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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
...If my recollection of human courting culture is correct then the only polite way to say this is with a bouquet.

*Offers a Boquet with the following flowers:

Syrian Mallow
African Marigold
Fleur-de-Lis
Spanish Jasmine
Quince
Dog Rose
Peach Blossom
Grass*

There was.... *scratches back of head* a lot.
Oh my! What a nice arrangement! Where did you get such a wide variety of--
See? Ya been acting like a naughty girl
What?? How the heck do you get from a romantic and platonic gesture such as a flower gift to naughtiness!
...
Hold on.

*removes pocket dictionary*
*flips to "Flowers"*
*reads through "Victorian era flower communication"*
chef-skinner-skinner.gif
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
Oh my! What a nice arrangement! Where did you get such a wide variety of--

What?? How the heck do you get from a romantic and platonic gesture such as a flower gift to naughtiness!
...
Hold on.

*removes pocket dictionary*
*flips to "Flowers"*
*reads through "Victorian era flower communication"*
chef-skinner-skinner.gif

It was just a dream.... take a deep breath. It is perfectly normal for people to occasionally have such dreams when they sleep.
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.
That was not a dream.
And if you were acting on a dream of YOURS...then you are not helping your case bud
Wait.... It wasn't‽
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
That was not a dream.
And if you were acting on a dream of YOURS...then you are not helping your case bud
IT WASN'T MY DREAM
It was just a dream.... take a deep breath. It is perfectly normal for people to occasionally have such dreams when they sleep.
No, I need to prove to Lenago beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'd never voluntarily participate in something so degenerate!
...
*realizes this will never occur*

*takes a deep breath*
Wait.... It wasn't‽
No no, it was. I would've remembered something like... that.
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
IT WASN'T MY DREAM

No, I need to prove to Lenago beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'd never voluntarily participate in something so degenerate!
...
*realizes this will never occur*

*takes a deep breath*

No no, it was. I would've remembered something like... that.
Ok, then explain why me and Emy BOTH know of what happened
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Nope, from the look of things, i was not hit so hard from one of the shenanigans here that i would be in a delusional coma...this really happened
WHAT really happened?! What are you insinuating! By Jove if I have to resume my constant duel challenging to dispel this slander I will not hesitate!
Ok, then explain why me and Emy BOTH know of what happened
You don't know jack squat! You just recognized the flowers before I did!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
character had recorded evidence of the events on speical recorders that are immune to last years evidence destroying magic
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
No...you were being all naughty, giving out kinky signals and as you said "being a bad girl"
Me? Bad? Even when I have been... less than perfect, I still deluded myself into believing I was right. I would never call myself bad. This is ludicrous!
character had recorded evidence of the events on speical recorders that are immune to last years evidence destroying magic
*they spontaneously combust again*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Me? Bad? Even when I have been... less than perfect, I still deluded myself into believing I was right. I would never call myself bad. This is ludicrous!

*they spontaneously combust again*
this however cannot destroy the information this time, as i planed ahead

its next weeks problem that no one knows how to destroy these things

although while in fire they are hard to read
 
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