Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... puts the 10 hour bongo cat rasputin on the tv in our house to force everyone to watch it

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... puts the 10 hour bongo cat rasputin on the tv in our house to force everyone to watch it
*now hears Rasputin in my sleep*... puts the 10 hour bongo cat rasputin on the tv in our house to force everyone to watch it
THE CRAZY RUSSIAN MAN!
*facepalms*......
*blows a kiss* good night everybody
*lounges on a lounge chair and drinks a Mai Tai under the facepalm**facepalms*
*leaves a note*
“And what’s THAT supposed to mean?!”
Weren’t you just serving yourself Mischief Malt from one of the machines?*you feel something furry against your muzzle*
*It's me. I have climbed up your body, and stuff my pointy rat-head into the Mischief Malt and start lapping at it*
*a passing opossum lifts up score card with "4" on it*
I could fit in some more :3Weren’t you just serving yourself Mischief Malt from one of the machines?
......
*blows a kiss* good night everybody
you can if you wantShould I start saying goodnight on here when I'm about to go to bed?
GOOD LORD WHY!?*Blows up your kiss*
*...And your house*
checks to see if the shields holdGOOD LORD WHY!?
mushroom sits on ground so its hard to find legs*Crab walks in*
*Squaks*
*starts walking around people's legs, rubbing them before bounding to my next target*
*sits on your BIG mushroom head*mushroom sits on ground so its hard to find legs
is drinking coffee*sits on your BIG mushroom head*
*shudders*
SQUUUUUUAK~
*hisses*is drinking coffee
pours some coffee in your cup thinking you wanted some like the rats do*hisses*
There's a 'Y' in the day?GOOD LORD WHY!?
*throws a SNAKE TRANSFORMATION POTION at you**hisses*