
did it get there today?You guys remember earlier this month when I went fishing and quad-biking? Rewind to a week before that: I ordered a sleeping bag. "Next day delivery."
Guess when it arrived?
Never.
Mood: bummed af
Nope. Trying to get in touch with the seller and I just noticed something is a bit ~off~ about the way the website is formatted*. The more I look at it the more it's giving off Scummy Scammy Inc. vibes. In a way it's my own fault for not being more careful but I'm still bummed out.did it get there today?
*character follows you home*Nope. Trying to get in touch with the seller and I just noticed something is a bit ~off~ about the way the website is formatted*. The more I look at it the more it's giving off Scummy Scammy Inc. vibes. In a way it's my own fault for not being more careful but I'm still bummed out.
* The language. The grammar and spelling emit a faint scent of Google Translate.
Can't link the site because it's a dead giveaway to where I live.
*transforms into homeless guy**character follows you home*
retreats to stealth distance and tries again*transforms into homeless guy*
*hangs around a gas station, bothering people about change*retreats to stealth distance and tries again
knows you will change back at some point and return to 'rome'*hangs around a gas station, bothering people about change*
*chugsknows you will change back at some point and return to 'rome'
tracks with auto tracking drone*chugsposcamoonshine and passes out in a dumpster behind Chuck E Cheese (not the same one as C*******g) - completely different city*
(Why did I read this as "tracks autotune"? Shiiiieeeeeh, posca's potent)tracks with auto tracking drone
(cannot answer that, probably lack of sleep)(Why did I read this as "tracks autotune"? Shiiiieeeeeh, posca's potent)
I'll just linger in this bin of garbage where I belong. Got beer. Catch you when sobriety's gone.(cannot answer that, probably lack of sleep)
a raccoon finds you firstI'll just linger in this bin of garbage where I belong. Got beer. Catch you when sobriety's gone.
HiAhhhh! Get out of my cave!!!!
Boop*squints at y'all watching me try to take a nap*
Do you mind?
*Lands in front of you* hiNo, come baaaack *jumps into air trying to fly without wings*
I've watched the Shrek quadrilogy more than I'd like to admit but I must ask:Nobody wants me *Flies into space*