Predators and Prey

[Shyy]

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Terrier noises*

 

[Lenago]

*Attempts to lip read*

......Well that's just rude.

*sticks my tongue at you and is happy to finaly be able to bake a soufflé without any problems. Soon look behind me and see a big cockroach on the floor, makinh start to planic and wave my arms, screaming in panic but still unable to have people hear me*

 

[ben909]

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thats really bad to do to a heart, and mark could interfere with the vital organs function and blood flow

 

[ben909]

... hears a thud on window


murder bird is back

it flew away before i could get a good picture

i really hope the large bird has not decided its using my windows to assist its hunting

 

[ben909]

(also unsure if my semi anthro character will
be designed to not get some human sayings or not)

 

[TR273]

*sticks my tongue at you and is happy to finaly be able to bake a soufflé without any problems. Soon look behind me and see a big cockroach on the floor, makinh start to planic and wave my arms, screaming in panic but still unable to have people hear me*

*Observes arm waving*

*Assumes Semaphore*

*Translates*

....What did you just say about my mother?!?!???

*Fetches the BIG cannon.*

 

[Lenago]

*Observes arm waving*

*Assumes Semaphore*

*Translates*

....What did you just say about my mother?!?!???

*Fetches the BIG cannon.*

*stops with the panic as see you leave, only to give out a blocked in scream as i see the cannon shaking my head and pointing at the door*

 

[Fcomega121]

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Don't drink the coffeee!!!!
IT'S PAST 1 PM! @W@

XD this is great haha

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Awww!! <3
A sweet pawprint uwu

Every cutie pet has a special place in our hearts uwu

*sticks my tongue at you and is happy to finaly be able to bake a soufflé without any problems. Soon look behind me and see a big cockroach on the floor, makinh start to planic and wave my arms, screaming in panic but still unable to have people hear me*

*waking up opens the Pantry's door and peaks to ask*
What's going on? Why are you scre~~
Øwò~!!!!!!

*Fleees at hyperspeed into the observatory* eeeeeek!!!!!

 

[ben909]

character shows a picture of someones heart with a paw tattoo on it, and tells everyone they died shortly after getting it

 

[TR273]

*stops with the panic as see you leave, only to give out a blocked in scream as i see the cannon shaking my head and pointing at the door*

*Fires 'World's Largest Paintball' at your house.*

*It's Neon Green.*

 

[Lenago]

*Fires 'World's Largest Paintball' at your house.*

*It's Neon Green.*

*the house falls in a wave of Neon Green paint. I stand there fully green while the cockroach flys away casually*
.........
.........* blinks*

 

[TR273]

*the house falls in a wave of Neon Green paint. U stand there fully green while the cockroach flys away casually*
.........
.........* blinks*

*Waves in greeting to the Cockroach.*

 

[Lenago]

*Waves in greeting to the Cockroach.*

*shakes the paint and yells*

You paint can blow out!! What was that for?!

 

[ben909]

fires 'rainbow ' paintballs at everything, they change colors as you look at them, and are hopefuly not radioactive

 

[metatherat]

XD
Are you sure it wasn't the Colonel's secret recipe?

No, this is the Colonel's secret recipe:

The Colonel's secret recipe:
One part coffee
One part beer
One part anything else.
---
Thanks, Textsynth.

*the house falls in a wave of Neon Green paint. I stand there fully green while the cockroach flys away casually*
.........
.........* blinks*

*one of the pantry rodents scurries out of the pantry*
*he boggles at the sight of you and calls back into the pantry "Hey, the hat fox has gone green with envy, presumably over the fun we're having. Maybe we should invite him to the pantry luau"*

 

[TR273]

*shakes the paint and yells*

You paint can blow out!! What was that for?!

*Indicates the previous arm waving*

You was casting doubts upon the fine character and upstanding nature of my mother....and whilst there may be more than a bit of truth to said accusations....there is no need to be waving about and telling everyone.

 

[Shyy]

*shows chest tattooo*

 

[Shyy]

Furry 4 lifez!

 

[Lenago]

*Indicates the previous arm waving*

You was casting doubts upon the fine character and upstanding nature of my mother....and whilst there may be more than a bit of truth to said accusations....there is no need to be waving about and telling everyone.

*yells*

I WAS SCREAMING FROM THE DANG ROACH IN MY KITCHEN

*one of the pantry rodents scurries out of the pantry*
*he boggles at the sight of you and calls back into the pantry "Hey, the hat fox has gone green with envy, presumably over the fun we're having. Maybe we should invite him to the pantry luau"*

* looks at the rat*

The pantry what now?

 

[TR273]

*yells*

I WAS SCREAMING FROM THE DANG ROACH IN MY KITCHEN

*A hundred very angry villagers storm up to you with a variety of deflated soufflé s....they are unhappy and demand to know what the shouting is all about.*

 

[ben909]

*shows chest tattooo*

character takes a blue sharpie and draws in finger webbing when you are distracted

 

[Lenago]

*A hundred very angry villagers storm up to you with a variety of deflated soufflé s....they are unhappy and demand to know what the shouting is all about.*

Eekkk!! I was not me it was a roaching roach!

*runs*

 

[TR273]

Eekkk!! I was not me it was a roaching roach!

*runs*

*The Mob look at each other, shrug, and go back home.*

 

[metatherat]

* looks at the rat*

The pantry what now?

"The luau, man, the luau. Only you have to bring something for the potluck soup. Although you can just grab something from the pantry, if there's anything left by the time you get there"