Lenago
Top hatted fox
What, no i don- *a alarm goes on and i get jumped by a group of men in protective suits *HE'S GOT THE CORONA!! :O

What, no i don- *a alarm goes on and i get jumped by a group of men in protective suits *HE'S GOT THE CORONA!! :O
What, no i don- *a alarm goes on and i get jumped by a group of men in protective suits *
*smuggles in an EMBASSY POTION*Get me out of here!
Call my lawyer!
Get me the embasy!
Gold! :0yas! golden hatto! :0
oooh you have one like that? :0
hat's so awesome! I believe I have a glittery green hat as well! leprechaun style! or just green as moneeey
wait, how much does my $ is worth for? 0wo
*you just find lots of shiny glitter**goes under your glittery green hat, to see if there is a bizarro hat world under there like there is under @lenago's hat*
eee!Gold! :0
*you just find lots of shiny glitter*
*thou art now glitterat*
Dat fox is cute, by the way.
*llics the "llic" off*See, there you go!
"Metallic the rat"
*nod-nods*
This is okey!
boops the fox
*generates RATCOFFEE and then drinks it*drinks my coffee
... you turned your fellow rats into coffee before consuming them?!*generates RATCOFFEE and then drinks it*
What? No, that would be absurd.... you turned your fellow rats into coffee before consuming them?!
*Gets you 'Out Of Here's' new single*Get me out of here!
Call my lawyer!
Get me the embasy!
*Helps with the decontamination effort by cleaning all the money out of your casino.*What, no i don- *a alarm goes on and i get jumped by a group of men in protective suits *
Ehhh what awfull music*Gets you 'Out Of Here's' new single*
*I get a call from my lawyer**Calls your lawyer...a number of rude and creative things*
*the judge asks them, if i am guilty then stay silent. I just facepalm and sigh**Gets you the Tibetan Embassy...this is unhelpful however as it is staffed by monks who have all taken a vow of silence.*
HOY!!*Helps with the decontamination effort by cleaning all the money out of your casino.*
I've been playing No Man's Sky again, so all I could hear in my mind while reading this travelogue was "UNITS. RECEIVED. UNITS. RECEIVED. UNITS. RECEIVED. NO MORE SLOTS, IN SUIT INVNTORY.".: Guifrog's Odyssey Travel Log #7 :.
hhahahahaEhhh what awfull music
*gets you a rat-lawyer to argue that your contributions to the rat population's wellbeing by letting them operate an arboretum in your pantry (oh by the way, we have a pantry arboretum now) prove your good character**the judge asks them, if i am guilty then stay silent. I just facepalm and sigh*
*the judge looks at me and asks if i have a permit for the arboretum*I've been playing No Man's Sky again, so all I could hear in my mind while reading this travelogue was "UNITS. RECEIVED. UNITS. RECEIVED. UNITS. RECEIVED. NO MORE SLOTS, IN SUIT INVNTORY."
hhahahaha
*gets you a rat-lawyer to argue that your contributions to the rat population's wellbeing by letting them operate an arboretum in your pantry (oh by the way, we have a pantry arboretum now) prove your good character*
*oh, and that you didn't actually perform any criminal acts, he might mention that too, when he gets around to it*
*the judge looks at you and then at me*mushrooms offer to destroy courthouse
mushrooms draw weapons and declare that the "law" has failed to protect mushrooms from the pizza, and thus the mushroom nation has no reason to accept their lands laws*the judge looks at me and asks if i have a permit for the arboretum*
W-well no, i mean, you see, thats not mine. I mean yeah i-its IN my pantry but...but huhh
*the judge looks at you and then at me*
Judge: act of terrorism against a body of the law
Me: but...but...but
I have the North Korean embassy on the line for you.Get me out of here!
Call my lawyer!
Get me the embasy!
The cookie satellites look amazing..: Guifrog's Odyssey Travel Log #7 :.
I kinda enjoy traveling to whimsical, fun planets in games. Like Tensuns, the beach planet of 10 suns in Starshot: Space Circus Fever; Funkotron, the hypercolorful funky music planet of Toejam & Earl; Planet X, the mysterious world inhabited by X-shaped plants and gigantic centipedes in Taz: Escape from Mars; so I had a rough idea of what kind of place I wanted to visit next!
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And there we are. We found a cookie planet. It's basically a giant cookie floating in space, with this weird climate where the wind literally brings sugar to your eyes. That's why you see those white specks in the horizon - ain't it sweet? :>
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Oh yeah, its satellites are cookies too. Of course.
There are a few empty domes here and there. Probably for research; I couldn't see any creatures wandering about, so my expectations of finding muffin men or gingerbread people went down the sink.
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There was this T-pose humanoid statue here. Almost feels like the Christ The Redeemer statue in Rio, land of the Sugarloaf Mountain. Not sure that this is the work of Brazilian researchers, though...
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Something I wasn't expecting: this planet is so bananas, IT RAINS BANANAS here. I couldn't take a shot of the rain, as it didn't last long, but I was confuzzled. And it's not just your generic banana, look at the pic to get what I'm saying! Hint: the arrows aren't pointing to an ant.
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Oops! The "f" from "Cafe" has fallen, let me fix this. And the black hole in the horizon almost looks like Milky Way. Speaking of which, where is the milk in this planet? D: We shall find out at the cafe.
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Ugh, the photo doesn't show it well, but AAAYYYY it's milk!
And guess what they serve for eating?
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Cookie. With banana. Never forget the latter, it's important.
As time went by, I was starting to miss something really important for frogs, but already knew where I saw it when I landed in this quirky place:
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A POND!!!
WITH LIQUID CHOCOLATE!!! Aaaahhhhh, my favorite part of the trip~. The idea of food based lakes, rivers and oceans is always fascinating to me.
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I shall now end this with my post-chocolate-bath pic. Enjoy some more bananas lying on the ground.
Til next travelogue!
~~End of Travelogue #7~~
talks to the mushroom before they try and ally with north korea...I have the North Korean embassy on the line for you.
The cookie satellites look amazing.