Predators and Prey

[Simo]

Ouch!! grrrr!!!

*Takes the key out of my mouth and righteously spanks ya with it!*



Hey, when did I become the bad guy in the story?!

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Well this religion business has always been a bit rough

*watches as watermelons and chocolate milk fall from the sky over The Temple of @Ravofox*

Well...better than fire and brimstone

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[DRGN Juno]

*recites an incantation summoning a paddle to appear from a burning bush which then spanketh the rump of @Ravofox*

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Aaaand off he goes. AGAIN.

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[TR273]

*over hears Simo saying “let my prey go” while he paddles Ravo’s rump*

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*Takes a break from the Cult of Spooky to lead the prey to safety, parts @Ravofox 's hair on the way out.*
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[Keefur]

*Takes a break from the Cult of Spooky to lead the prey to safety, parts @Ravofox 's hair on the way out.*
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Yes, prey... come over here. I'll keep you safe (in my belly).

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[TR273]

*Leads the prey around the suspicion looking cave, heads for the holy hollow log to hear the wisdom of the prophet @Simo .*
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[Doodle Bunny]

Little do you know, I’m lurking in the cave.

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[Ravofox]

Little do you know, I’m lurking in the cave.

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you stumble upon a hungry looking kitsune statue in the cave

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[TR273]

you stumble upon a hungry looking kitsune statue in the cave

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*Unfortunately a clumsy looking Kitsune stumbles into the statue before anything can happen.*
Can anyone say 'rubble'

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(Need to do art of Sally knocking into all the fun breakables)

 

[Ravofox]

*Unfortunately a clumsy looking Kitsune stumbles into the statue before anything can happen.*
Can anyone say 'rubble'

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(Need to do art of Sally knocking into all the fun breakables)

Agh, it feels as though I have lost a limb!! I must eat some chicken before I collapse myself!!!

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[Tazmo]

Agh, it feels as though I have lost a limb!! I must eat some chicken before I collapse myself!!!

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Oh no! *gives copious amounts of chickens*

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[Ravofox]

*starts building


Oh no! *gives copious amounts of chickens*

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Yesss!!! Thank you, my loyal devote....huh...what?!
*starts shrinking to normal size* what is the meaning of this?!
I AM THE GOD!!!!!

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[TR273]

Agh, it feels as though I have lost a limb!! I must eat some chicken before I collapse myself!!!

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*Sally, keen to help out, attempts to use her Kitsune magic to fix the statue...*
....
.....
....
...well, I'm sure no-one will notice the head is on backwards, and the position of the arm is anatomically impossible, and there is what looks like a large potato knishe jammed into the gob....

...maybe.

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[SkyeLegs]

Skye! What is the meaning of this?!

With my magical powers, your legs are now short! The curse will be lifted if you cease this transgression!

Nooooo, not my leggies! With short legs, a maned wolf is just... a BUSH DOG! Okay, you win, let's get those prey!

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[TR273]

This post contains no imagination...

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(Told ya')

 

[Tazmo]

*inserts creative and witty reply*
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[Ravofox]

Nooooo, not my leggies! With short legs, a maned wolf is just... a BUSH DOG! Okay, you win, let's get those prey!

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(Ah yes, they're related! and very cute!! XD)

Well, my powers are waning, this will be the last command of this most merciful god!

*restores leggies*

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[TR273]

My mischief powers on the other hand are not diminished in the slightest.
*Hides leggies*
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[Ravofox]

Huh, being a god is tough, I actually feel a lot calmer
though still hungry!

My mischief powers on the other hand are not diminished in the slightest.
*Hides leggies*
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hey, give @SkyeLegs's legs back!!!

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[Tazmo]

(Ah yes, they're related! and very cute!! XD)

Well, my powers are waning, this will be the last

Huh, being a god is tough, I actually feel a lot calmer
though still hungry!



hey, give @SkyeLegs's legs back!!!

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Welcome back!

*goes for a hug, while holding a paddle behind his back*

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[SkyeLegs]

My mischief powers on the other hand are not diminished in the slightest.
*Hides leggies*
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Where leggy go?!
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[WXYZ]

Where leggy go?!

A snek!
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(became a prey temporarily due to @Simo 's time-space shenanigans)

 

[TR273]

hey, give @SkyeLegs's legs back!!!

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NEVER!!!

Oh okay then, but only because I'm in a good mood.
(And leggies are hard to store)

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[Izzy4895]

Huh, being a god is tough, I actually feel a lot calmer
though still hungry!



hey, give @SkyeLegs's legs back!!!

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*Gives offerings of Burger Fox meals.*

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[WXYZ]

*Gives offerings of Burger Fox meals.*

*orders for delivery, makes sure the drink is Fizzy Izzy*
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[Izzy4895]

*orders for delivery, makes sure the drink is Fizzy Izzy*
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*Delivers the meal and Fizzy Izzy soda in a punctual manner.*

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