Predators and Prey

[Baron Tredegar]

Never fear! An batlchemist is near!
*throws LEGS, LEGS EVERYWHERE POTION*

I now have five legs.


My suffering is immense.

 

[metatherat]

I now have five legs.


My suffering is immense.

*adds ANTI-LEGS to @Baron Tredegar NOTES*
Hmm.... never fear, batlchemist, etc.
*throws SLUG TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

*adds ANTI-LEGS to @Baron Tredegar NOTES*
Hmm.... never fear, batlchemist, etc.
*throws SLUG TRANSFORMATION POTION*

I now look like Jabba the Hutt.


What have I done to deserve this fate.

 

[metatherat]

I now look like Jabba the Hutt.


What have I done to deserve this fate.

You look pretty nice, ratctually :3

 

[Baron Tredegar]

You look pretty nice, ratctually :3

I have no mouth and I must scream.

 

[metatherat]

I have no mouth and I must scream.

I rattsumed that the mouth is somewhere back there... :O
*throws EMERGENCY MOUTH POTION*
But please don't scream. This is a library. *points at the pantry library*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

I rattsumed that the mouth is somewhere back there... :O
*throws EMERGENCY MOUTH POTION*
But please don't scream. This is a library. *points at the pantry library*

Accidently destroys books due to my size and agonized screaming.

 

[metatherat]

Accidently destroys books due to my size and agonized screaming.

Not the books, the precious precious books :O
*throws EMERGENCY BOOK POTION*
*also, a lot of the pantry rats shush you*
*a pantry weasel looks up from her book and stares at you over her half-moon shaped glasses and tuts in a displeased manner*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Not the books, the precious precious books :O
*throws EMERGENCY BOOK POTION*
*also, a lot of the pantry rats shush you*
*a pantry weasel looks up from her book and stares at you over her half-moon shaped glasses and tuts in a displeased manner*

The book potion hits me and I somehow become a sentient book.

 

[metatherat]

The book potion hits me and I somehow become a sentient book.

Hmm...
*opens you to the table of contents and reads, with interest*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Hmm...
*opens you to the table of contents and reads, with interest*

You start reading my lifes story and begin with my birth.

 

[metatherat]

You start reading my lifes story and begin with my birth.

Hmm...
*turns over to the last page and reads the bottom of the page*

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Hmm...
*turns over to the last page and reads the bottom of the page*

The last page reads:
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

 

[metatherat]

The last page reads:
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Aww, it's in Welsh :I

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Aww, it's in Welsh :I

The book says it was published here:

 

[metatherat]

The book says it was published here:

Huh! I didn't even know that Channel 4 News had a publishing house... :O

 

[Baron Tredegar]

Huh! I didn't even know that Channel 4 News had a publishing house... :O

I am their first book they published.



And I am an American, I am so confused.

 

[metatherat]

I am their first book they published.



And I am an American, I am so confused.

Hmm III: Return of Hmm...
*tries writing "AND THEN HE GAVE META A LOT OF YUMMY, TASTY YOGURT", in the book, under the Welsh*

 

[Lenago]

And another say passes, what have you guys been do....* watches a protegen fighting a ghast and creepers and Metathebat with the living Baronbook of lettuce*.....good bye *slowly walks off*

 

[ben909]

throws a potion, not sure if it was snake or spider, the first leltter was an s, and the 5th letter was an e, not sure if it had 6 letters

 

[metatherat]

And another say passes, what have you guys been do....* watches a protegen fighting a ghast and creepers and Metathebat with the living Baronbook of lettuce*.....good bye *slowly walks off*

Hai, Lenago! I am an author! :3

throws a potion, not sure if it was snake or spider, the first leltter was an s, and the 5th letter was an e, not sure if it had 6 letters

 

[ben909]

mushrooms scream over this

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Terrier noises*

 

[metatherat]

*Terrier noises*

*trills & chirps*

 

[Lenago]

Hai, Lenago! I am an author! :3

*looks at you and nods*

Huu uhh...*packs up my vacation bag* humm i hear Beanbean Kingdom is lovely this time of year...*walks to the airport*