Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*recalls this rather formative book, from my youth*

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[TR273]

Do we need a sea cucumber exhibit?
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[Simo]

Ooooooh, good idea!

Also, found a nice song version, for the spotty cats, out there, of a classic book:

Gosh, reminds me what a special Cheetah @A Minty cheetah is

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[DRGN Juno]

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Tries to play the guitar*
*His claws snap the string*

*Smashes the guitar and shrugs, fluffing up in the process*

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[WXYZ]

*reads book*
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[Ravofox]

*Tries to play the guitar*
*His claws snap the string*

*Smashes the guitar and shrugs, fluffing up in the process*

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Don't worry Smexy, there's always air guitar. In fact, the world championship was just on!

*reads book*
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Daww, so cute!

*rubs paws together, glad that @Simo is distracted*

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[TR273]

Don't worry Smexy, there's always air guitar. In fact, the world championship was just on!



Daww, so cute!

*rubs paws together, glad that @Simo is distracted*

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Can't air guitar...

Can barely air triangle.
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[Ravofox]

Can't air guitar...

Can barely air triangle.
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Hmmm, can you air-just-stand-there-and-take-no-notice-as-I-break-into-the-farm?

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[Simo]

Hmmm, can you air-just-stand-there-and-take-no-notice-as-I-break-into-the-farm?

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*watches @Ravofox break into a soy-bean farm*

Huh, foxes are strange!

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[TR273]

Hmmm, can you air-just-stand-there-and-take-no-notice-as-I-break-into-the-farm?

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No

But I am a master at Air-picking-you-up-and-launching-you-into-the-compost-heap.

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[Izzy4895]

Ancient vulpine texts have been reprinted for the first time by Vulpine Valley Press.

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[Ravofox]

*watches @Ravofox break into a soy-bean farm*

Huh, foxes are strange!

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Hmmm, why am I craving soy beans today?

No

But I am a master at Air-picking-you-up-and-launching-you-into-the-compost-heap.

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Ah, wonderful mime there, TR! *claps in Australian.*

Ancient vulpine texts have been reprinted for the first time by Vulpine Valley Press.

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Oooooh, what does it say?!

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[Simo]

Ancient vulpine texts have been reprinted for the first time by Vulpine Valley Press.

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The ones from the inscriptions on the famous stone spanking tablets?

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[TR273]

Ancient vulpine texts have been reprinted for the first time by Vulpine Valley Press.

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*Reads*
Hmm, interesting, "All foxes await the arrival of Si-Mo The Magnificent, to whom they swore to serve faithfully at the Vulpine Gathering of 284AD."
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[A Minty cheetah]

Ooooooh, good idea!

Also, found a nice song version, for the spotty cats, out there, of a classic book:

Gosh, reminds me what a special Cheetah @A Minty cheetah is

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D'aww, you think I'm special? That's sweet of you!
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[Ravofox]

*Reads*
Hmm, interesting, "All foxes await the arrival of Si-Mo The Magnificent, to whom they swore to serve faithfully at the Vulpine Gathering of 284AD."
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Ha, you're cherry picking, as prey tend to do!!

The text continues: 'This oath was a cunning ruse, for they knew Si-Mo was a BAD skunk and they then outfoxed him, tickling him with their tails. Thus, the fox always has the upper paw over the skunk*

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[Izzy4895]

Hmmm, why am I craving soy beans today?



Ah, wonderful mime there, TR! *claps in Australian.*



Oooooh, what does it say?!

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The published work currently consists of 12 volumes. The beginning of the first volume starts with chronicles of ancient mischief rampages.

The ones from the inscriptions on the famous stone spanking tablets?

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The second volume makes mention of that.

*Reads*
Hmm, interesting, "All foxes await the arrival of Si-Mo The Magnificent, to whom they swore to serve faithfully at the Vulpine Gathering of 284AD."
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Scholars are still debating the authenticity of that text.

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[A Minty cheetah]

I thought all the ancient fox texts read:
Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ge-ring-ding.
And
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow...
Etc...

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[Ravofox]

I thought all the ancient fox texts read:
Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ge-ring-ding.
And
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow...
Etc...

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Well, that is indeed the ancient vulpine language! It's been translated after many painstaking years!

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[TR273]

Ha, you're cherry picking, as prey tend to do!!

*Pings cherry stones at you.*

Scholars are still debating the authenticity of that text.

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Luckily I am a scholar
*Examine*
*Accidentally covers up the second part with black marker pen.*
Yep! Seems ligit.
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[Simo]

*Reads*
Hmm, interesting, "All foxes await the arrival of Si-Mo The Magnificent, to whom they swore to serve faithfully at the Vulpine Gathering of 284AD."
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*reads more*

"All foxes shall gleefully submit to the spankings and tickling of any skunk, for this is the way of the fox."

Hmmmm......

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Pings cherry stones at you.*



Luckily I am a scholar
*Examine*
*Accidentally covers up the second part with black marker pen.*
Yep! Seems ligit.
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Ooh, you might have some luck being able to translate this...
*presents a hand-written letter from a doctor*
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[Keefur]

I see cherry stones all over the floor. Is there a "stoner" in here?

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I have to run back across town and back now... again. bbl

 

[TR273]

Ooh, you might have some luck being able to translate this...
*presents a hand-written letter from a doctor*
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No problem.
...
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.....
Umm?
...
Right...

I think it says 'One medium spanking, to be administered twice daily, then mix with an egg beater'...

Or

'Take two tablets three times a day until the swelling goes down, the smell stops and your walk returned to normal.'

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