Now this is fast food!*Delivers the meal and Fizzy Izzy soda in a punctual manner.*
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Now this is fast food!*Delivers the meal and Fizzy Izzy soda in a punctual manner.*
*eats at one of your establishments**opens several new locations of Samosa Skunk™ 100% Vegetarian Indian Cuisine in Vulpine Valley, and sees sales soar*
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*Has the imitation, chicken curry.**opens several new locations of Samosa Skunk™ 100% Vegetarian Indian Cuisine in Vulpine Valley, and sees sales soar*
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*Visits**opens several new locations of Samosa Skunk™ 100% Vegetarian Indian Cuisine in Lesser and Greater Mouseland, with special 50% introductory offers, on all entrees*
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*Visits*
*One of the Greater Mouseland representatives is already here, we glare at eachother, the tension audibly crackles in the air, a fight looks inevitable...
....
.... We both laugh, sit at the same table and start chatting like the old friends we are.*
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That and just because the Greater and Lesser Mouseland leaderships behave like toddles in a playground, that is no reason to let it effect the rest of us.Such is the Zen-like spirit and ambiance of Samosa Skunk™
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I bow to myself often.I bow to no gods!
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*steals all supplies of Pred-a-Tu-Tu, a day before release*
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*Contract is taken by Greater Mouseland, suspiciously the share price of the 'Dodgy Zipper Co' goes up overnight.**Nabs you, and puts you in a rainbow sparkle Pred-a-Tu-Tu in an escape proof NYC window display, at Macy's*
*quickly contracts to make more Pred-a-Tu-Tu's*
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