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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
those are play nibbles! play! :O
*shows PREY LICENSE*

This is the animal planet. We live on the animal planet, and we're the animals *rat fingerguns* :3
sees blood, "embrace the predator side"
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*wipes the flecks of blood of your eyeballs*
Looks like you had some blood on your eye there, that was probably impairing your vision *nodnod*
*shows AUTHENTICITY CERTIFICATE of PREY LICENSE*
"so then that means you were eating it in self defense?" a skeptical mushroom reporter asks
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*tries to explain the concept of "play bites" to the mushroom reporter, a bit unsure how to explain the concept to an osmotrophic heterotroph*
the mushroom gets offended at your last 2 words
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
*adds the last 2 words "hululoorgh cauliflower" so that those are the words that the mushroom is now offended at*

Oh, yeah? Well, I have some questions too!
....may I have some yogurt? :3
*stares at you*

WHY IS THERE A ZOO IN MY PANTRY!? WHO APROVED THAT PROJECT!?

WHO APROVED ANY PROJECT THATS NOT FOOD STORAGE RELATED?!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*adds the last 2 words "hululoorgh cauliflower" so that those are the words that the mushroom is now offended at*

Oh, yeah? Well, I have some questions too!
....may I have some yogurt? :3
(the mushroom character stand on 2 legs when they reach adulthood and eat like normal animals at a different rate, only the children grow like normal mushrooms)


a newspaper floats by on the wind with the title "predatory rat disrespects shroomkind"
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*stares at you*

WHY IS THERE A ZOO IN MY PANTRY!? WHO APROVED THAT PROJECT!?

WHO APROVED ANY PROJECT THATS NOT FOOD STORAGE RELATED?!
"you approved the security system scam"
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*stares at you*

WHY IS THERE A ZOO IN MY PANTRY!? WHO APROVED THAT PROJECT!?

WHO APROVED ANY PROJECT THATS NOT FOOD STORAGE RELATED?!
We don't need no stinkin' official approval. We're licensed vermin *rat-wink*
I have many answers...
...
.....none relevant to this situation however...
What about the yogurt one. That's what is important here! :3
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
or farm them like it seems the rodents are now doing
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
(the mushroom character stand on 2 legs when they reach adulthood and eat like normal animals at a different rate, only the children grow like normal mushrooms)
o.
a newspaper floats by on the wind with the title "predatory rat disrespects shroomkind"
*grabs it to use as nest material*
*Gives 'INFINITE YOGHURT POTION'*
(Now with extra 'H')
*carries the H into the trash can*
*eats the infinite yogurt*
eee, infinite yogurt, my favorite :3
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
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fires at the privateer
 
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