Predators and Prey

[Tazmo]

Well, it was quite suspect that the holy water was burning you.
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Well.....you wouldn’t have known, unless I told you. : P

Also, the coffee burns!

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[TR273]

Well.....you wouldn’t have known, unless I told you. : P

Also, the coffee burns!

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Well let it cool down a tad first...

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[WXYZ]

Well.....you wouldn’t have known, unless I told you. : P

Also, the coffee burns!

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*throws away prior thinking*
*checks coffee*
*checks holy water*
Ah, they were both scalding.
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[TR273]

*throws away prior thinking*
*checks coffee*
*checks holy water*
Ah, they were both scalding.
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*Solves problem*

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[Tazmo]

*Solves problem*
View attachment 69366
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Hehe. I’m one cool coon now.

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[TR273]

How to make holy water.
1. Boil the hell out of it!
(This and many other jokes are available at 'dadjoke.com')
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[WXYZ]

Hehe. I’m one cool coon now.

*hugs the coon*
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[Tazmo]

*hugs the coon*
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Aw. *hugs tight*

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[TR273]

*returns to nest*
(Because it's 2.15am here so I need snoozles, see you all later.)

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[DRGN Juno]

Got any left?......this holy water is starting to burn!

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There's a bit, but I don't think it'll help with the burning.

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[Tazmo]

There's a bit, but I don't think it'll help with the burning.

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If I drink enough of it, it will

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[DRGN Juno]

If I drink enough of it, it will

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Unfortunately, I've been through it. So the odds of there being enough are slim to none.

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[Simo]

*makes @Tazmo a rich, creamy milk shake*

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[Tazmo]

*makes @Tazmo a rich, creamy milk shake*

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Aw. Your so sweet @Simo. And so is this milkshake. Thanks! : )

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[SkyeLegs]

Did someone say milkshake? :9

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[Simo]

Yep! *makes several more in a variety of flavors*

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[Tazmo]

Yep! *makes several more in a variety of flavors*

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*happy raccoon noises*!
*hugs and rubs ears*

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[SkyeLegs]

Well, I guess I could put my predatory instincts aside... for a little while. *Takes a chocolate shake*

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[DRGN Juno]

Well, I guess I could put my predatory instincts aside... for a little while. *Takes a chocolate shake*

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Alright, but be prepared to face judgement before our Lord and Savior @Ravofox.

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[Ravofox]

Alright, but be prepared to face judgement before our Lord and Savior @Ravofox.

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I have been summoned?

Well, I guess I could put my predatory instincts aside... for a little while. *Takes a chocolate shake*

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Skye! What is the meaning of this?!

With my magical powers, your legs are now short! The curse will be lifted if you cease this transgression!

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[Tazmo]

When did we get all poly-furry-theism?

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[Ravofox]

When did we get all poly-furry-theism?

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Ah, it was whence I doth posted several pages yonder a triad of one post accidently, and theneth miracles occurred!!!

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[Simo]

*recites an incantation summoning a paddle to appear from a burning bush which then spanketh the rump of @Ravofox*

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[Tazmo]

*recites an incantation summoning a paddle to appear from a burning bush which then spanketh the rump of @Ravofox*

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*over hears Simo saying “let my prey go” while he paddles Ravo’s rump*

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[Ravofox]

*recites an incantation summoning a paddle to appear from a burning bush which then spanketh the rump of @Ravofox*

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Ouch!! grrrr!!!

*Takes the key out of my mouth and righteously spanks ya with it!*

*over hears Simo saying “let my prey go” while paddling Ravo’s rump*

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Hey, when did I become the bad guy in the story?!

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