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Predators and Prey

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Agreed!

Stays glued to the raft.
*paddles the soap holder next to the raft, throws mooring rope twine*
Hai :3
"yea... actually it drains a lot of water from your< water storage organ water types have but non water types don't understand >"
I used to have an alchemically created water storage organ. But it kept flooding my basement every time I tried to play it.
The air storage accordion works perfectly, though :3
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Hmm....well you are in luck! I happen to have some!...somehow.

Carefully, I set a little bit of yogurt down for the small rat, patting his head gently.

There ya go fella!
Eee! Inexplicable yogurt! See, it always pays to ask. Often, people do not have yogurt. But then! Someone does, and then they give me the yogurt! And then I can eat it! With my mouth. Like this!
*laplaplaplap*
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
What was that? o-O
Everyone's gone all of a sudden, guests, members, bots

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ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Hah, well alrighty then! Gotta admit, it's quite the spectacle to see!
*licks yogurt droplets off whiskers*
Welp, that's what spectacles are for *nodnod* :3
Severe sapient server system error.... hmmm is that anywhere in the protogen diagnostic manual?
According to the protogen diagnostic manual, a severe sapient server system error can occur when it is subjected to extreme conditions like vacuum deprivation or an extremely cold environment. Such conditions result in massive levels of loss of heat and energy. This was why, on his third week at university, Draco knew there was no way he was going to find a job at an electric firm.
“Come on Draco! You know that you're smarter than most of these people who come through here every day!”
He could hear Ron's voice from across the room as he struggled with his bag and laptop.
“Ron, I don't think that they need a programmer for this kind of computer system.” Hermione said.
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Thanks, Textsynth :3
uh... nice fanfiction. Well, looks like the protogens are in good hands :p
 

The Spirit Guardian

Brother Of Ori
*licks yogurt droplets off whiskers*
Welp, that's what spectacles are for *nodnod* :3

According to the protogen diagnostic manual, a severe sapient server system error can occur when it is subjected to extreme conditions like vacuum deprivation or an extremely cold environment. Such conditions result in massive levels of loss of heat and energy. This was why, on his third week at university, Draco knew there was no way he was going to find a job at an electric firm.
“Come on Draco! You know that you're smarter than most of these people who come through here every day!”
He could hear Ron's voice from across the room as he struggled with his bag and laptop.
“Ron, I don't think that they need a programmer for this kind of computer system.” Hermione said.
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Thanks, Textsynth :3
uh... nice fanfiction. Well, looks like the protogens are in good hands :p
Hah, yeah! I agree with ya there my ratty friend!
 

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*is floating around the place in a bathtub*

Sigh...bombs, tf potions, eldritch horrors and this...don't remember whatbis like to have a slow, nothing of shenanigans weekend anymore
Perhaps instead of avoiding shenanigans, you should try to direct the course of shenanigans. *taps rat-forehead*
Rats having all the fun and food? Drink RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and join in.
Eldritch horrors? Drink RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and use your ratty smolness to evade.
Water? Drink RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. I am sure it will maybe help somehow, I dunno.
You know not what you have unleashed.
A true classic. They should teach this at universities.
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Perhaps instead of avoiding shenanigans, you should try to direct the course of shenanigans. *taps rat-forehead*
Rats having all the fun and food? Drink RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and join in.
Eldritch horrors? Drink RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION and use your ratty smolness to evade.
Water? Drink RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. I am sure it will maybe help somehow, I dunno.
We could just ya know, not bring Cthulhu into the world and have a RELAXING weekend once and a while
 
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Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
We could just ya know, about briging Cthulhu into the world and have a RELAXING weekend once and a while
I second this proposal.
 
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