Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
*sinks into the Jello*

*Takes Double Clef**takes notes*
Suddenly from out of the bushes you observe from a distance one of the rarest fursona species: the Southern American Redneck.*hides in tall weeds*View attachment 132380
*later, you wonder why you wrote SLEEPY RAT SOUNDS into your plot*includes this in my plots
okay, but: have you considered: rat??Suddenly from out of the bushes you observe from a distance one of the rarest fursona species: the Southern American Redneck.
Income tax evasion does sound appealing.(logged in at work. haai, furpals) :3
*later, you wonder why you wrote SLEEPY RAT SOUNDS into your plot*
okay, but: have you considered: rat??
Textsynth! Help me out here:
Being a rat has many advantages. For instance, you do not have to pay any taxes. You do not have to pay for anything. You can go anywhere at any time. And rats are very smart.
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Thank you, Textsynth :3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
gets defensive over my ploting(logged in at work. haai, furpals) :3
*later, you wonder why you wrote SLEEPY RAT SOUNDS into your plot*
okay, but: have you considered: rat??
Textsynth! Help me out here:
Being a rat has many advantages. For instance, you do not have to pay any taxes. You do not have to pay for anything. You can go anywhere at any time. And rats are very smart.
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Thank you, Textsynth :3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
please note: as a rat, you probably won't have any income, either. *rat fingerguns*Income tax evasion does sound appealing.
*reads your mushroom plot over your mushroom shoulder*gets defensive over my ploting
there are very ploty plotsplease note: as a rat, you probably won't have any income, either. *rat fingerguns*
*reads your mushroom plot over your mushroom shoulder*
*plants cucumber seeds in the plots*there are very ploty plots
you are farming your own food?!, your previous statement have put that kind of work in "unratty" does this mean "your kind" have evolved?!(mushroom characters can be insensitive and thats why i used quotes)*plants cucumber seeds in the plots*
Nope, no evolution here. We rats already have reached the pinnacle of evolution. *nodnod*you are farming your own food?!, your previous statement have put that kind of work in "unratty" does this mean "your kind" have evolved?!(mushroom characters can be insensitive and thats why i used quotes)
You got it!Yawn*
Humph! Nothing like a good Sunday nap~
Yawn*
Humph! Nothing like a good Sunday nap~
*licks the woofjelly*I am jelly. I have not napped yet, today.
*it splashes on my leg and i flop down*You got it!
*throws GOOD SUNDAY NAP POTION*
Well Jelly. I am sure a nap would pep you up as wellI am jelly. I have not napped yet, today.