Baron Tredegar
Master of Forgotten Lore
Even his cousin Crazy Steve is better company.Creepy Bob....
..... actually I think he watches everyone.... hence his name....

Even his cousin Crazy Steve is better company.Creepy Bob....
..... actually I think he watches everyone.... hence his name....
Well IF YOU AND YOUR BOOTY would stop smashing my house, it would not be on fire everyday!The baseball cap isn't usually on fire?
Hello, this is the Division of Child Support Services, inquiring that you have not paid for the care of your daughter Sprigatito.Well IF YOU AND YOUR BOOTY would stop smashing my house, it would not be on fire everyday!
*...while Creepy Bob watches**Is trying to sleep*
WHAT?....wait a tic..SO THATS WHY YA KEEP CALLING ME A LETTUCEHello, this is the Division of Child Support Services, inquiring that you have not paid for the care of your daughter Sprigatito.
But sir, you are a lettuce. Are you feeling okay?WHAT?....wait a tic..SO THATS WHY YA KEEP CALLING ME A LETTUCE
Crazy Steve is lovely....so long as you keep him away from explosives or alcohol.Even his cousin Crazy Steve is better company.
I haven't demolished your house for a while actually....Well IF YOU AND YOUR BOOTY would stop smashing my house, it would not be on fire everyday!
...Creepy.....*...while Creepy Bob watches*
I AINT A POKEMON YA KANTO FAMBOY!But sir, you are a lettuce. Are you feeling okay?
Sir we are going to have to put you under arrest until we can treat you for clinical insanity.I AINT A POKEMON YA KANTO FAMBOY!
Im watching you, Captain SardineI haven't demolished your house for a while actually....
*Waits for the inevitable house implosion....*
Oh I'M crazy!Sir we are going to have to put you under arrest until we can treat you for clinical insanity.
....While Creepy Bob watches you......Im watching you, Captain Sardine
Who's Creepy Bob?....While Creepy Bob watches you......
Who's Creepy Bob?
Who watches the Watchmen?
Creepy Bob....
..... actually I think he watches everyone.... hence his name....
Get a straitjacket! Proceeds to tase you.Oh I'M crazy!
You the one that is mistaking me for a pokemon...A CAT POKEMON at that
And that is why Crazy Steve doesnt work at the Premier Theater when action movies are being shown.Crazy Steve is lovely....so long as you keep him away from explosives or alcohol.
BBBZZZTTT OUCH!!Get a straitjacket! Proceeds to tase you.
And that is why Crazy Steve doesnt work at the Premier Theater when action movies are being shown.
HES STILL CONSCIOUS! Shoots you with a tranquillizer gun.BBBZZZTTT OUCH!!
Hey watch it pal, or i will pull that ear of yours!
Ow! WHY YOOUthhh * half of my face becomes paralised*HES STILL CONSCIOUS! Shoots you with a tranquillizer gun.
*Blasts him**...while Creepy Bob watches*
*Creepy Bob smiles and winks**Blasts him*
*Is curled up traumatized by the fact I can’t sleep because I am being watched*a mushroom based internet article shows up
"identify crisis, or altered records, one fox is said to be cat lettuce on official forms, are you next"
the article is written conspiracy theory style and contains many rumors about lesser mouselands goverment, and names record staff by name
they likely have an article on that as well, but it will make it worse...*Is curled up traumatized by the fact I can’t sleep because I am being watched*