Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

The San Andreas fault splits wide open.

*a bunch of training ballerinas involuntarily split their legs wide open as well*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

*stops singing*

See~ everyone gets overwelmed with the beauty of my singing~

IM SO OVERWHELEMED I MAY HAVE HEARING LOSS

 

[metatherat]

*cows in nearby farms suddenly start producing yogurt*

*stops singing*

See~ everyone gets overwelmed with the beauty of my singing~

*is wearing earplugs and eagerly eating the produced yogurt*
Don't stop singing now! I really liked it :3

 

[Lenago]

IM SO OVERWHELEMED I MAY HAVE HEARING LOSS

Theres no need ta yell!
Whats wrong with you?! Yelling like that,bothering people passing by?

 

[Lenago]

*is wearing earplugs and eagerly eating the produced yogurt*
Don't stop singing now! I really liked it :3

Ser Meta has good taste, so then shall i sing again?

 

[metatherat]

Ser Meta has good taste, so then shall i sing again?

Yesyes, sing a lot :3
*licks muzzle with anticipation*

 

[Lenago]

Yesyes, sing a lot :3
*licks muzzle with anticipation*

*takes a deep breath to start singing again*

 

[ben909]

active sonars to drown out noises

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Theres no need ta yell!
Whats wrong with you?! Yelling like that,bothering people passing by?

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

 

[metatherat]

and it's time fur me to sleep :3
good night, assorted fluffbutts. until tomorrow :3

 

[Lenago]

and it's time fur me to sleep :3
good night, assorted fluffbutts. until tomorrow :3

Night night little buddy

 

[TR273]

*stops singing*

See~ everyone gets overwelmed with the beauty of my singing~

*A passing mob pelt you with overripe bananas.*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

*A passing mob pelt you with overripe bananas.*

Another mob comprised of medieval French peasants begin throwing tomatoes as well.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Eats the smushed bananas

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*sniff-sniffs mom fox*

 

[Lenago]

*A passing mob pelt you with overripe bananas.*

See they Bananas for me~

Another mob comprised of medieval French peasants begin throwing tomatoes as well.

*gets hit with a tomato*
Ack!

 

[ben909]

See they Bananas for me~

*gets hit with a tomato*
Ack!

a salesman offers a FRUITGAURD system

 

[Baron Tredegar]

a salesman offers a FRUITGAURD system

For only 19.99 plus 4.99 shipping and handling.
BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
ORDER NOW AND GET TWO FRUITGUARDS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT HOUR YOU WILL GET A FREE EEVEE POTION AND FRUITNINJA OFF THE APP STORE!

 

[Nekokamiguru]

builds landing pad for minigun cat

its shaped like a box

Lands in the box , closes the box then may or may not fall asleep

 

[Arishipshape]

*You run into some people who are cackling evilly and poking kittens with sticks, but they are also pouring money into the begging bowl of a thankful homeless fellow*

*goes bug eyed, is unsure what to do, saves them to be safe. They can always be vanquished later*

 

[metatherat]

Eats the smushed bananas

What'n' the heck! I was going to eat those! *frumpy pout*

*goes bug eyed*

*a passing anthro fly says "hrrzrr, clickclack slrrppp szbllrrllrlrl" and gives you the fly fingerguns*

*goes bug eyed, is unsure what to do, saves them to be safe. They can always be vanquished later*

*later on, you see them keep a trolley from hitting five people by switching the trolley to an another track, where it hits five different people*

 

[Lenago]

*goes bug eyed, is unsure what to do, saves them to be safe. They can always be vanquished later*

Arikins~~

 

[ben909]

What'n' the heck! I was going to eat those! *frumpy pout*

*a passing anthro fly says "hrrzrr, clickclack slrrppp szbllrrllrlrl" and gives you the fly fingerguns*

*later on, you see them keep a trolley from hitting five people by switching the trolley to an another track, where it hits five different people*

is that technically a worse choice as you have no impact on the death count and you make the trolley not reach ifs destination


new choice, destroy the trolly


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hello pap
land, eats baged prey strips
as i am not sure about breakfast

 

[ben909]

*goes bug eyed, is unsure what to do, saves them to be safe. They can always be vanquished later*

eevee come up to you and point out they harmed far more kittens then they helped homeless men

 

[metatherat]

is that technically a worse choice as you have no impact on the death count and you make the trolley not reach ifs destination


new choice, destroy the trolly

*the trolley explodes in your hypothetical scenario, killing 5.1 people*