Guifrog
Blue frog
A WHAT?? *quickly moves away from today's issue*Oh my god, Jornal do Commercio! A BOMB!
A BOMB

A WHAT?? *quickly moves away from today's issue*Oh my god, Jornal do Commercio! A BOMB!
A BOMB
Notices the Chucky doll kite**luckily, I was wearing my anti-glare sunglasses*
*they also make me look really cool*
Oh my god, Jornal do Commercio! A BOMB!
A BOMB
No, those are kites. Or maybe they are flying lampreys, I can't see well with my rat-eyes![]()
A BOMB.A WHAT?? *quickly moves away from today's issue*
He can see you.Notices the Chucky doll kite*
We have pipas/kites of all shapes and forms. Here's a very pretty model of Squishy's:Notices the Chucky doll kite*
Those are awesome <3We have pipas/kites of all shapes and forms. Here's a very pretty model of Squishy's:
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Ignore that he's a squid and not a jellyfish :>
He's got great charismaI wonder how frog-shaped kites look now~
*tries to find a frog kite*
...
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...uh, yeah, YEAH that's really pretty too!
Tentacles :>Those are awesome <3
Look at them tentacle-things (what were those called again? I forget) :3
Rude! >:C*pushes your snoot aside and sinks head into coffee*
*looks up*
*shows VERMIN LICENSE*
*resumes drinking*
Yes, all of the oreo *nodnod*Tentacles :>
I believe so. The stingy ones right?
EDIT - Oh those are its oral arms, ma mistake!
*coffee lowpaw*hello pap land
consumes nuggets and day old coffee
*another rat pokes your snout aside and starts lapping at the coffee*Rude! >:C
*shows TAIL TERRIER LICENSE; "SCOTTISH, STUBBORN, BUT LOYAL"*
*picks up rat with my TAIL, and places rat in Guifrog's pantry*
*closes the door*
*resumes coffee*
Much better
*nod-nods*
Matt? Why did you-Rude! >:C
*shows TAIL TERRIER LICENSE; "SCOTTISH, STUBBORN, BUT LOYAL"*
*picks up rat with my TAIL, and places rat in Guifrog's pantry*
*closes the door*
*resumes coffee*
Much better
*nod-nods*
Grrrrr! There's only so many rats I can place in Guifrog's pantry! >:C*another rat pokes your snout aside and starts lapping at the coffee*
*"vrbln lcibbnchbbl", you hear him bubble. You think he was saying "vermin license".*
But why my pantry now? *watches a rat-snout popping out from a slit, boops it*Grrrrr! There's only so many rats I can place in Guifrog's pantry! >:C
*squeak-sqoork! (sounding like a doorbell)*But why my pantry now? *watches a rat-snout popping out from a slit, boops it*
*The rat turns into a MALE RAT-TAUR INSTEAD, probably due to some shenanigans at the PANTRY POTION-OFF that took place in @lenago's pantry yesterday.*Grrrrr! There's only so many rats I can place in Guifrog's pantry! >:C
*goes to pick up rat, then remembers I spiked my coffee with SEXY FEMALE SKUNKTAUR TRANSFORMATION POTION*
*sits and watches intently*
*then remembers that Meta put away quite a bit of my coffee too*
Im sorry... whats this about a pantry what off now, in my pantry?*squeak-sqoork! (sounding like a doorbell)*
*a butler rat opens the door to your pantry*
"Mwyeees?"
*The rat turns into a MALE RAT-TAUR INSTEAD, probably due to some shenanigans at the PANTRY POTION-OFF that took place in @lenago's pantry yesterday.*
*emerges from the pantry, rattier and feraler than ever*
Mm, I am feeling extremely ratty today :3
*gives rat fingerguns to the RAT-TAUR*
Looking good, rat-taur! Stay ratty! :3
Good day! I didn't mean to disturb your daily routine. But I have these amazingly cheap Jornal do Commercio copies of today's issue and I can make a very good price for........... *shakes my head abruptly**squeak-sqoork! (sounding like a doorbell)*
*a butler rat opens the door to your pantry*
"Mwyeees?"
A PANTRY POTION-OFF. You know, where everyone gathers to do POTIONs!Im sorry... whats this about a pantry what off now, in my pantry?
*he gives you a grim look, tells you to use the tradesmen's entrance next time, and closes the door*Good day! I didn't mean to disturb your daily routine. But I have these amazingly cheap Jornal do Commercio copies of today's issue and I can make a very good price for........... *shakes my head abruptly*
Nothing my good sir, my apologies!
uses PANTRY DEFENSE POTIONA PANTRY POTION-OFF. You know, where everyone gathers to do POTIONs!
Today, we have a luau, instead :3
*he gives you a grim look, tells you to use the tradesmen's entrance next time, and closes the door*
*the luau is now well protected against those that would disrupt the luau*uses PANTRY DEFENSE POTION
...*the luau is now well protected against those that would disrupt the luau*
*sighs*A PANTRY POTION-OFF. You know, where everyone gathers to do POTIONs!
Today, we have a luau, instead :3
*he gives you a grim look, tells you to use the tradesmen's entrance next time, and closes the door*
*sighs*
Who would want A BOMB in their home anyways
Oh no, no, feel free to tell the joke, we're in chaos land! An SFW chaos land, but still very chaoticStart to make a joke but I stopped myself
Oh, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. What's the odds of something happening to @lenago's house, pff.potion was ment to stop bomb