Predators and Prey

[Shyy]

"Swift" truck company... very nasty safety records, provider of numerous memes!

 

[Shyy]

Swing
Wide
It's a
Farking
Truck

 

[Shyy]

Sure
Wish
I would
Finish
Training

 

[ben909]

"Swift" truck company... very nasty safety records, provider of numerous memes!

...(swift is a pokemon move, cannot miss, looks vagely like throwing stars with some uses)

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*hisses and then uses swift*

Barks at the truck

 

[ben909]

swifts at the truck

 

[Izzy4895]

*Finds a dragon femboy maid and gives him a spanking.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

swifts at the truck

Calls J.B. Hunt

 

[ben909]

Calls J.B. Hunt

eevee faction is unsure who this is

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

eevee faction is unsure who this is

Another trucking company

 

[ben909]

water pulses the trucks

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Free truck wash!


Turns on wipers

 

[ben909]

Free truck wash!


Turns on wipers

uses ice beam

 

[TR273]

*is reading and sees a bunch of rats walking away with one of my bags of gold coins*
....
....HOY THOSE AREN'T CHOCOLATE COINS YA PANTRY PINCHERS!

Wait!
You have chocolate coins in addition to the regular old boring gold ones?

Why are you only now mentioning this?

*Puts on plundering pants*

 

[Shyy]

*uses tire chains*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

uses ice beam

Turns on defroster

 

[Shyy]

*calls load manager, complains about weather, shuts up and drives because wants money*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*calls load manager, complains about weather, shuts up and drives because wants money*

Calls dispatch and complains about the load manager. Calls the broker and complains about dispatch. Keeps driving.

 

[Shyy]

*realizes does NOT have fast pass and is 4th in line at Pt. Huron* ah, FML!

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

This thread seems like it has turned into a second last post wins.

 

[Shyy]

Blyat!

 

[Lenago]

Wait!
You have chocolate coins in addition to the regular old boring gold ones?

Why are you only now mentioning this?

*Puts on plundering pants*

*watches you eat some coins*

GOOD LORD YOU COIN MUNCHING PIRATE OF THE DEEP END!!
I DONT HAVE CHOCOLATE COINS!!

THOSE ARE REAL ONES YA EATING!

 

[Shyy]

>w>?

 

[TR273]

*watches you eat some coins*

GOOD LORD YOU COIN MUNCHING PIRATE OF THE DEEP END!!
I DONT HAVE CHOCOLATE COINS!!

THOSE ARE REAL ONES YA EATING!

Then why did you insinuate you had chocolate ones?

Great!
My doctor warned me to stay away from rich foods too....
....
....Um...not to lower the tone or anything but when they 'appear' again....do you want them back?

 

[ben909]

sets up lines of musket parrots