Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Hahaha haha-HOW MUCH CAN ONE RAT EAT!?

One rat can eat about five thousand dollars worth of food.
thanks, dreamily.ai
*rat fingerguns*

*my tail stretches out a little, and the tip of my tail turns and tickles you*

eee! prehensile ratty tail :O
*squeaks ticklishly under the tail tip*
*makes a mental note to check the OPOSSUM TRANSFORMATION POTION stock later on*

 

[Universe]

One rat can eat about five thousand dollars worth of food.
thanks, dreamily.ai
*rat fingerguns*

eee! prehensile ratty tail :O
*squeaks ticklishly under the tail tip*
*makes a mental note to check the OPOSSUM TRANSFORMATION POTION stock later on*

*Boops*

 

[Lenago]

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(Seriously, how often do you need to restock that larder of yours?)

(Me?? Why do ya think i live in a house and not a castle? Ohh yeahh sure Lenny has his casino, but ya know HAVING MY HOUSE WRECKED AND PANTRY EMPTY EVERYDAY!! Kind of puts a BIG dent on ya wallet!!)

 

[TR273]

(Me?? Why do ya think i live in a house and not a castle? Ohh yeahh sure Lenny has his casino, but ya know HAVING MY HOUSE WRECKED AND PANTRY EMPTY EVERYDAY!! Kind of puts a BIG dent on ya wallet!!)

Aaaand there is the slight issue of the Pirate Queen regularly cleaning out the slot machines at the casino....

 

[Lenago]

Not to mention the big booty ridding pirate that EMPTIES MY CASINO

Aaaand there is the slight issue of the Pirate Queen regularly cleaning out the slot machines at the casino....

Yes this

 

[metatherat]

*Boops*

*squeaak* :3
Hai, Universe :3

(Me?? Why do ya think i live in a house and not a castle? Ohh yeahh sure Lenny has his casino, but ya know HAVING MY HOUSE WRECKED AND PANTRY EMPTY EVERYDAY!! Kind of puts a BIG dent on ya wallet!!)

Never fear! Etc.
*throws SMOOTH OUT WALLET POTION*

 

[TR273]

Not to mention the big booty ridding pirate that EMPTIES MY CASINO


Yes this

Stop filling it with money, I'll stop emptying it.

 

[Lenago]

Stop filling it with money, I'll stop emptying it.

thats how casinos work! And you have a gambling problem!

 

[TR273]

thats how casinos work! And you have a gambling problem!

Do you say that to your customers who lose a lot?

 

[Universe]

thats how casinos work! And you have a gambling problem!

And you have a gold problem

 

[Lenago]

Do you say that to your customers who lose a lot?

Only when they cheat

 

[Universe]

*squeaak* :3
Hai, Universe :3

Never fear! Etc.
*throws SMOOTH OUT WALLET POTION*

Hi

 

[Lenago]

And you have a gold problem

Nothing wrong with gold pal

 

[Universe]

Nothing wrong with gold pal

There is if you steal it

 

[TR273]

Only when they cheat

*Decides to go incognito*

A mysterious German!

My Name?

Frau Haus!

 

[Lenago]

There is if you steal it

But if i dont, the Nords will have the gold, and i wont, ya see the problem there

 

[Lenago]

*Decides to go incognito*

A mysterious German!

My Name?

Frau Haus!

Ohh dont tell me the house cheat works like that

 

[Shyy]

*Stares*

*w*

 

[TR273]

Ohh dont tell me the house cheat works like that

Das Haus immer gewinnt!

(Which is my terrible German for 'The House always wins'.)

 

[Universe]

*w*

*Boops*

 

[Lenago]

Das Haus immer gewinnt!

(Which is my terrible German for 'The House always wins'.)

*gives you a deadpan stare and crickets sings*
....go back to work Claus! I dont pay ya to make your sounds

 

[Universe]

*gives you a deadpan stare and crickets sings*
....go back to work Claus! I dont pay ya to make your sounds

*Yells at you in celestial*

 

[Rystren]

*floats about*

 

[metatherat]

*floats about*

Haii, floatykit :3
*hops on hind legs, trying to reach you*

 

[Rystren]

Haii, floatykit :3
*hops on hind legs, trying to reach you*

hi