Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

No problem.
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.....

.....
Umm?
...
Right...

I think it says 'One medium spanking, to be administered twice daily, then mix with an egg beater'...

Or

'Take two tables three times a day until the swelling goes down, the smell stops and your walk returned to normal.'

+1

-9

Hmm...well I have no swelling, and the only smell I emit is one of pure mint. It must be the first one. The egg beater part is confusing...
-1

-10

 

[TR273]

Hmm...well I have no swelling, and the only smell I emit is one of pure mint. It must be the first one. The egg beater part is confusing...
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-10

...
..it might say 'hedge-trimmer', or 'Air compressor' or cucumber...

... Or potato knishes.

+1

-9

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

... Or potato knishes.

+1

-9

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-10

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Spanking and potato knishes ??? Sign me up!!!
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-11

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Spanking and potato knishes ??? Sign me up!!!
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-11

Hitting the minty boi in all the kinks and potato knishes.

-1

-12

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Hitting the minty boi in all the kinks and potato knishes.

-1

-12

Hehe, yeeeees!
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-13

 

[TR273]

*Returns to my nest for a few hours*
+1

-12

(See you all later)

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Bye Mouse!

Now for Preds to claim victory!

-1

-13

 

[TR273]

Overconfidence! Well that will get you a +1

-12


(And with that I'm off)

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*normal nyooming resumes*
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-13

 

[Simo]

*resumes normal spanking of @A Minty cheetah *

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-12

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*resumes normal spanking of @A Minty cheetah *

+1

-12

I've had more spankings than any dragon this month...
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-13

 

[DRGN Juno]

I've had more spankings than any dragon this month...
-1

-13

Yeah. What's up with that?

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-14

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I've had more spankings than any dragon this month...
-1

-13

Obviously you've been rolling around and picked up dragon scent.

Then again who wouldn't spank you?

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-15

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Yeah. What's up with that?

-1

-14

It's supposed to be dragon spanking month!

*sneakily spanks*
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-16

 

[WXYZ]

I've had more spankings than any dragon this month...

I'll fix that.
*Spanks @Simo for a day or so*
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-17

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

It's the year of the pig, therefore pigs need to be spanked.
However it's Dragon month so all dragons must also be spanked.

It's also fluff time. *fluffs up*

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[A Minty cheetah]

It's the year of the pig, therefore pigs need to be spanked.
However it's Dragon month so all dragons must also be spanked.

It's also fluff time. *fluffs up*

-1

-18

*pounces and snuggles the fluff*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*pounces and snuggles the fluff*
-1

-19

*fluffs up more with the Cheetah inside, causing fluff overload and a victory for the Preds for winning with so much fluff*

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[WXYZ]

It's the year of the pig, therefore pigs need to be spanked.

The only pigs I've seen so far are CindyPig and Kopatropa. They seem quite rare.

 

[DRGN Juno]

I'll fix that.
*Spanks @Simo for a day or so*
-1
-17

THIS ISN'T HELPING.

-1

-1

 

[WXYZ]

THIS ISN'T HELPING.

Seeing as it's dragon spanking month, maybe this will.
*spanks*
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-2

 

[DRGN Juno]

Seeing as it's dragon spanking month, maybe this will.
*spanks*
-1
-2

Better.

-1

-3

 

[Keefur]

I don't spank dragons. Fire doesn't go well with tar and Fur.

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-4

 

[Simo]

Damn. Donald Trump insulted my neighborhood. Rats? Oh my


makes me sick, he is so full of shit

fuck anyone
insulting Maryland
you don't even know