Predators and Prey

[Universe]

Hello

 

[Lenago]

"can't you fly?"

Im stuck!

 

[ben909]

Im stuck!

destroys what you were stuck in

 

[Lenago]

destroys what you were stuck in

.....you just destroid my house roof!!

 

[Guifrog]

.. GET GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

Wajeezus, alright, I'll try! *draws plunger and shoves it on your stuck self*
*SQUAPH-SQUAPH-SQUAPH*
*notices you were already unstuck*
Uh.. I think you have a new tail

 

[Universe]

For once it’s not me

 

[ben909]

 

[Lenago]

Wajeezus, alright, I'll try! *draws plunger and shoves it on your stuck self*
*SQUAPH-SQUAPH-SQUAPH*
*notices you were already unstuck*
Uh.. I think you have a new tail

*looks back to see the plunger*

Ohh come on!..*starts pulling on it* HUMPHH!! MMPHH!! PLUG OFF YA STINKING! * pulls out along with a tuff of my fur*

 

[Universe]

Ouch

 

[metatherat]

(logged in at work)

I've been here for half an hour, which means I win at being the first~
Ben and meta don't count, because ben is a ghast and meta... well... he's always around with other rats ratting about.

That's right! I am a nocturnal, elusive beast. Even when you don't see me, I am likely there!
And even if I am not there, I am with you fellow animols in spirit. I love you <3

*keeps wiggling my legs*

WHEN I GET DOWN I GOING TO HAVE FROG LEG STEW!

Get ready your secret project!
You are about to make history!
Oh, boy!

 

[Universe]

(logged in at work)

That's right! I am a nocturnal, elusive beast. Even when you don't see me, I am likely there!
And even if I am not there, I am with you fellow animols in spirit. I love you <3

Get ready your secret project!
You are about to make history!
Oh, boy!

Do I have to slap you again

 

[ben909]

continues shelling places with ghast shells

 

[Shyy]

*backhands your zombie pigman loading crew, runs*

 

[ben909]

*backhands your zombie pigman loading crew, runs*

screams and attacks

 

[Shyy]

Yeah, not exactly what the response I was looking for... *runs <towards> creeper, hoping to get it to "activate" about the time you get there*

 

[ben909]

Yeah, not exactly what the response I was looking for... *runs <towards> creeper, hoping to get it to "activate" about the time you get there*

is in the air, creeper cannot reach me

 

[Baron Tredegar]

screams and attacks

MY EARS!

 

[Shyy]

Ever seen a Creeper under a tree? BOOOOMM- kindling and tooth picks.

 

[metatherat]

Do I have to slap you again

Hmm? You haven't actually ever slapped me, I think...

 

[Shyy]

That's gonna not work out like Uni thinks....

 

[metatherat]

That's gonna not work out like Uni thinks....

Indeed! First of all, it's hard to slap little flappy meh, because I am so tiny and speedy and erratic :3
And secondly, it's hard to slap little flappy meh, because I am so tiny and cute and nice :3

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Indeed! First of all, it's hard to slap little flappy meh, because I am so tiny and speedy and erratic :3
And secondly, it's hard to slap little flappy meh, because I am so tiny and cute and nice :3

Proceeds to ignore that and gently slaps you.

 

[metatherat]

Proceeds to ignore that and gently slaps you.

*as you are about to slap me, a pantry rat bites you in the achilles tendon*
Thanks, Poisontooth! I love you <3
Ehe. Us small squeaky things have each others' backs :3
*gives Poisontooth the bat wingerguns*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

*as you are about to slap me, a pantry rat bites you in the achilles tendon*
Thanks, Poisontooth! I love you <3
Ehe. Us small squeaky things have each others' backs :3
*gives Poisontooth the bat wingerguns*

I am now crippled for life due to having had my leg amputated due to the rat bite.

 

[metatherat]

I am now crippled for life due to having had my leg amputated due to the rat bite.

Never fear! An batlchemist is near!
*throws LEGS, LEGS EVERYWHERE POTION*