Predators and Prey

[Shyy]

"Lettuce" see if this makes the prime time news...

 

[Universe]

*fertilizes the stratosphere to grow giant bottles of adventurers and see if swords are fried in pans alongside the moon*

*Boops hello*

 

[Shyy]

*waves from lawn chair* hey.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*waves from lawn chair* hey.

*sits at your feet*

 

[Guifrog]

*Boops hello*

*boops back why hello to you too!*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*sniff* . . .

*sniffsniff*

Hmmmmm....

*SNIIIIIIF*

Thats it.. I smell some homo.

 

[Universe]

*boops back why hello to you too!*

*Giggles*

 

[Guifrog]

*sniff* . . .

*sniffsniff*

Hmmmmm....

*SNIIIIIIF*

Thats it.. I smell some homo.

I bought some from the market today, otherwise my clothes would smell hetero - sweat, garlic, potato soup, several things combined

 

[metatherat]

I bought some from the market today, otherwise my clothes would smell hetero - sweat, garlic, potato soup, several things combined

OWO
*flips onto rat-back*
OMO

...lava gem.

 

[metatherat]

*Boops hello*

Haii, Uni *rat-waves*

*sits at your feet*

*sits on your foot*
Hai :3

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*sits on your foot*
Hai :3

Ee!
It's a rat!
*sniff-sniffs rat*

 

[metatherat]

Ee!
It's a rat!
*sniff-sniffs rat*

Yes, it is I!
*today, I smell of liquorice candy*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Yes, it is I!
*today, I smell of liquorice candy*

*lick-licks rat*

 

[metatherat]

*lick-licks rat*

*I also taste of liquorice candy*
Ehee. Do I taste of liquorice candy? If so, it's because I have been eating it, and lying on top and under it, and rubbing myself against it :3

 

[Lenago]

Another reporter appears at the scene.
This one is Ah'jalo of the Khajiiti Caravans Public Radio. This one has appeared at the scene where a brave lettuce is getting misidentified as both a cat and a fox.

Lenago: you'll make a fine rug cat!

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Lenago: you'll make a fine rug cat!

This one offers copious amounts of moon sugar and skooma to resolve this dispute.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*I also taste of liquorice candy*
Ehee. Do I taste of liquorice candy? If so, it's because I have been eating it, and lying on top and under it, and rubbing myself against it :3

Yus you do!
I must remove it immediately!
*licks away the taste until you just taste like a rat with a bit of garlic*

 

[Lenago]

This one offers copious amounts of moon sugar and skooma to resolve this dispute.

Huh whats the hey is this?

*drinks it*
....OHHHH NANI NANI WITH THE OHH AND THE HAWWW AND A NANI NANI HEYYYY

*jumps out the window*

 

[metatherat]

Yus you do!
I must remove it immediately!
*licks away the taste until you just taste like a rat with a bit of garlic*

*the rattiness is resumed, as is the sloppiness*

And on that sloppy ratty note, I'm off to sleep. Good night, furpals :3

 

[Guifrog]

OWO
*flips onto rat-back*
OMO

...lava gem.

Exactly! Those two human silhouettes in the label are playing in the lava :>

 

[Universe]

Exactly! Those two human silhouettes in the label are playing in the lava :>

Boop hello

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*woofs at frog*

 

[Guifrog]

Boop hello

*boop hoin*

*woofs at frog*

*ribbits at dog, talks with a soft voice* Wat is it chu want? Wat is it chu need? Yesyes it is frog-fingaaaaahs *attacks you with rub-rubs*

 

[Universe]

*boop hoin*

*ribbits at dog, talks with a soft voice* Wat is it chu want? Wat is it chu need? Yesyes it is frog-fingaaaaahs *attacks you with rub-rubs*

Hello *Giggles*

 

[Guifrog]

Hello *Giggles*

Oh and you too! *rub-rubs all over*