Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*The fox rider goes to lead the apocalypse into battle! But his horse promptly bucks him off, leaving the apocalypse bringer in training crying on his ass.*

 

[ben909]

hello pap land

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*The fox rider goes to lead the apocalypse into battle! But his horse promptly bucks him off, leaving the apocalypse bringer in training crying on his ass.*

licks the sore fox

 

[ssaannttoo]

licks the sore fox

Feaw meeeeeee

 

[ben909]

Feaw meeeeeee

mushrooms wre undeterred

 

[Universe]

Hello

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Hello

GENERAL KENOBI!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

GENERAL KENOBI!

That’s no moon…

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Im trying to figure out whos Luke and whos Leia.

 

[ssaannttoo]

mushrooms wre undeterred

*starts making fungi jokes*

 

[Shyy]

That's not fun, gi...

 

[ssaannttoo]

I aim to anger the fungus overlords

 

[Shyy]

*hands spray can of Lysol*

 

[Universe]

GENERAL KENOBI!

*boops*

 

[metatherat]

" This Skara from Skyrim's channel 3 news, we have an exclusive interview with the infamous top hatted thief thats been kicking every nord's knee for treasure. My good man, why do you feel like doing these things, whats your driver? "

*the argonian female passes my the microphone and i respond"

Money~

Silly fox. Everyone knows that ALCHEMY is where the money is
*idly polishes a RESTORE FATIGUE POTION*

"And sir how do you feel about people debating if you are a Fox. For a cat like yourself, it must be upsetting being mistaken by a fox right?"

....i will give you 10 seconds to refrase that question Boot girl

"Next up, have giants messed up your crops? You wont belive this amazing trick to get rid of them"

*watches the next segment with vague interest while rubbing a smudge off another RESTORE FATIGUE POTION bottle, they suggest luring vainglorious adventurers to attack the giants, distracting them and also providing free fertilizer after their bodies land back on the ground from the stratosphere*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

starts melting butter in a frying pan…
…looks at the mushrooms

 

[ben909]

starts melting butter in a frying pan…
…looks at the mushrooms

they take swords out

 

[Guifrog]

*fertilizes the stratosphere to grow giant bottles of adventurers and see if swords are fried in pans alongside the moon*

 

[metatherat]

*fertilizes the stratosphere to grow giant bottles of adventurers and see if swords are fried in pans alongside the moon*

prompt: "giant bottles of adventurers in the stratosphere"
....who's that porcine guy....

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*picks up rat*
*hugs rat*
*places rat on the ground*
*places a hard hat on the rat*

 

[metatherat]

*picks up rat*
*hugs rat*
*places rat on the ground*
*places a hard hat on the rat*

*muffled* Ok, what's with the hat.

 

[Shyy]

*opens tavern full of villianous scum looking trouble, waits for said adventurous adventurers*

 

[metatherat]

*opens tavern full of villianous scum looking trouble, waits for said adventurous adventurers*

*Some of the villainous scum is like "Welp, can't spend the whole day drinking. See ya." and "I have a book club today".*
*It turns out that you sorta have to build up a reputation to become a place where villainous scum hangs out, you can't just pre-fill a tavern with villainous scum*

 

[Shyy]

Oh, but you can... *shows plot hook location of almost every D&D game <ever>*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

" This Skara from Skyrim's channel 3 news, we have an exclusive interview with the infamous top hatted thief thats been kicking every nord's knee for treasure. My good man, why do you feel like doing these things, whats your driver? "

*the argonian female passes my the microphone and i respond"

Money~

"And sir how do you feel about people debating if you are a Fox. For a cat like yourself, it must be upsetting being mistaken by a fox right?"

....i will give you 10 seconds to refrase that question Boot girl

"Next up, have giants messed up your crops? You wont belive this amazing trick to get rid of them"

Another reporter appears at the scene.
This one is Ah'jalo of the Khajiiti Caravans Public Radio. This one has appeared at the scene where a brave lettuce is getting misidentified as both a cat and a fox.