Predators and Prey

[Tazmo]

*ears perk up and ringtail twitches*

Someone say BBQ?

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[A Minty cheetah]

*ears perk up and ringtail twitches*

Someone say BBQ?

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It's Tazmaaaaay!!! Bit late today, huh?
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[Izzy4895]

*Brings BAD FOX products for the barbecue.*

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[Tazmo]

It's Tazmaaaaay!!! Bit late today, huh?
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Yep, took a short 5hr ‘nap’ after work.

Hope your back is feeling better. :3

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[Simo]

*Brings the BAD FOX dumpster to the BBQ*

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[WXYZ]

*starts spreading the "sauce"*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Yep, took a short 5hr ‘nap’ after work.

Hope your back is feeling better. :3

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It's been bad today. Had to call work and tell them I couldn't go in.
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[Tazmo]

It's been bad today. Had to call work and tell them I couldn't go in.
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Oh no! *gently hugs*.

*Brings the BAD FOX dumpster to the BBQ*

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*excited chittering*

*starts spreading the "sauce"*
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*drools*

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[Simo]

*rubs skunk balm on Minty's back to help make it better*

*puts some I can't believe these aren't ribs on the BBQ grill*

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[DRGN Juno]

*rubs skunk balm on Minty's back to help make it better*

*puts some I can't believe these aren't ribs on the BBQ grill*

+1

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*Immediately believes those aren't ribs, sues for false advertising*

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[Keefur]

My network card is for poop. It took me an hour to get a connection good enough to make this post. I replaced my power supply tonight because everyone told me that was the problem. It didn't fix anything at all, but at least I have a shiny more powerful power supply now. *sighs*

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[DRGN Juno]

My network card is for poop. It took me an hour to get a connection good enough to make this post. I replaced my power supply tonight because everyone told me that was the problem. It didn't fix anything at all, but at least I have a shiny more powerful power supply now. *sighs*

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Clearly, the extra power is being used to force the messages through your cables. That''s how IT works.

(/s)

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[Tazmo]

Clearly, the extra power is being used to force the messages through your cables. That''s how IT works.

(/s)

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So it’s not magic?

*is questioning his IT degree now*
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[Keefur]

Yesterday I was uploading a file and my internet speed was 459 BYTES per second. Not KBs, but just BYTES! I could have driven across town and delivered the files on a flash drive faster.

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[DRGN Juno]

So it’s not magic?

*is questioning his IT degree now*
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So what you're saying is you're a wizard?

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[Simo]

Sign up for new Simo Net™ Internet! Fast, and we even give you some wires, and a box, some assembly required.

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[DRGN Juno]

It's complicated and it smells. Doesn't install a bunch of toolbars, though. 2/10

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[Simo]

It's complicated and it smells. Doesn't install a bunch of toolbars, though. 2/10

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But it uses no power! Just remember to wind it up, once a day.

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[DRGN Juno]

But it uses no power! Just remember to wind it up, once a day.

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I was about to make a joke about how that's worse than dial up, but it's more dial up than dial up.

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[Ravofox]

It's been bad today. Had to call work and tell them I couldn't go in.
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*hugs da minty tightly*

Sign up for new Simo Net™ Internet! Fast, and we even give you some wires, and a box, some assembly required.

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And the only browser it accepts is...Firefox!

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[Simo]

*awards @Ravofox one year of free Simo-Net™ Internet Service, wires, and wind up box included*

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[Ravofox]

*awards @Ravofox one year of free Simo-Net™ Internet Service, wires, and wind up box included*

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Nice! Thanks Simo!! *hugs*

*uses it to look up chicken coop locations*

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[Simo]

Nice! Thanks Simo!! *hugs*

*uses it to look up chicken coop locations*

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*disables, "Chicken Coops Near Me" function*

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[Ravofox]

*disables, "Chicken Coops Near Me" function*

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What?! Boo!!!

*writes a -1 review on Yip*

*looks up KFC instead*

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[Simo]

What?! Boo!!!

*writes a -1 review on Yip*

*looks up KFC instead*

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*returns results for "Tofu Huts Near Me"*

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