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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
(this assumes i spelled things correctly and don't have 600 of of those words be heading titles going down to heading level 8)
(Ahh, it's well organized then.)
*engages the ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV (patent pending) (assault charges pending)*
*hears a strange whirring*
*looks down*
Meta--what are you doing?!
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(Ahh, it's well organized then.)

*hears a strange whirring*
*looks down*
Meta--what are you doing?!
(well headinged, i second guess my template every other day...)
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*hears a strange whirring*
*looks down*
Meta--what are you doing?!
Prompt: "ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV":
blank_tradingcard.jpg
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ya know...i kind of helped with the ingredients...sooooo....$4
Hang on......

*Nips to a certain Casino.....Returns twenty minuets later....listing slightly to starboard....*

Here you go :)

*Hands over $4 from a suspiciously heavy bag*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*sinister smirk*
I've invested in magical clothing removal resistance laundery detergent after those incidents with @lenago. Try it, I dare you.
... its primary use is for clothing that is stuck or has come into contact with glue, it will cause laces and bindings to fall away, and then the boot itself, it causes spray on shoes to become a soap like powder that devolves in water(the shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs)

the process works differently then potions ment to embarrass or [{nsfw}] someone(other () thing, {}s are used for throughs and stuff not directly alineing with words, in pokespeak []s, its the feral pokespeak)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Prompt: "ALCHEMICAL SALIVASLURPER 6K MK. IV":
blank_tradingcard.jpg
O_O
*audible gulp*
*gets to a safe distance from the machinery*
... its primary use is for clothing that is stuck or has come into contact with glue, it will cause laces and bindings to fall away, and then the boot itself, it causes spray on shoes to become a soap like powder that devolves in water(the shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs)
Oh, so they're actually useful in the case of unremovable/cursed clothing! Noted.

* you soon hear a random guy yell GOOOAAALLLL and groud cheers*

....my best can opener...
Ahh, justice is served. *re-polishes boots*
Hang on......

*Nips to a certain Casino.....Returns twenty minuets later....listing slightly to starboard....*

Here you go :)

*Hands over $4 from a suspiciously heavy bag*
Ahh, justice is served.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
O_O
*audible gulp*
*gets to a safe distance from the machinery*

Oh, so they're actually useful in the case of unremovable/cursed clothing! Noted.


Ahh, justice is served. *re-polishes boots*

Ahh, justice is served.
"this is geared only towards footwear, not other clothing"

he got the contract from someone exposed to spray on shoes who was still growing
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Well now, i am glad we are finaly talking more eye to eye, is happy that yoooouuuu nabbed this from my casino....didn't ya?
If by 'nabbed' you mean 'Put a bet on 34 black' (and maybe abused my luck with the slot machines a little....) Then yes!
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
O_O
*audible gulp*
*gets to a safe distance from the machinery*
*the SALIVASLURPER slurps itself, causing it to short out*
oop. Well, back to the drawing board.
*jumps on top of the drawing board and scurries around in a circle*
Eee, it's woodtastic! So fun on the paw :3
Ahh, justice is served.
No, it was a fruit drink that was served. Trust me, I am an alchemist. *nodnod*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
tests fruit drink with various test strips that look like ph strips but measure other things
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
What would alchemists know about fruit drinks? Are they secretly some sort of alchemical concoction?
*adds "fruit drinks" to the "do not drink" list*
Never tried a cocktail before?

*Starts mixing a 'Cake By The Ocean'*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Watcha testing for, Ben?

O_O
*sips from personal hip flask*
"rat tf potion, antifreeze, other toxins, <list>, food
elements known to give vaporeon stomachaches, alcohol content , trans fat..."
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Wow, that is one nifty testing kit!
cover5.jpg
shows kit...
its rather large and all labels are labeled in eevee foot runes(footprint runes were a pmd language ), you can understand them if you look closely, but it uses non human parts of your mind
 
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