Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

Sadly the only life form on the planet are mobile, very fast sentient melons...with teeth

And algae. And sea-cucumbers.

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*starves self*
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[Simo]

*starves self*
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Many types of sea cumbers are edible....and count as meat. You'll have plenty to eat!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*refuses to live a life without fried chicken*
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[Simo]

*refuses to live a life without fried chicken*
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Have no fear, Minty!

Here:

www.chinesefood-recipes.com: Chinese Recipes for Deep-fried Crispy Sea Cucumber

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(just don't tell @Some Moron )

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Have no fear, Minty!

Here:

www.chinesefood-recipes.com: Chinese Recipes for Deep-fried Crispy Sea Cucumber

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(just don't tell @Some Moron )

Thems some funny looking chicken pieces...
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[Simo]

Thems some funny looking chicken pieces...
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Well, they could be ground up, and pulverized into nuggets, and you'll never know the difference. For all you know, the 'chicken' nuggets you eat now may contain sea cucumber : P

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[A Minty cheetah]

Well, they could be ground up, and pulverized into nuggets, and you'll never know the difference. For all you know, the 'chicken' nuggets you eat now may contain sea cucumber : P

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*catches space bus back to earth*
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[Simo]

*catches space bus back to earth*
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Simo S. Skunk here, your Captain of the Space Bus! Due to some various wars and the fact that earth is now a barren rock, we'll be heading to the luxurious, verdant Planet of The Skunks! Also, Cheetahs are worshiped here in the 'Ceremony of the Spraying of The Cheetah in Loving Welcome". It is indeed a happy, peaceful planet, free of war and violence. We even have lab grown, vat-chicken, available marinated, or fried!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Simo S. Skunk here, your Captain of the Space Bus! Due to some various wars and the fact that earth is now a barren rock, we'll be heading to the luxurious, verdant Planet of The Skunks! Also, Cheetahs are worshiped here in the 'Ceremony of the Spraying of The Cheetah in Loving Welcome". It is indeed a happy, peaceful planet, free of war and violence. We even have lab grown, vat-chicken, available marinated, or fried!

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*prepares to release minty essence en masse*

Time for some sleeps, methinks. Try not to win again!!!
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[Simo]

*prepares to release minty essence en masse*

Time for some sleeps, methinks. Try not to win again!!!
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OK......I gotta sleep, too....had a midnight ramen noodle craving : P

Night, Minty

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[WXYZ]

Simo S. Skunk here, your Captain of the Space Bus! Due to some various wars and the fact that earth is now a barren rock, we'll be heading to the luxurious, verdant Planet of The Skunks! Also, Cheetahs are worshiped here in the 'Ceremony of the Spraying of The Cheetah in Loving Welcome". It is indeed a happy, peaceful planet, free of war and violence. We even have lab grown, vat-chicken, available marinated, or fried!

*curses @TR273 and his handling of the Lesser Mouseland dispute for ruining the Earth*
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[DRGN Juno]

*curses @TR273 and his handling of the Lesser Mouseland dispute for ruining the Earth*
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Alright. Exactly how much did I just miss?

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[Simo]

Alright. Exactly how much did I just miss?

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You missed some very tasty deep-fried sea cucumbers, Mr. Predator!

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[DRGN Juno]

You missed some very tasty deep-fried sea cucumbers, Mr. Predator!

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Eh, not a fan of seafood.

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[Ravofox]

Alright. Exactly how much did I just miss?

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*pops out from foxhole, chicken gun in paw*

Oh nothing, just fur war 1!

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[WXYZ]

Alright. Exactly how much did I just miss?

Don't ask me, I rely on the Skunk Hollow Gazette for news. You can register for a subscription from @Izzy4895.
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[Simo]

Don't ask me, I rely on the Skunk Hollow Gazette for news. You can register for a subscription from @Izzy4895.
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And a very reliable, unbiased paper it is!

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[Ravofox]

And a very reliable, unbiased paper it is!

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I suppose it's fair and balanced, huh?

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[DRGN Juno]

And a very reliable, unbiased paper it is!

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[Citation needed]

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[Simo]

Yep, according to all the folks in Vulpine Valley, Raccoon Ridge, Cheetah City, Skunk Hollow, Ponyville, Kitty-Cat Corners, Tapir Town, Hampster Hamlet, Greater and Lesser Mouseland, Jaguar Junction, Dragon Gorge...and all over....

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[DRGN Juno]

Yep, according to all the folks in Vulpine Valley, Raccoon Ridge, Cheetah City, Skunk Hollow, Ponyville, Kitty-Cat Corners, Tapir Town, and all over....

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[Citation needed]

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[Simo]

Just use the Skunk, Skunk go! search engine, and you'll see!

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[Ravofox]

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

The Skunk Hollow Gazette is being sued for defaming the good name of foxes and inciting the spanking of dragons!!!

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[DRGN Juno]

Just use the Skunk, Skunk go! search engine, and you'll see!

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Weren't they charged for selling user data?

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[Ravofox]

Weren't they charged for selling user data?

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That too!!

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