Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Hello

"do you have breading for the chicken?"

 

[Universe]

"do you have breading for the chicken?"

*Gives it to you*

 

[ben909]

“Gives it to you”

*breads the chicken*

tries starting a fire for 15 min before resorting to electric coil stove

 

[ben909]

places cooked chicken on table in pvp werehouse

this is totaly not a plot to get meta to commit omg predation

 

[Universe]

Boop

 

[Foxy Emy]

*Screeches in honor of International Bat Appreciation Day*

*Prepares an extra special fruit basket.*

 

[ben909]

*Screeches in honor of International Bat Appreciation Day*

*Prepares an extra special fruit basket.*

debates getting zubat armor out but to tired

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Ahoy

 

[Fcomega121]

Happy Easter, fellowfurs! Eeee :3

....MY EASTER EGGS! NO TOUCHY!! *scent marks eggs*

*Leaps like a cute bunny and waved at you*

Haihaii meta!! <3
Ooooh lovely eggs

I got my own basket too!
*Squeak!*

I wana easter egg i wana easter egg

I wanna easter too!!! Yayy

*thumps my paw on the floor and leaps to lick you*

*places a giant Sappho plushie on top of you*
O w O
>w<
*zoomies away, rapid fire booping @TR273 as I pass by*

Sappho!!!
*Snuggles sappho plushie*

Thank you matt! >w<

(Irl I ended up falling asleep haha, sorry for the late reply lol)

 

[Izzy4895]

*Reads reports of scavenged Easter eggs.*

 

[Universe]

*Gets stuck in a tree*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*gives the bill to a duck*
Here, you guys are more experienced with these.

With assistance from the Dragon Gulch Air Force, you are assaulted for being a deadbeat dad.

 

[metatherat]

*Leaps like a cute bunny and waved at you*

Haihaii meta!! <3
Ooooh lovely eggs

I got my own basket too!
*Squeak!*

*rat fingerguns*
Remember to scent mark your eggs, so somebody does not accidentally claim they are theirs! *rat-wink*

*Reads reports of scavenged Easter eggs.*

*eats reports of scavenged Easter eggs*
Yesyes. We rodent types love this tradition :3

*Gets stuck in a tree*

*throws CHAINSAW POTION*

With assistance from the Dragon Gulch Air Force, you are assaulted for being a deadbeat dad.

*luckily, someone had left some letters right next to each bird's leg and they trip on them, allowing me to escape*

 

[ben909]

*rat fingerguns*
Remember to scent mark your eggs, so somebody does not accidentally claim they are theirs! *rat-wink*

*eats reports of scavenged Easter eggs*
Yesyes. We rodent types love this tradition :3

*throws CHAINSAW POTION*

*luckily, someone had left some letters right next to each duck's leg and they trip on them, allowing me to escape*

*tracks you*

 

[metatherat]

*tracks you*

*it seems I'm in @lenago's pantry*

 

[ben909]

*it seems I'm in @lenago's pantry*

has to give this information to the bird

 

[DRGN Juno]

*luckily, someone had left some letters right next to each bird's leg and they trip on them, allowing me to escape*

*it seems I'm in @lenago's pantry*

Rats. So predictable.

@lenago your pantry was sacrificed for the greater good.

 

[ben909]

Rats. So predictable.

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@lenago your pantry was sacrificed for the greater good.

"we could of just stormed it"

 

[metatherat]

Rats. So predictable.

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@lenago your pantry was sacrificed for the greater good.

Not the easter cheese :O

"we could of just stormed it"

*nodnod*
*points at GENERATE STORMS INSIDE LENAGO'S PANTRY POTION*

 

[ben909]

Not the easter cheese :O

*nodnod*
*points at GENERATE STORMS INSIDE LENAGO'S PANTRY POTION*

... more invading quickly so you don't have time to escape


stealing peoples eggs is bad(defensive vaporeon mode)

 

[DRGN Juno]

... more invading quickly so you don't have time to escape


stealing peoples eggs is bad(defensive vaporeon mode)

Not just that, but kidnapping children.

 

[Fcomega121]

*rat fingerguns*
Remember to scent mark your eggs, so somebody does not accidentally claim they are theirs! *rat-wink*

*Maney Bunny fingerguns back*

Hehehe!
I will mark them!

....
Once I figure out how bunnies we do scent mark 'w'

I'm new being a bunny ^^°
*Rubs the eggs with my long ears and bunny-winks back*

 

[metatherat]

Not just that, but kidnapping children.

I don't have any children (thank god!). Where are these supposed children that I do not actually have (thank god!).

Once I figure out how bunnies we do scent mark 'w'

I'm new being a bunny ^^°
*Rubs the eggs with my long ears and bunny-winks back*

*clings to your bunny foot*
Eee! You are so cuteee~
Please give egg now :3

 

[DRGN Juno]

I don't have any children (thank god!). Where are these supposed children that I do not actually have (thank god!).

*clings to your bunny foot*
Eee! You are so cuteee~
Please give egg now :3

While you weren't paying attention, the eggs hatched to reveal several Byzlings.

You suddenly feel BZZT. It's not the fun, gentle, or otherwise enjoyable kind.