A Minty cheetah
~C H E E~
*enjoys London based tea party*
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*the previous board refuses to go without a fight, with @Ravofox valiantly rallying the minority shareholders to vote no on the replacement of the board**The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878, buys the entire Fizzy Izzy™ Empire, Simo S. Skunk, majority shareholder, and CEO*
*goes into neighboring Vietnam, rises through the ranks of the Party, and manages to convince the Government to buy "The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878" through a shell company**makes the The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878 a privately held concern, and drops @Manchesterite by parachute into the remote jungles of Laos*
*Bestows a Knighthood on you, using a sword I found lying around the place.*
*UN general assembly votes yes on a resolution to condemn the illegal buying of Vietnam, as presided by the Secretary-General @DRGN Juno**buys Vietnam, and hires the army to spend the next 10 years on a 'spank @Manchesterite' campaign*
*Can now use the royal 'we'**dresses up @TR273 as The Queen*
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*also, moves the S.S. Skunk Co. to the Caymen Islands, exempt from your meddling, and puts @Manchesterite in my latest tickling zoo*
(Naturally you'll have to hunt dragons...)Hehe, I'm a knight now!
*wields a big-ass sword*
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I have an unopened letter addressed to "the homeowner".*Can now use the royal 'we'*
*Travels around the country opening things.*
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*arrest stopped by UN, sees Simo as a modern-day rogue buccaneer, sends him to the ICC**places you both under top security zoo arrest, and seizes back all assets*
*Opens*I have an unopened letter addressed to "the homeowner".
Apparently it's very important and says open immediately!
*kneels and presents the letter*
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*conflicting orders led to both being arrested**arrest stopped by UN, sees Manchesterite as a modern-day rogue buccaneer, sends him to the ICC*
*conflicting orders led to both being arrested*
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*conflicting orders led to both being arrested*
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*Issues Royal Pardon**takes the more comfy bunk, in our cell*
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