Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

*Has an extra strong tea. (Which I may or may not have fortified with spirits)*

*gets dizzy*
*sees several copies of @Simo*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Well this is all rather pleasant.

Yes, I've stayed in many a zoo, although not a single one was of my own free will.
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*eats a scone*

 

[Simo]

Well this is all rather pleasant.

Yes, I've stayed in many a zoo, although not a single one was of my own free will.
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*eats a scone*

I imagine the keepers were nice, though. Did you prefer a standard zoo, or a petting zoo?

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*sips more tea*

 

[WXYZ]

Yes, I've stayed in many a zoo, although not a single one was of my own free will.

It must be fated, then, that your life will end up in zoos. Unless...
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[A Minty cheetah]

I imagine the keepers were nice, though. Did you prefer a standard zoo, or a petting zoo?

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*sips more tea*

Standard ones were better - no contact with sticky fingered brats...erm, I mean fox kits.
This best not be research for your next kidnapping...
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[WXYZ]

*calls "Person B"*
"Buy all the zoos in the land. I don't want my friend to suffer any more."
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[Simo]

Standard ones were better - no contact with sticky fingered brats...erm, I mean fox kits.
This best not be research for your next kidnapping...
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Oh, heavens, no! After so much experience, one wonders if you might start a zoo yourself, and implement reforms from an insider's perspective: those of a Cheetah in the know.

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*buys all zoos from person B*

 

[WXYZ]

*calls "Person C"*
"Buy Simo."
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[Simo]

*calls "person D", who puts "person C" in a zoo*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats some buttered malt loaf*
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[WXYZ]

*calls "person D", who puts "person C" in a zoo*

But @The Matte-Black Cat is Person C!
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[A Minty cheetah]

But @The Matte-Black Cat is Person C !
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No! Nobody puts kitty mama in a zoo!!!
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[Simo]

*puts @Manchesterite in a zoo, instead of kitty mama*

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[WXYZ]

*puts @Manchesterite in a zoo, instead of kitty mama*

*Warden is "Person E," lets me escape*
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[TR273]

*calls "Person C"*
"Buy Simo."
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Sound investment advice there.
*Dow Jones announced @Simo has climbed 173 points in the last few minuets*
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[Simo]

*builds a new Simo Soda™ Bottling Plant*

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[WXYZ]

*aggressively markets Fizzy Izzy™*
Zoo labor-free!
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[TR273]

*Watches investment in @Simo grow, buys Buckingham Palace.*
(As somewhere to go at the weekends)
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[A Minty cheetah]

Am I the only one left at the tea party???
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[Simo]

*acquires licenses to partner and bottle the very popular Tazmo Cola™*

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[WXYZ]

Am I the only one left at the tea party???

*pants, wheeze*
Got back.
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[TR273]

Am I the only one left at the tea party???
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*Invites you to 'tea on the lawn', at my new London address*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Invites you to 'tea on the lawn', at my new London address*
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*nyooms over*
More tea? Oh yes!
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[WXYZ]

*Fizzy Izzy™ grows into an empire, buys Simo & Tazmo Bottling Corp.*
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[Simo]

*The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878, buys the entire Fizzy Izzy™ Empire, Simo S. Skunk, majority shareholder, and CEO*

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