Predators and Prey

[Universe]

Oh and you too! *rub-rubs all over*

*Giggles*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*boop hoin*

*ribbits at dog, talks with a soft voice* Wat is it chu want? Wat is it chu need? Yesyes it is frog-fingaaaaahs *attacks you with rub-rubs*

Eee!
Silly frog!
*hugs frog*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Jirbddd

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*becomes a toasty little Terrier loaf*

 

[Lenago]

*becomes a toasty little Terrier loaf*

*pets the terrier toast loaf*

 

[Shyy]

Guud evening...

 

[metatherat]

Exactly! Those two human silhouettes in the label are playing in the lava :>

Watch out, two human silhouettes! It's hot :O

*Giggles*

*hugs your tail* :3

Morning has come, and with it a lone fox riding on a horse bow in hand, crown on head. This signaled the coming of something truly sinister.

The spring has come, with its gentle rains. Methinks 'tis time to hack the Prince to death.
Uh, I mean. Hello, fellowfurs :3

 

[Universe]

*Yawns cutely*

 

[metatherat]

*Yawns cutely*

*gives a warm cup of RATCOFFEE*

 

[ssaannttoo]

The spring has come, with its gentle rains. Methinks 'tis time to hack the Prince to death.
Uh, I mean. Hello, fellowfurs :3

h-hack the who? *looks around* I dont see any prince here... *bullet sweating*

 

[Universe]

*gives a warm cup of RATCOFFEE*

*Drinks after pouring a bunch of sugar into it*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I bought some from the market today, otherwise my clothes would smell hetero - sweat, garlic, potato soup, several things combined

Why is that father using his child as a Mace?

 

[Guifrog]

Why is that father using his child as a Mace?

He's training for the Olympics, I dunno *shrugs*

 

[ssaannttoo]

He's training for the Olympics, I dunno *shrugs*

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[Lenago]

*gives a warm cup of RATCOFFEE*

That aint a potion right?

 

[metatherat]

h-hack the who? *looks around* I dont see any prince here... *bullet sweating*

Oh, sorry, I was just thinking of the CLASSICAL ARTS :3

*Drinks after pouring a bunch of sugar into it*

*It tastes very sugary, and somewhat ratty*

That aint a potion right?

Hmmm.... good question. In a sense, all brewing of coffee is making a potion, isn't it? *professionally thoughtful ratto*

 

[Lenago]

Oh, sorry, I was just thinking of the CLASSICAL ARTS :3

*It tastes very sugary, and somewhat ratty*

Hmmm.... good question. In a sense, all brewing of coffee is making a potion, isn't it? *professionally thoughtful ratto*

Well i...huh...well...you are kind of right...this is kind of a energy potion

 

[metatherat]

Well i...huh...well...you are kind of right...this is kind of a energy potion

*drinks the KIND OF A ENERGY POTION*
AHH!! SWEET ELIXIR OF APTITUDE!! EEEE

 

[ben909]

hello pap land

 

[metatherat]

hello pap land

G-rat-eeings :3
*generates RATCOFFEE*

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*sits and stares at the rat*
O w O

 

[ben909]

G-rat-eeings :3
*generates RATCOFFEE*

offers eevee coffeetea

 

[Lenago]

*drinks the KIND OF A ENERGY POTION*
AHH!! SWEET ELIXIR OF APTITUDE!! EEEE

*sees your running around*

Good to see him with such high spirits hahaha

*sees you running off with my cheese*

HOY!!

 

[metatherat]

*sits and stares at the rat*
O w O

*you identify me as: a rat*

 

[metatherat]

offers eevee coffeetea

Hey, free food. *laps at it, after drinking some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, just in case*
mmm! terrible! *rat fingerguns*

*sees your running around*

Good to see him with such high spirits hahaha

*sees you running off with my cheese*

HOY!!

*screams "VERMIN LICENSE!!" while rolling the cheese past you*