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Really ratty rat
*squoosh**POKE*
Haii lil' rat-head!
ee! meh snifflysnoot :3
*sniffs your pokey-finger*

*squoosh**POKE*
Haii lil' rat-head!
likely smells like*squoosh*
ee! meh snifflysnoot :3
*sniffs your pokey-finger*
Hehehe might smell a bit like tomato sauce. Just broke a glass bowl that was filled with it, by accident, after bumping my hand on it :>*squoosh*
ee! meh snifflysnoot :3
*sniffs your pokey-finger*
e! careful with the glass :OHehehe might smell a bit like tomato sauce. Just broke a glass bowl that was filled with it, by accident, after bumping my hand on it :>
*sweep-sweeps and removes all traces of glass from the floor*
There. If you're interested in tomato sauce, of course~
Am alright. Just a tiny, almost microscopic cut on the side of my foot after it broke into pieces; don't feel a thinge! careful with the glass :O
Of course I am interested :3
mm, foodstuffs
*pours TURN GLASS INTO TOMATO SAUCE POTION, just to be sure*
*licklicklick*
*Squishy gets startled, wondering why an octopus would inhabit a toilet*CTYVUBUNNIKINUCREDWSDERCTVBUINMoijuhgtrfdrfrtgyhubujij
"you would rather not know"*Squishy gets startled, wondering why an octopus would inhabit a toilet*
*slams through the wall with a ambulance and jumps out the window *Am alright. Just a tiny, almost microscopic cut on the side of my foot after it broke into pieces; don't feel a thing
HeyheyHEY I'M FINE, I'M ALRIGIFKVMFOSK *gets muffled from the bandages**slams through the wall with a ambulance and jumps out the window *
Have no fear!! DOCTOR LENAGO IS HERE!
*grabs your and covers you in bandages *
*looks you over*HeyheyHEY I'M FINE, I'M ALRIGIFKVMFOSK *gets muffled from the bandages*
*attempts to move, arms stuck in a zombie-like pose* mmmmMmmph!
mushroom suddenly is on table and hands you knife*looks you over*
My god! The cut on his foot must of caused the patient to bleed out and now his blue from lack of oxigine!
We need to have a lung transplant!!
*looks around and in my doctor bag and throws out axes, swords, spears and a chicken sandwich*
Hunm where did i put the operating knife?
!!!*looks you over*
My god! The cut on his foot must of caused the patient to bleed out and now his blue from lack of oxigine!
We need to have a lung transplant!!
*looks around and in my doctor bag and throws out axes, swords, spears and a chicken sandwich*
Hunm quere did i put the operating knife?
Ohh thanks, but always make sure our tools are clean~ *spits into the knife and whipes it with some cloth*mushroom suddenly is on table and hands you knife
Ok now on to the....*watches the dance *!!!
*jump-crashes through the roof, trying to get unstuck by moving from side to side, but the pose with arms stretched to the front attracts the attention of random NPCs wondering if I'm rehearsing for a new Michael Jackson "Thriller" music video - mummy version*
*eventually, song ensues*
*post-eventually, flash mob coreography ensues*
lights flicker and the lawyer's disappear without a soundOhh thanks, but always make sure our tools are clean~ *spits into the knife and whipes it with some cloth*
Ok now on to the....*watches the dance *
Humm the lack of blood and oxygen in his brain, must of caused the patient to think he is Machael Jackson....lets add a brain transplant as well....*keeps watching the copyright dance*
.....and some lawyers just in case someone sues
*just stares*lights flicker and the lawyer's disappear without a sound
mushroom seems to be in same place with same smile
mushroom just stays there*just stares*
...... ehhhh can someone call me a nurse?...
*you see a sudden zombie appearing outside the window*Ohh thanks, but always make sure our tools are clean~ *spits into the knife and whipes it with some cloth*
Ok now on to the....*watches the dance *
Humm the lack of blood and oxygen in his brain, must of caused the patient to think he is Machael Jackson....lets add a brain transplant as well....*keeps watching the copyright dance*
.....and some lawyers just in case someone sues
*looks at then and just closes the curtains**you see a sudden zombie appearing outside the window*
*and another*
*and another*
*"BRAINNNNNN?" They seem to mutter*
OK. You're a nurse. *rat fingerguns**just stares*
...... ehhhh can someone call me a nurse?...
Did they clean their hands?OK. You're a nurse. *rat fingerguns*
Also, is it ok if I brought a bunch of sewer rats into the operating theater to watch the operation? :3
*no more sound is heard outside after a while**looks at then and just closes the curtains*
Theeeere we go... all better... now, on to the sick frog
Yeah, they rubbed them on the ground on their way here *nodnod*Did they clean their hands?
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