Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

*sticks head from my window* who is playing that music?..

 

[ben909]

Borophagus Metropolis, canine, a creature trying to avoid liquid condensation. Currently crying, alone, and helpless. Little does he know that he is about to receive a sheltering umbrella from the dryest canyons of......the Twilight Zone (que music)

sorry about releasing the twilight zone stuff with my sensors

 

[Baron Tredegar]

*sticks head from my window* who is playing that music?..

Lenago, species unknown, a man who thinks he is the dapperist around, but suffers from an acute confusion of identity. The question of whether he is a fox, or cat, or a head of lettuce permeates his day. Is he real or a figment of consciousness. He is about to take a long hard look into a mirror that directly shows... the Twilight Zone (que music)

 

[Lenago]

Lenago, species unknown, a man who thinks he is the dapperist around, but suffers from an acute confusion of identity. The question of whether he is a fox, or cat, or a head of lettuce permeates his day. Is he real or a figment of consciousness. He is about to take a long hard look into a mirror that directly shows... the Twilight Zone (que music)

*looks around for both the music and the narator*

Who is saying that??

 

[Odysseus]

*looks around for both the music and the narator*

Who is saying that??

Do not ask the origins of words spoken in darkness. You may not like the answer...

 

[ben909]

Lenago, species unknown, a man who thinks he is the dapperist around, but suffers from an acute confusion of identity. The question of whether he is a fox, or cat, or a head of lettuce permeates his day. Is he real or a figment of consciousness. He is about to take a long hard look into a mirror that directly shows... the Twilight Zone (que music)

the fox tf chemical did not tf him

 

[ben909]

Do not ask the origins of words spoken in darkness. You may not like the answer...

hides drone with speaker

 

[Baron Tredegar]

*looks around for both the music and the narator*

Who is saying that??

You realize everything is black and white and your surroundings look like a small american town from the 50s. It is completely empty.

 

[Lenago]

Do not ask the origins of words spoken in darkness. You may not like the answer...

Who just said that?

*looks around*

Is that you Nana?

You realize everything is black and white and your surroundings look like a small american town from the 50s. It is completely empty.

....huh,i thought i moved away from this 50s a while ago...does this mean i am a rubber toon again?

 

[Odysseus]

Who just said that?

*looks around*

Is that you Nana?


....huh,i thought i moved away from this 50s a while ago...does this mean i am a rubber toon again?

*Strides in on bony feet*
That would be me.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Who just said that?

*looks around*

Is that you Nana?


....huh,i thought i moved away from this 50s a while ago...does this mean i am a rubber toon again?

Reality shifts and warps as a toon interacts with the empty town. ahead you see three objects a church dedicated to lettuce, a fox police station, and a giant statue of a cat.

 

[Lenago]

*Strides in on bony feet*
That would be me.

*stares*.........ohh good, for a moment it thought it was my Nana

 

[Odysseus]

*stares*.........ohh good, for a moment it thought it was my Nana

Just me, death...'s nephew.
Why're you so scared of your Nana sir?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Borophagus Metropolis, canine, a creature trying to avoid liquid condensation. Currently crying, alone, and helpless. Little does he know that he is about to receive a sheltering umbrella from the dryest canyons of......the Twilight Zone (que music)

There is something wrong with my television

 

[Baron Tredegar]

There is something wrong with my television

Rod Serling just stands in the corner.

 

[Foxy Emy]

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Redacted Cthulhu is summoned.*

 

[Lenago]

Just me, death...'s nephew.
Why're you so scared of your Nana sir?

Because last time she was out on her own we had to call the police, the fire station, the animal control and Aquaman....everyone else was on holiday, so we kind of had what we could get in terms of super heroes...not that i dislike the guy..its just, in the city he cant help much

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Rod Serling just stands in the corner.

I’m sorry, I was thinking of the Outer Limits

 

[Odysseus]

Because last time she was out on her own we had to call the police, the fire station, the animal control and Aquaman....everyone else was on holiday, so we kind of had what we could get in terms of super heroes...not that i dislike the guy..its just, in the city he cant help much

Ahh, I see. How...unfortunate
Still, could be worse. Every time my uncle goes on holiday someone ends up...well, I imagine you can guess how it turns out.

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Because last time she was out on her own we had to call the police, the fire station, the animal control and Aquaman....everyone else was on holiday, so we kind of had what we could get in terms of super heroes...not that i dislike the guy..its just, in the city he cant help much

I mean aquaman can summon every childs goldfish to fight for him in a city. Then he can fight every child whos goldfish he just got killed.

 

[Lenago]

I mean aquaman can summon every childs goldfish to fight for him in a city. Then he can fight every child whos goldfish he just got killed.

Yeah but at that point...things were bad enough

Ahh, I see. How...unfortunate
Still, could be worse. Every time my uncle goes on holiday someone ends up...well, I imagine you can guess how it turns out.

Not very lively...pffftttg hehehe

 

[ssaannttoo]

*walks in*

How are the children of the great woofer?

 

[ben909]

*walks in*

How are the children of the great woofer?

unknown, but the eevee are born from a different more powerful source (they insist, its at least different)

 

[ben909]

places a tea object in front of @Arishipshape
and a coffee object in front of @ssaannttoo

for an important test

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*crashes*