Predators and Prey

[ben909]

*a lot of rats cluster around to lick him, but they do so very gently*
*everyone is careful not to accidentally lick him into nothingness*

weights him and compares it to
previous tests to be sure

 

[metatherat]

weights him and compares it to
previous tests to be sure

*he actually weighs more*
*this is because he's been eating stuff in @lenago's pantry*

 

[ben909]

*he actually weighs more*
*this is because he's been eating stuff in @lenago's pantry*

... but i thought it was destroyed during
... looks at long list of house destruction events in attempt to find most recent

 

[Lenago]

*he actually weighs more*
*this is because he's been eating stuff in @lenago's pantry*

ME CAKES!!

 

[metatherat]

ME CAKES!!

You Cakes. Me Tarzan *nodnod*
Wait, that's not my name. It's Meta! *nodnod*

 

[Guifrog]

MWIJ829y h4b 2kOPI@)K W FByF@¨&ymopK>KM NJ@BVT@UF.
8. The court orders that the plaintiff shall pay the defendant's attorney fees in the amount of $50.00.
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Thanks, Textsynth :3

Yes, that's what Squishy said! Whoa, does Textsynth work as a translator too?

 

[metatherat]

Yes, that's what Squishy said! Whoa, does Textsynth work as a translator too?

Evidently so! Whoa, does Squishy work as a court typist too? :O

 

[Guifrog]

Evidently so! Whoa, does Squishy work as a court typist too? :O

In his free time
He also cooks, fixes electronic devices, helps me file tax returns and makes frog-toxin antidotes

 

[Lenago]

In his free time
He also cooks, fixes electronic devices, helps me file tax returns and makes frog-toxin antidotes

Could i have some antidotes? Just in case

 

[Guifrog]

Could i have some antidotes? Just in case

*finger-whistles, to which Squishy appears from the back of my head*
*He hops to my shoulder, slides through my arm all the way to the palm of my raised hand, and gives you free samples*

[Squishy] HEUH ime89U@)(#,POk ,sfo im)@U UHa,osej,3oh92pu,)@$H 9budsirj9*@J.

*Squishy crawls back up to the top of my head and hides again behind it*

[Me] He said he did those to not run out of his own black ink. And, to avoid being bothered while playing with MY Nintendo Switch...

 

[Lenago]

*finger-whistles, to which Squishy appears from the back of my head*
*He hops to my shoulder, slides through my arm all the way to the palm of my raised hand, and gives you free samples*

[Squishy] HEUH ime89U@)(#,POk ,sfo im)@U UHa,osej,3oh92pu,)@$H 9budsirj9*@J.

*Squishy crawls back up to the top of my head and hides again behind it*

[Me] He said he did those to not run out of his own black ink. And, to avoid being bothered while playing with MY Nintendo Switch...

Welp still usefull in case i certain BLUE FROG smacks me with his tongue...the rehab bills aint cheap ya know...

 

[Guifrog]

Welp still usefull in case i certain BLUE FROG smacks me with his tongue...the rehab bills aint cheap ya know...

Mhm!
*scratches head*
*smacks you with my tongue*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

... but i thought it was destroyed during
... looks at long list of house destruction events in attempt to find most recent

Loads mortar with malicious intent.

 

[Lenago]

Mhm!
*scratches head*
*smacks you with my tongue*

ACKKK!!

*drinks the antidote and shakes head*
Hey heh...it works~

 

[Guifrog]

ACKKK!!

*drinks the antidote and shakes head*
Hey heh...it works~

Glad I could help~!

 

[Lenago]

Glad I could help~!

Yeah but now i aint got any more

 

[ben909]

Loads mortar with malicious intent.

 

[metatherat]

In his free time
He also cooks, fixes electronic devices, helps me file tax returns and makes frog-toxin antidotes

Ee! Can he cook something for me? And after he has finished cooking that thing for me, can he cook an another thing for me? :3

 

[Baron Tredegar]

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OH NO, THE GNOME HAVE EMBRACED EVIL WARFARE AGAIN!

 

[ben909]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[metatherat]

Yeah but now i aint got any more

Never fear, alchemist, and so forth.
*throws ANY MORE POTION*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*thinks about mushrooms and spaghetti*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*thinks about eggs*

 

[metatherat]

*thinks about mushrooms and spaghetti*

*eat*

*thinks about eggs*

*eat, eat*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*eat*

*eat, eat*

Egg and cheese sandwich