Predators and Prey

[ben909]

mushroom troops start shooting at batman

many are now in tanks

 

[ben909]

(character switched to shashy the mushroom army leader)

this mushroom proclaims the mushroom army is well over 9000 strong

 

[Arishipshape]

mushroom troops start shooting at batman

many are now in tanks

(Do you feel it is fair play for you to have literal armies at your disposal in universe?)

 

[ben909]

(Do you feel it is fair play for you to have literal armies at your disposal in universe?)

(these are side characters , different then my vaporeon character... most mushrooms are not high level as well...)

(more importantly for this event they are more of a disaster thing then an opposing force)

 

[metatherat]

*Batman arrives and saves them.....and knocks out most of their teeth.....because Batman....*

*"Whoajjajeijjyu?!" one thuggish individual wonders out loud*

Sorry, there's only so much time to save people!

*"Maybe you could save people more efficiently if you focused on the saving instead of the evaluation of individual peoples' innocence", suggests Snake, also known as The Orphanage Burner*

 

[ben909]

I love mushrooms on my pizza.

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remembers you also did order the sentent species pizza form slashys pizzeria

 

[Arishipshape]

*"Whoajjajeijjyu?!" one thuggish individual wonders out loud*

*"Maybe you could save people more efficiently if you focused on the saving instead of the evaluation of individual peoples' innocence", suggests Snake, also known as The Orphanage Burner*

I mean, *saves someone* to be entirely honest *saves another* I’m kinda just indiscriminately saving anyone who doesn’t give villain vibes

 

[ben909]

I mean, *saves someone* to be entirely honest *saves another* I’m kinda just indiscriminately saving anyone who doesn’t give villain vibes

mushrooms throw VILLAINOUS VIBES POTIONs at pizzeria customers

 

[ben909]

*"Whoajjajeijjyu?!" one thuggish individual wonders out loud*

*"Maybe you could save people more efficiently if you focused on the saving instead of the evaluation of individual peoples' innocence", suggests Snake, also known as The Orphanage Burner*

lighting flashes in the background, then shashy shows up on snakes clothing, an explosion distracts everyone for a second, and when you look again, they are both gone

 

[TR273]

I mean, *saves someone* to be entirely honest *saves another* I’m kinda just indiscriminately saving anyone who doesn’t give villain vibes

*'Bob the Innocent', regrets buying 'Old Brute' aftershave.*

 

[metatherat]

I mean, *saves someone* to be entirely honest *saves another* I’m kinda just indiscriminately saving anyone who doesn’t give villain vibes

*You run into some people who are cackling evilly and poking kittens with sticks, but they are also pouring money into the begging bowl of a thankful homeless fellow*

lighting flashes in the background, then shashy shows up on snakes clothing, an explosion distracts everyone for a second, and when you look again, they are both gone

*I turn my head, and see Snake, he is sipping coffee at a streetside café, as he reads the latest issue of "ARSONIST WEEKLY"*

 

[ben909]

*You run into some people who are cackling evilly and poking kittens with sticks, but they are also pouring money into the begging bowl of a thankful homeless fellow*

*I turn my head, and see Snake, he is sipping coffee at a streetside café, as he reads the latest issue of "ARSONIST WEEKLY"*

mushrooms start shooting at them, both the people and the homeless, but not the kittens

possibly also the sticks

 

[metatherat]

mushrooms start shooting at them, both the people and the homeless, but not the kittens

*Luckily, Snake manages to save the people by strategically burning down some orphanages*

 

[TR273]

*You run into some people who are cackling evilly and poking kittens with sticks, but they are also pouring money into the begging bowl of a thankful homeless fellow*

*I turn my head, and see Snake, he is sipping coffee at a streetside café, as he reads the latest issue of "ARSONIST WEEKLY"*

Spoiler: Naughty joke

*Beams that website that shares it's name with the code for monosodium glutamate to his Tactical HUD, to see if we get 'Solid Snake'.*

 

[ben909]

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vaporeon character attempts to see if flareon got on arsonist weekly current issue from stealth

 

[ben909]

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vaporeon character attempts to see if flareon got on arsonist weekly current issue from stealth

also the mushrooms, they are fireing napalm into the city

 

[metatherat]

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vaporeon character attempts to see if flareon got on arsonist weekly current issue from stealth

*He did, but only as a published complaint letter about the publication's supposedly increasingly lowered editorial standards*

 

[ben909]

*He did, but only as a published complaint letter about the publication's supposedly increasingly lowered editorial standards*

... does not tell the mushrooms to avoid shelling their office

 

[metatherat]

... does not tell the mushrooms to avoid shelling their office

*the mushroom place some shells in their office*

 

[ben909]

*the mushroom place some shells in their office*

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(that's actually way better for this)

 

[ben909]

despite not selling the mushrooms the rockets, my character somehow knows they are low on ammo, fueling suspicions

 

[Guifrog]

Hmmm succulent? :9

Ingenious plants that retain a lot of water, including cacti like the one that ran away from me in meta's post :>
I feel like me and succulents are distant relatives sometimes

 

[TR273]

*the mushroom place some shells in their office*

*Praises @Groggy *

 

[ben909]

Ingenious plants that retain a lot of water, including cacti like the one that ran away from me in meta's post :>
I feel like me and cacti are distant relatives sometimes

Ingenious plants that retain a lot of water, including cacti like the one that ran away from me in meta's post :>
I feel like me and succulents are distant relatives sometimes

a young Cacnea looks at you

 

[Guifrog]

a young Cacnea looks at you

*looks back at the Cacnea and waves* Hi!