ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
offers safer BOOT REMOVAL POTION*engages the ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV (patent pending) (assault charges pending)*

offers safer BOOT REMOVAL POTION*engages the ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV (patent pending) (assault charges pending)*
(Ahh, it's well organized then.)(this assumes i spelled things correctly and don't have 600 of of those words be heading titles going down to heading level 8)
*hears a strange whirring**engages the ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV (patent pending) (assault charges pending)*
Ya know...i kind of helped with the ingredients...sooooo....$4*Adds shattered sign to her tropical drink*
*sinister smirk*offers safer BOOT REMOVAL POTION
(well headinged, i second guess my template every other day...)(Ahh, it's well organized then.)
*hears a strange whirring*
*looks down*
Meta--what are you doing?!
HEY! Do you know how expensive leather is?! *kicks it** grabs a can opener and uses it on your boot*
Prompt: "ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV":*hears a strange whirring*
*looks down*
Meta--what are you doing?!
Hang on......Ya know...i kind of helped with the ingredients...sooooo....$4
... its primary use is for clothing that is stuck or has come into contact with glue, it will cause laces and bindings to fall away, and then the boot itself, it causes spray on shoes to become a soap like powder that devolves in water(the shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs)*sinister smirk*
I've invested in magical clothing removal resistance laundery detergent after those incidents with @lenago. Try it, I dare you.
* you soon hear a random guy yell GOOOAAALLLL and groud cheers*HEY! Do you know how expensive leather is?! *kicks it*
Well now, i am glad we are finaly talking more eye to eye, is happy that yoooouuuu nabbed this from my casino....didn't ya?Hang on......
*Nips to a certain Casino.....Returns twenty minuets later....listing slightly to starboard....*
Here you go
*Hands over $4 from a suspiciously heavy bag*
O_OPrompt: "ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV":
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Oh, so they're actually useful in the case of unremovable/cursed clothing! Noted.... its primary use is for clothing that is stuck or has come into contact with glue, it will cause laces and bindings to fall away, and then the boot itself, it causes spray on shoes to become a soap like powder that devolves in water(the shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs)
Ahh, justice is served. *re-polishes boots** you soon hear a random guy yell GOOOAAALLLL and groud cheers*
....my best can opener...
Ahh, justice is served.Hang on......
*Nips to a certain Casino.....Returns twenty minuets later....listing slightly to starboard....*
Here you go
*Hands over $4 from a suspiciously heavy bag*
"this is geared only towards footwear, not other clothing"O_O
*audible gulp*
*gets to a safe distance from the machinery*
Oh, so they're actually useful in the case of unremovable/cursed clothing! Noted.
Ahh, justice is served. *re-polishes boots*
Ahh, justice is served.
If by 'nabbed' you mean 'Put a bet on 34 black' (and maybe abused my luck with the slot machines a little....) Then yes!Well now, i am glad we are finaly talking more eye to eye, is happy that yoooouuuu nabbed this from my casino....didn't ya?
*the SALIVASLURPER slurps itself, causing it to short out*O_O
*audible gulp*
*gets to a safe distance from the machinery*
No, it was a fruit drink that was served. Trust me, I am an alchemist. *nodnod*Ahh, justice is served.
What would alchemists know about fruit drinks? Are they secretly some sort of alchemical concoction?No, it was a fruit drink that was served. Trust me, I am an alchemist. *nodnod*
Of course they are! If you think about it, all drinks are an alchemical concoction.What would alchemists know about fruit drinks? Are they secretly some sort of alchemical concoction?
*adds "fruit drinks" to the "do not drink" list*
Watcha testing for, Ben?tests fruit drink with various test strips that look like ph strips but measure other things
O_OOf course they are! If you think about it, all drinks are an alchemical concoction.
*sips COFFEE POTION, nodnods sagely*
Never tried a cocktail before?What would alchemists know about fruit drinks? Are they secretly some sort of alchemical concoction?
*adds "fruit drinks" to the "do not drink" list*
I try not to drink. I find every time I lose my mental faculties on PvP island, horrible things happen...Never tried a cocktail before?
*Starts mixing a 'Cake By The Ocean'*
"rat tf potion, antifreeze, other toxins, <list>, foodWatcha testing for, Ben?
O_O
*sips from personal hip flask*
Wow, that is one nifty testing kit!"rat tf potion, antifreeze, other toxins, <list>, food
elements known to give vaporeon stomachaches, alcohol content , trans fat..."
shows kit...Wow, that is one nifty testing kit!
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