, not you, im talking to the lady pirate over there *points at Sally**Captain Shipwreck, the olm pirate, turns to look at you*
*"You try navigating by scent, you overland beastie!", he growls*
*he can't see what you are pointing at. he is an olm*Sorry, not you, im talking to the lady pirate over there *points at Sally*
I AM NOT A FELINE, YOU LETTUCE LOVING TRIPPER!
i am a FOX!! FOOOXXXX
All hail the Child of Ra, the Morning and Evening Star!Awww I am a pharaogh <3
Oooo! You can make grog from lichen! I never tried that!*he can't see what you are pointing at. he is an olm*
*but he gets it and gets back to his lichen grog*
You're a sad and strange little man...you have my pitty![]()
YOU ARE A PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's probably an acquired taste. Or perhaps one that's best left unacquiredOooo! You can make grog from lichen! I never tried that!
Chances are, the guy will just get groggyIt's probably an acquired taste. Or perhaps one that's best left unacquired![]()
@GroggyChances are, the guy will just get groggy