
Hi *Is still stuck in the beehive inside the tree*View attachment 130699Somefur dropped this off, said my wife suggested it... farking snow leopards...
*It doesn’t work*tries turning universe into a bee so he can live in beehive
o no*It doesn’t work*
*doesn’t budge as I am stuck too tight**looks at tree, beehive* hmm, sticky situation that you have there, friend. *tries modern chemistry dragon removal*
This is a tome of great wisdom.View attachment 130699Somefur dropped this off, said my wife suggested it... farking snow leopards...
View attachment 130699Somefur dropped this off, said my wife suggested it... farking snow leopards...
Readies 12 gauge shotgun. Proceeds to shoot tree branch beehive is hanging from.*kicks hind legs* help!
*Is stuck in the tree*Readies 12 gauge shotgun. Proceeds to shoot tree branch beehive is hanging from.
Prepares chainsaw.*Is stuck in the tree*
EekPrepares chainsaw.
proceeds to cut tree down.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Is still wedged headfirst in the tree*proceeds to cut tree down.
Dont move. Prepares to do elaborate chainsaw carving.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Is still wedged headfirst in the tree*
readies bat
And now, the local news. Notorious bat mob enforcer Vlad Leatherflap, better known as "Bat of Bonking", was arrested today, after cops found him trying to use heroin behind a Burger King in the middle of a residential area, near a residential school, while driving the same Batmobile the Batman uses.charges up bat of bonking
DRAGON LUBRICATION TIPS: When lubricating a dragon, a common mistake is to use too little lube. This can cause problems with your dragons that may last for months. The following tips will help you to get the most out of your dragons, and make them as lustrous and shiny as possible. 1. Use enough lube. In general, when greasing a dragon, it helps if there are enough lubers. However, in some cases, a bit more than necessary won’t hurt. 2. Always have sufficient oil. 3. Always be sure not to go above the lube line. If you don’t know what this means, just check the label. 4. Do not forget to wash your hands after lubing your dragon.Did someone say dragon lubricant?
the BAT OF BONKING is a item, it has massive bonus damage vs hornyAnd now, the local news. Notorious bat mob enforcer Vlad Leatherflap, better known as "Bat of Bonking", was arrested today, after cops found him trying to use heroin behind a Burger King in the middle of a residential area, near a residential school, while driving the same Batmobile the Batman uses.
At his arraignment, he was charged with assault in the second degree, reckless endangerment, illegal possession of heroin, tampering with a device used to detect drugs, and failure to yield at an intersection.
As you can see from the mug shot, Vlad looks like a combination of a leper and a vulture.
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Thank you, Textsynth.
DRAGON LUBRICATION TIPS: When lubricating a dragon, a common mistake is to use too little lube. This can cause problems with your dragons that may last for months. The following tips will help you to get the most out of your dragons, and make them as lustrous and shiny as possible. 1. Use enough lube. In general, when greasing a dragon, it helps if there are enough lubers. However, in some cases, a bit more than necessary won’t hurt. 2. Always have sufficient oil. 3. Always be sure not to go above the lube line. If you don’t know what this means, just check the label. 4. Do not forget to wash your hands after lubing your dragon.
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Thank you, dreamily.ai :3
*"Ey, who you callin' an item? I'll bonk ya good!", the Bat of Bonking threatens (the mob paid his bail)*the BAT OF BONKING is a item, it has massive bonus damage vs horny
*advanced nodnodding**picks up rat*
*boops nose*
*nod-nods*
Rats. We should have used more dragon lubricant....*Is still stuck in the beehive in the tree*
shows the item that he was made off of*"Ey, who you callin' an item? I'll bonk ya good!", the Bat of Bonking threatens (the mob paid his bail)*