Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

[*I the goddess Selenelis Asterelis Prasagapelis appears as if from nowhere, all nine tails waiving in the wind.*

Secrets of the void,
Love and passion employed
The dark side of the moon
Nights together enjoyed
Burning hearts will swoon
Light and dark alloyed
The day the fool reigns
Cannot see the light of day.

*absconds the cube, taking it to a world beyond mortal reach.*

My apologies @Arishipshape...

Congratulations on lifting that curse by the way. I wasn't sure you had it in you.

*offers a mythical artifact weapon of you choice*]

*suddenly, rats swarm in from every direction*
*many of the pantry rats and me are among them*
*some of the rats play a triumphant fanfare with rat-trumpets and rat-drums, although you notice that one of the rats has forgotten his trumpet and is just miming a trumpet poorly*
*In a blast of displaced air, Ninkilim, Lord Rodent appears*
*hir tail does not wave in the wind. it just sort of lies there. it is very beautiful, though*

*And lo, Lord Rodent squeaketh: "Yo. Can I have some yogurt?"*
*One of the pantry rats gives hir a cup of yogurt*
*"Yaay, I got yogurt", shi squeaks happily. "In return, I wish to give you a magic information shape. Take this magic tetrahedron. It's magic. And a tetrahedron."
*Shi puts down a tetrahedron, which is supposedly magic (it's also clearly a tetrahedron) and disappears*

*one of the pantry rats pokes at the tetrahedron*
*Within the tetrahedron, words appear in big floating letters. A presumably divine message reads: "Rats can hear ultrasound: the range of the rat's hearing is around 200 Hz to 80 or 90 kHz"*

 

[Guifrog]

What?

That wouldn't result in more dragons.

Well, if you killed mom dragons, that would probably bring the wrath of all their sons AND husbands

 

[Finn ^w^]

"Guess who's back to bully you all for no apparent reasonnnnnnnnnnnnn"
*the wolf grins, cute yet menacing.*

 

[Guifrog]

"Guess who's back to bully you all for no apparent reasonnnnnnnnnnnnn"
*the wolf grins, cute yet menacing.*

Awwww hello there!
Your goal sounds cool. I'm here to break brains, disconnect trains of thoughts and ruin logic, most of the time :>

 

[metatherat]

Bro whatever this is looks super cool! I'm a big fan of it

Eeee! That's an AI edit of Boro's avatar that I made using ostagram.me. Sadly, the site seems to be buggered right now, probably due to the whole Ukraine war and the sanctions (ostagram is a Russian site). All the processes seem to take indefinitely for some reason

But "Deep Dream Generator" is a similar site if you want to give the AI thing a shot :3

has class soon, please look after my cube while i am gone and keep it safe

Will do. Also, MY WEIRD INFORMATION CUBE :3
*scent marks the cube*

"Guess who's back to bully you all for no apparent reasonnnnnnnnnnnnn"
*the wolf grins, cute yet menacing.*

Is it me? Facebook the rat?

 

[Finn ^w^]

Awwww hello there!
Your goal sounds cool. I'm here to break brains, disconnect trains of thoughts and ruin logic, most of the time :>

"I mean you are simply doing what the one and only Guifrog does best."
*he gives a finger gun and a wink*

 

[ben909]

returns and reads sensor dart results

 

[ben909]

Eeee! That's an AI edit of Boro's avatar that I made using ostagram.me. Sadly, the site seems to be buggered right now, probably due to the whole Ukraine war and the sanctions (ostagram is a Russian site). All the processes seem to take indefinitely for some reason

But "Deep Dream Generator" is a similar site if you want to give the AI thing a shot :3

Will do. Also, MY WEIRD INFORMATION CUBE :3
*scent marks the cube*

Is it me? Facebook the rat?

this cube is much taller then a human

 

[metatherat]

this cube is much taller then a human

It is also mine.
*a passing pantry rats sniffs at the cube*
"That's true, it's Meta's. I recognize his scent", he says*
*we both take turns nodnodding*

 

[ben909]

It is also mine.
*a passing pantry rats sniffs at the cube*
"That's true, it's Meta's. I recognize his scent", he says*
*we both take turns nodnodding*

the cube is technically mine as i recorded the info, but also kind of no ones as its an undestoryable and uncoverupable recording of events

 

[metatherat]

the cube is technically mine as i recorded the info, but also kind of no ones as its an undestoryable and uncoverupable recording of events

*tries to throw a tiny rat-blanket on the cube*

 

[ben909]

*tries to throw a tiny rat-blanket on the cube*

this fails, but the cube is greatful for the attempt

 

[ben909]

Can I sit on it owo

it taller then a person, but if you can if you can get up there

 

[ben909]

What?

That wouldn't result in more dragons.

"... yea about those results "

 

[metatherat]

this fails, but the cube is greatful for the attempt

*brushes whiskers across the surface of the cube*
Hello? Can you hear me, cube?

 

[ben909]

*brushes whiskers across the surface of the cube*
Hello? Can you hear me, cube?

it does, but can only change letters on its left side, meaning you would have to read for its response

 

[metatherat]

it does, but can only change letters on its left side, meaning you would have to read for its response

Cube! I have a question:
Can I have some yogurt?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Why does the cube smell different now? It smells like @ssaannttoo ‘s bottom.

 

[ben909]

Cube! I have a question:
Can I have some yogurt?

it responds that you probably can, but that it has no power to help you get it

 

[ben909]

Why does the cube smell different now? It smells like @ssaannttoo ‘s bottom.

because its hard for the cube to wash itself and it cannot move on its own

 

[metatherat]

Why does the cube smell different now? It smells like @ssaannttoo ‘s bottom.

What! It's supposed to smell like my bottom!
*scent marks the cube again, for good measure*

it responds that you probably can, but that it has no power to help you get it

Yaay, I can have yogurt :3
Cube! When can I have the yogurt?
Also, how can I turn all the mean preds into happy squeaky rats, please.

 

[ben909]

What! It's supposed to smell like my bottom!
*scent marks the cube again, for good measure*

Yaay, I can have yogurt :3
Cube! When can I have the yogurt?
Also, how can I turn all the mean preds into happy squeaky rats, please.

it claims the second part is not possible


not sure about when yogurt can be had

 

[Arishipshape]

Well, if you killed mom dragons, that would probably bring the wrath of all their sons AND husbands

But I didn't kill ANY dragons.

"... yea about those results "

Results of what?

 

[ben909]

But I didn't kill ANY dragons.

no killing happened because of you during that time


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Results of what?

um... the 2 tests

 

[Arishipshape]

no killing happened because of you during that time

This at least I can agree to.

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um... the 2 tests

What tests? The ones you tried to do and I swatted away?