Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*enjoys London based tea party*
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[WXYZ]

*The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878, buys the entire Fizzy Izzy™ Empire, Simo S. Skunk, majority shareholder, and CEO*

*the previous board refuses to go without a fight, with @Ravofox valiantly rallying the minority shareholders to vote no on the replacement of the board*
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[Simo]

*installs a gold-plated Baroque style dumpster in @TR273 's yard, as I think Tazmo may be napping*

*makes the The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878 a privately held concern, and drops @Manchesterite by parachute into the remote jungles of Laos*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*just carries on with the tea party*
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[WXYZ]

*makes the The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878 a privately held concern, and drops @Manchesterite by parachute into the remote jungles of Laos*

*goes into neighboring Vietnam, rises through the ranks of the Party, and manages to convince the Government to buy "The S. S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Baltimore, est. 1878" through a shell company*
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[Simo]

*buys Vietnam, and hires the army to spend the next 10 years on a 'spank @Manchesterite' campaign*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*finishes at the tea party, kindly thanks @TR273 for hosting and heads home*
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[TR273]

*finishes at the tea party, kindly thanks @TR273 for hosting and heads home*
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*Bestows a Knighthood on you, using a sword I found lying around the place.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Ooh, "Sir Minty of Chee"...I like it!
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[WXYZ]

*buys Vietnam, and hires the army to spend the next 10 years on a 'spank @Manchesterite' campaign*

*UN general assembly votes yes on a resolution to condemn the illegal buying of Vietnam, as presided by the Secretary-General @DRGN Juno*
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[Simo]

*dresses up @TR273 as The Queen*

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*also, moves the S.S. Skunk Co. to the Caymen Islands, exempt from your meddling, and puts @Manchesterite in my latest tickling zoo*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Hehe, I'm a knight now!
*wields a big-ass sword*
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[TR273]

*dresses up @TR273 as The Queen*

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*also, moves the S.S. Skunk Co. to the Caymen Islands, exempt from your meddling, and puts @Manchesterite in my latest tickling zoo*

*Can now use the royal 'we'*
*Travels around the country opening things.*
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[WXYZ]

*gives @A Minty cheetah all the profits of S.S. Skunk Co.*
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[TR273]

Hehe, I'm a knight now!
*wields a big-ass sword*
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(Naturally you'll have to hunt dragons...)

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[WXYZ]

*liberates Vietnam from the iron grip of @Simo*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Can now use the royal 'we'*
*Travels around the country opening things.*
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I have an unopened letter addressed to "the homeowner".
Apparently it's very important and says open immediately!
*kneels and presents the letter*
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[Simo]

*gives @A Minty cheetah all the profits of S.S. Skunk Co.*
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*places you both under top security zoo arrest, and seizes back all assets*

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+$ 786, 543, 867.62

(woah, some very close lightning on the hill here; just saw a bolt hit, and counted, and the sound was almost immediate.....quite a storm, here: love to watch, but yikes.....that must have hit close. Have seen the spire of the cathedral on the end of the block hit, once.....)

 

[WXYZ]

*places you both under top security zoo arrest, and seizes back all assets*

*arrest stopped by UN, sees Simo as a modern-day rogue buccaneer, sends him to the ICC*
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[TR273]

I have an unopened letter addressed to "the homeowner".
Apparently it's very important and says open immediately!
*kneels and presents the letter*
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*Opens*
I declare this letter open!
*Sees it's a tax bill, uses royal might to disband Inland Revenue.*
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[Simo]

*arrest stopped by UN, sees Manchesterite as a modern-day rogue buccaneer, sends him to the ICC*

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(whoa, this lighting is scary close! Guess if you're inside, it seldom comes in windows....can see it streaking down, and into the bay, in the far distance)

 

[WXYZ]

*arrest stopped by UN, sees Manchesterite as a modern-day rogue buccaneer, sends him to the ICC*

*conflicting orders led to both being arrested*
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[Simo]

*conflicting orders led to both being arrested*
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*takes the more comfy bunk, in our cell*

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[TR273]

*conflicting orders led to both being arrested*
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*takes the more comfy bunk, in our cell*

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*Issues Royal Pardon*
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[WXYZ]

*Issues Royal Pardon*
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God Save The Queen!
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