Predators and Prey

[Matt the Terrier]

*becomes Terrier loafs*

 

[TR273]

*sashays in*

Who is this "Mighty Floof"? I'd love to have him within me~

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh daddy, what agitates you so? Perhaps I can help~

No! No daddy! I am Father, Please my child

*Takes a drink*

*Hacks up a hairball*

Have you tried praying? That fixes all your problems!

 

[Arishipshape]

No! No daddy! I am Father, Please my child

If I'm your child, that makes you daddy. You sound so stressed. What's wrong? Are you pent up? *massages your shoulders*

 

[ben909]

water drinking duck is still caseing santo

 

[TR273]

If I'm your child, that makes you daddy. You sound so stressed. What's wrong? Are you pent up? *massages your shoulders*

*Hits the red button*

*Clomps about in the thread looking for the demonic possession.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

If I'm your child, that makes you daddy. You sound so stressed. What's wrong? Are you pent up? *massages your shoulders*

*swats you away*

No touchy! It is sinful to worship one other than the great woofer! Have off meeee

 

[ben909]

vaporeon character sets up recording devices from a different place

 

[ssaannttoo]

water drinking duck is still caseing santo

*backs into a corner*

Why haveth the Commune sent me to this place for a mission!

 

[Lenago]

If I'm your child, that makes you daddy. You sound so stressed. What's wrong? Are you pent up? *massages your shoulders*

Hello hello every on- *looks at Ari*

......

 

[Arishipshape]

*swats you away*

No touchy! It is sinful to worship one other than the great woofer! Have off meeee

No touchy? Don't you know that the Great Woofer has commanded us to go forth and multiply? That needs a little "touchy" if you know what I mean~
And you clearly need it. *resumes*

Hello hello every on- *looks at Ari*

......

*smirks with obvious undertones*

 

[Shyy]

Morning all! *clears off dining table, opens door* okay, guys- set up over there... *points at table* so, whose hungry? Ordered IHOP catering...

 

[TR273]

*Continues clomping*

*Sneezes, accidentally taking out a dock with the volcano cannon*

....I meant to do that!
There was heresy on that dock, I'm sure.....

*Points the Titan's weapons up in the air in case of similar sniffles*

 

[ben909]

puts glue inside the cannons to the barrels explode if they are fired

 

[ssaannttoo]

No touchy? Don't you know that the Great Woofer has commanded us to go forth and multiply? That needs a little "touchy" if you know what I mean~
And you clearly need it. *resumes*

*Tries to argue*

*Cant*

O_O

great woofer forgive me for I have sinned

 

[Arishipshape]

Morning all! *clears off dining table, opens door* okay, guys- set up over there... *points at table* so, whose hungry? Ordered IHOP carering...

Oooh! IHOP is the second best thing to have in my mouth! Thanks!
*pours syrup*
*stares at it suspiciously long*

*Tries to argue*

*Cant*

O_O

great woofer forgive me for I have sinned

Can't have forgiveness without a little sin~

 

[ssaannttoo]

Can't have forgiveness without a little sin~

THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE!

My child PLEASE!

 

[ben909]

normal character keeps seting up strange looking sensors

 

[Lenago]

No touchy? Don't you know that the Great Woofer has commanded us to go forth and multiply? That needs a little "touchy" if you know what I mean~
And you clearly need it. *resumes*

*smirks with obvious undertones*

.....ok 2 things
1: Ari is being possessed by a spirit
2: Sally hit me so hard with a canon that i am in a delusional coma

 

[Arishipshape]

THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE!

My child PLEASE!

Oh, are you disspointed in me daddy? Have I been a bad girl? Why don't you show me the error of my ways somewhere a little more private...

.....ok 2 things
1: Ari is being possessed by a spirit

*licks holy cross*
No spirits here!

2: Sally hit me so hard i am in a delusional coma

You're definitely awake, I could prove it to you if you like~

 

[Lenago]

Oh, are you disspointed in me daddy? Have I been a bad girl? Why don't you show me the error of my ways somewhere a little more private...

*licks holy cross*
No spirits here!

You're definitely awake, I could prove it to you if you like~

Ok thats

*runs off and returns with a hat filled with "hatty" water and starts spraying it on you*

The power of Hats compels you!
The power of Hats compels you!

 

[ben909]

Ok thats

*runs off and returns with a hat filled with "hatty" water and starts spraying it on you*

The power of Hats compels you!
The power of Hats compels you!

character uses radio to ask for help with sensors

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, are you disspointed in me daddy? Have I been a bad girl? Why don't you show me the error of my ways somewhere a little more private...

*straightens*

Well we have confession.. we all
Make mistakes child and there is no judgement for the great woofer loves all his children UwU

 

[TR273]

.....ok 2 things
1: Ari is being possessed by a spirit
2: Sally hit me so hard with a canon that i am in a delusional coma

Nope to 2, I did marmalade and ant you. And then @Guifrog ate the ants and tongued you, so that could be spacing you out....

1.?
Hmm
*Readies the twin assault plasma cannons of extreme purging.*

 

[ben909]

marmalades the cannons