Predators and Prey

[Doodle Bunny]

This is fine.
Sign me up

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Sign this unbreakable contract in your blood and you’re in.

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[TR273]

Sign this unbreakable contract in your blood and you’re in.

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Cool!
*Signs*
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[Doodle Bunny]

Cool!
*Signs*
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Excellent. Please excuse the smell of fire and brimstone. That just seems to happen after every contract.

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[TR273]

Excellent. Please excuse the smell of fire and brimstone. That just seems to happen after every contract.

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It's fine.
*Sprays Axe around*
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[Doodle Bunny]

It's fine.
*Sprays Axe around*
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*Coughs profusely*

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[TR273]

*Coughs profusely*

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*Opens the window*
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[Ash Sukea]

Turns on strong fan

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[TR273]

*Turns on the very strong fan, wafting the predators into the spooky swamp*
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[DRGN Juno]

Morning all!
*Sees the alarm for sale in the classifieds*
Hmm.
*Buys it and installed it far enough away from @DRGN Juno 's sleeping place that it can't be found but close enough to keep waking him up, sets it to go off ever half hour so he will be a tired, less efficient hunter.*
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*Wakes up, oblivious to your mischief*

Oh neat, someone left me $20.

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[TR273]

*Wakes up, oblivious to your mischief*

Oh neat, someone left me $20.

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That alarm is defective, I'd like a refund please.
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[DRGN Juno]

That alarm is defective, I'd like a refund please.
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Is it defective, or am I just a really heavy sleeper?

Also, sold as-is, no refunds.

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[TR273]

Is it defective, or am I just a really heavy sleeper?

Also, sold as-is, no refunds.

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Fine!
*Spanks you with the 1979 sale of goods act*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Laughs in Craigslist*

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[Simo]

This is the physical avatar of Ravofox.
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*paints the statue pink, with green polka-dots*

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[TR273]

*paints the statue pink, with green polka-dots*

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Blasphemy!

(And the best kind too)

*Adds a pink wig with a yellow bow*
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[Simo]

Blasphemy!

(And the best kind too)

*Adds a pink wig with a yellow bow*
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*glues on a pair of these googly eyes*

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[TR273]

*glues on a pair of these googly eyes*

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*Adds an Manga style sailor suit, replaces the dagger thing with a lollypop.*
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[Ash Sukea]

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Gives a limp and livid stance, and a Kubrick stare

 

[Simo]

*Adds an Manga style sailor suit, replaces the dagger thing with a lollypop.*
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Oh, that's a great way to pair fashion, with an accessory!

*adds a round, red nose, that lights up*

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[TR273]

Oh, that's a great way to pair fashion, with an accessory!

*adds a round, red nose, that lights up*

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*Adds a smoke machine that vents through the ears.*
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[Simo]

*Adds a smoke machine that vents through the ears.*
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*makes the smoke pink, and smell like bubble-gum*

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[TR273]

*makes the smoke pink, and smell like bubble-gum*

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Perfect!
Now all we need is to put the real Ravo in to the same outfit and Sailor Moon has a new cast member, Sailor Ravo

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(Just pointing out I know nothing about that show apart from it exists and it is the occasional subject of internet comics)

 

[Simo]

Perfect!
Now all we need is to put the real Ravo in to the same outfit and Sailor Moon has a new cast member, Sailor Ravo

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(Just pointing out I know nothing about that show apart from it exists and it is the occasional subject of internet comics)

Wow...this will draw droves of adoring fans from around the globe!

*sets up ticket booth*

Let's see...for all the work we've done, I'd say an 80/20 split sounds fair, with us getting 80 : )

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[TR273]

Wow...this will draw droves of adoring fans from around the globe!

*sets up ticket booth*

Let's see...for all the work we've done, I'd say an 80/20 split sounds fair, with us getting 80 : )

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*Appoints self Ravo's agent, negotiates with studios for the best deal. Good news! Ravo is now the highest paid star of the Anime/Manga industry, Better News! The payment was in apples, watermelons, ice cream, soy milk and <reacted>.
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Oh! They threw in some potato knishes too.

 

[Simo]

*Appoints self Ravo's agent, negotiates with studios for the best deal. Good news! Ravo is now the highest paid star of the Anima/Manga industry, Better News! The payment was in apples, watermelons, ice cream, soy milk and <reacted>.
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Oh! They threw in some potato knishes too.

And we'll make even more with our line of goods, available at the souvenir shop!

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