Predators and Prey

[Matt the Terrier]

Meanwhile, I'm hugging and snuggling Lenago, because I feel bad for him. UwU

 

[Baron Tredegar]

HOY!

The Lettuce knows our plans! Quick! Burn everything!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*eats*

 

[Lenago]

The Lettuce knows our plans! Quick! Burn everything!

I am a fox you Baron of the lettuce cult!

 

[Lenago]

Meanwhile, I'm hugging and snuggling Lenago, because I feel bad for him. UwU

Such a good dog

 

[Baron Tredegar]

I am a fox you Baron of the lettuce cult!

PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY LETTUCE!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Such a good dog

No, I’m the good dog

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Such a good dog

You deserve to be treated better! There must be light to balance out the darkness in your life.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

No, I’m the good dog

*sits like a gud boi in front of you*
*whispers*
. . .nope! ^ w ^

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*sits like a gud boi in front of you*
*whispers*
. . .nope! ^ w ^

*sits*
*rolls over*
I’m a gooder boi!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*sits*
*rolls over*
I’m a gooder boi!

Are you a gooder boi?
*places a giant @metatherat plushie on top of you*
You now has a rat :3

 

[Lenago]

No, I’m the good dog

Ok ok you are a good dog too

 

[Lenago]

You deserve to be treated better! There must be light to balance out the darkness in your life.

Ohh dont worry i have lots of light hehehe

 

[metatherat]

Are you a gooder boi?
*places a giant @metatherat plushie on top of you*
You now has a rat :3

*places self on top of the giant me plushie*
Mmm... me.... <3
*sinks into the giant me fur* :3

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*confusion*

 

[Guifrog]

* is just floating around with my arms crossed and looking angry*

Very well, keep your arms crossed and now start doing flutter kicks, so you'll swim in a variation of what we call the backstroke or back crawl

 

[TR273]

Very well, keep your arms crossed and now start doing flutter kicks, so you'll swim in a variation of what we call the backstroke or back crawl

Someone could TF @lenago into a speed boat...or something

 

[Guifrog]

Someone could TF @lenago into a speed boat...or something

Those large paddle-like feet of his would make a nice propeller

 

[Shyy]

Ooh! Hey, Meta? Happen to have a "TF into old-style river paddleboat" potion? *hopeful look*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*woofs*

 

[metatherat]

Ooh! Hey, Meta? Happen to have a "TF into old-style river paddleboat" potion? *hopeful look*

Sorry. I only have this.
*gives OLD-STYLE LAKE ROBOT POTION*
...that was supposed to be an OLD-STYLE LAKE ROWBOAT POTION, but I misread a potion order. Be careful, the robot has a tendency to short-circuit a lot. It has a great retro aesthetic, though :3

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*picks up rat, and places on my back*
*trots off to the kitchen to get coffee for both of us*

 

[metatherat]

*picks up rat, and places on my back*
*trots off to the kitchen to get coffee for both of us*

Eee, thank you! I just had a whole pot of coffee, but I am sure some more won't hurt :3
*sinks head into coffee cup*
*vibrates fuzzily*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*pet-pets rat*
Such a cute rat!

 

[Universe]

*Hugs*