Predators and Prey

[Tazmo]

Burger Fox now carries Tazmo Iced Tea

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[Ravofox]

Burger Fox now carries Tazmo Iced Tea

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Aaaand...now it's recalled due to traces of rabies

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[Tazmo]

Aaaand...now it's recalled due to traces of rabies

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Oh no! *drinks an Izzy IPA upon hearing the terrible news*

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[Ravofox]

Oh no! *drinks an Izzy IPA upon hearing the terrible news*

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No no no, I'm a sherif and I order that you must undergo Quarinteen! *puts in a big inflatable bubble and rolls to the predator hospital* you'll be in good paws!

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[Tazmo]

No no no, I'm a sherif and I order that you must undergo Quarinteen! *puts in a big inflatable bubble and rolls to the predator hospital* you'll be in good paws!

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Ah damn *nervous chittering*

........but this bubble ball is fun. Weeeeeee!

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[Ravofox]

Ah damn *nervous chittering*

........but this bubble ball is fun. Weeeeeee!

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Hehe, glad you're having fun!!

*At the hospital, you are greeted by a vixen nurse, who you may recognise as the mother of them bratty fox kits She does some tests on you*

" Thankfully no evidence of rabies, but your iron is pretty low. I perscribe at least 3 servings of meat per day!!"

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[Doodle Bunny]

The ritual has been tampered! The monster is going to come up stupid, now.

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[Simo]

*runs some tests on @Ravofox *

Uh, oh....looks bad...a rare parasite, from eating infected chickens!

*puts fox in a protective inlatable suit resembling the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and rushes to Simo by the Sea™ Hospital, for treatment*

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[WXYZ]

The ritual has been tampered! The monster is going to come up stupid, now.

The harmless kind of stupidity?
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[Simo]

The ritual has been tampered! The monster is going to come up stupid, now.

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I bet the monster will need a manicure!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Stop with the winning, you prey-type thingies!!!
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[Doodle Bunny]

I bet the monster will need a manicure!

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Either that or hair styling.

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[WXYZ]

Stop with the winning, you prey-type thingies!!!

*this thingie slips*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*corrects the score...*
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[Ash Sukea]

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[A Minty cheetah]

Woop!
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[Doodle Bunny]

Shoop!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Shoop!

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#If you wanna know if he loves you so,
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is#
You made me think of the shoop shoop song...
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[WXYZ]

#If you wanna know if he loves you so,
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is#
You made me think of the shoop shoop song...

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[A Minty cheetah]

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That's the one!
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[Simo]

*peeks in and sees @A Minty cheetah with that, "I'm going to join The Prey" expression, after Simo has been so nice look, on his face*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*peeks in and sees Minty with that, "I'm going to join The Prey" expression, after Simo has been so nice look, on his face*

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*adopts a "meat eater for life" facial expression*
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[Simo]

*adopts a "meat eater for life" facial expression*
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*transports you to a different planet where this facial expression means, "Watermelon-Eater for life"*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*transports you to a different planet where this facial expression means, "Watermelon-Eater for life"*

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Nice! This'll make it easier to catch prey as they won't be expecting to be hunted by what they think is a melon-eater!
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[Simo]

Nice! This'll make it easier to catch prey as they won't be expecting to be hunted by what they think is a melon-eater!
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Sadly the only life form on the planet are mobile, very fast sentient melons...with teeth

And algae. And sea-cucumbers.

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