Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Really?
Actually, yes.

Really?
"seems you yearly madness is over"Good morning, gentlemen.
My what now?"seems you yearly madness is over"
*Hugs*Good morning, gentlemen.
Good morning Lady Ari!... I had the strangest dream about you!Good morning, gentlemen.
(Oh dear)(half back, eye really hurts)
(getting it out is really hard)(Oh dear)
(Ouch)(getting it out is really hard)
Someone has set you up the RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.Good morning, gentlemen.
Oh? Pray tell!Good morning Lady Ari!... I had the strangest dream about you!
*visible confusion*Someone has set you up the RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.
It wasn’t me*hovers in*
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Someone has set you up the RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.
:I*visible confusion*
*politely declines*
Must have been the furson that is known for rat transformations around here. That's right, the culprit was doubtlessly none other than @Arishipshape!!It wasn’t me
*Giggles*:I
*drinks RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION sadly*
...mm. rat transformationlicious.
Must have been the furson that is known for rat transformations around here. That's right, the culprit was doubtlessly none other than @Arishipshape!!
*starts an initiative to ban corking of skunks*I can support this. We've got corks galore.
*can't see it either, because the rat-eyes are crappy**Walks in not seeing a trap*
I will sign it if you agree to give RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER a shot :3*starts an initiative to ban corking of skunks*
We clearly need to stop this abuse of corks and skunk butts!
*Ends up upside down**can't see it either, because the rat-eyes are crappy*
I will sign it if you agree to give RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER a shot :3
My customers don't want to be transformed!I will sign it if you agree to give RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER a shot :3
e? what are you doing?*Ends up upside down*
Some of them might... we could openly market the RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER as RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER. I bet it would find a sizable niche audience :3My customers don't want to be transformed!
(Except if you count transform to being drunk)
No thank you I’m literally hanging upside downe? what are you doing?
*offers MAKE DRAGONS FACE THE RIGHT WAY AROUND POTION*
Some of them might... we could openly market the RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER as RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER. I bet it would find a sizable niche audience :3
But you're constantly giving out rat transformation stuff for free anyways. From what would I live?Some of them might... we could openly market the RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER as RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER. I bet it would find a sizable niche audience :3