Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*sniff-sniffs rat*
Wanted to make sure you haven't been meddling with the chicken wings that I'm making for dinner tonight.
Except I actually am making chicken wings for dinner tonight irl.

*I am still toasty-warm*
Ehee. I have been in a sauna :3

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*I am still toasty-warm*
Ehee. I have been in a sauna :3

*notices steam coming out of the oven*
YOU HAVE TAMPERED WITH MY CHICKEN!! >:C
I thought it tasted like RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

(The chicken wings I made irl turned out to be amazing, btw! ^ w ^)

 

[metatherat]

*notices steam coming out of the oven*
YOU HAVE TAMPERED WITH MY CHICKEN!! >:C
I thought it tasted like RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!

That was not the sauna I went to...
a lot of other pantry rats went there, though.

Anyhoo, it is time fur meh to sleep.
Good night, furpals :3

 

[ben909]

drinks coffee


hello pap land



builds coffee shrine

 

[Guifrog]

*is zuper zluggishz*
*reads "buffets coffee shrimp"*

I might want ta hav da sip of a coffee shrimp, but if u have da coffee burgor I appreciate all le same @.u

 

[ben909]

disrupts tea supplies by makeing a Sinistea reservation

 

[Lenago]

*is zuper zluggishz*
*reads "buffets coffee shrimp"*

I might want ta hav da sip of a coffee shrimp, but if u have da coffee burgor I appreciate all le same @.u

Humm shrimp? Ehhh i had a bad experience with shrimpola cola onde, it made my brain burn...

 

[Guifrog]

Humm shrimp? Ehhh i had a bad experience with shrimpola cola onde, it made my brain burn...

Who?
Like a brain virus that attacked your brain firewall?

 

[Lenago]

Who?
Like a brain virus that attacked your brain firewall?

No, a cola made from shrimp, and i am NOT a robot!

 

[Guifrog]

The official Duolingo Brasil account is a really bad boi!

It says: "Just arrived in Brazil, now asking where your mom lives"

 

[Guifrog]

No, a cola made from shrimp, and i am NOT a robot!

Aaahh a coca cola that isn't coca
But dude, most shrimp come from saltwater, and I know what salt does to my skin! What to say of brains! You should be more careful with what you drink

 

[Lenago]

Aaahh a coca cola that isn't coca
But dude, most shrimp come from saltwater, and I know what salt does to my skin! What to say of brains! You should be more careful with what you drink

It was on sale ok?

 

[Guifrog]

It was on sale ok?

On shad-Ebay.com? Isn't that a domain owned by Booty Queen™?

 

[Lenago]

On shad-Ebay.com? Isn't that a domain owned by Booty Queen™?

........ahh crud...

 

[TR273]

On shad-Ebay.com? Isn't that a domain owned by Booty Queen™?

Someone say my name?

No, a cola made from shrimp, and i am NOT a robot!

.... exactly what a robot would say....

 

[Lenago]

Someone say my name?

.... exactly what a robot would say....

Dont you start, you pirate of the deep web shop!

 

[Shyy]

*is making, cooking blueberry waffles, cinnamon rolls, bacons and coffee strong enough to show up on a drug test*

 

[Guifrog]

Someone say my name?

Hi Sally "Booty Queen" Louise Lopez Silva Betelgeuse Hahaha von Laser Beam *waves*

 

[metatherat]

builds coffee shrine

*licks coffee off the coffee shrine*

It was on sale ok?

You should have some RAT COLA!

THE RAT COLA THEME SONG:

Rat Cola!
The soft drink with the big bite!
Oh-no-no, no-no-no!
Please stop!
Oh-no-no-no-no!
I said stop!
Aahh!
Aahhh!
Aaaaahhhh!
---
*sings* Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Rat cola!
...It really hits the spot when you want that sweet ratty taste :3

*is making, cooking blueberry waffles, cinnamon rolls, bacons and coffee strong enough to show up on a drug test*

*you see my pointy head enter slowly your field of vision from the side and take a huge bite out of a waffle*

 

[Shyy]

*picks up remainder of said waffle* all you had to do is ask, you know.... *tosses at*

 

[metatherat]

*picks up remainder of said waffle* all you had to do is ask, you know.... *tosses at*

Asking is not very ratty, though! :3
Thanksmuch, though, I love it, and you <3
*omnonmonmn, monchmonch*

 

[metatherat]

I am tireed.
Good night, furpals, until tomorrow :3

 

[Lenago]

I am tireed.
Good night, furpals, until tomorrow :3

Night night pal!

 

[Baron Tredegar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/badscificovers/comments/xmbsk5 This is a unironically amazing cover imo.