Predators and Prey

[Maur]

"Mom! I want to play hide and seek!
-no we have hide and seek at home!

Hide and seek at home:" XD

(I love you guys so damn much!)

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Now you're asking the real questions!

I'm asking the real questions?
Ermehgerd, I should get a job with Fox News. 24/7 access to all news about Foxes!

 

[Thrashy]

*and to try to sell you on the idea of RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER again*

No.

I'm asking the real questions?
Ermehgerd, I should get a job with Fox News. 24/7 access to all news about Foxes!

"Recent studies have reported, that foxes are the most mischievous species. They're cute, but cheeky. While scientist don't see any problems by hanging out with foxes, they advise to always have a water spray bottle with you."

That's how I imagine fox news

 

[Matt the Terrier]

"Recent studies have reported, that foxes are the most mischievous species. They're cute, but cheeky. While scientist don't see any problems by hanging out with foxes, they advise to always have a water spray bottle with you."

That's how I imagine fox news

Yus-yus, this is correct.

Probably more factually correct that the real Fox News!

 

[Universe]

KAAAAAAAAA

 

[Thrashy]

Probably more factually correct that the real Fox News!

Well that's not difficult. The Text-AIs @metatherat is using are more factual than real fox news.

 

[ben909]

hello pap land
drinks coffee

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*brushes the skunk*

 

[metatherat]

No.

It would sell like crazy, I tell you! I even have a marketing slogan ready: "Rat it up today, and every subsequent day, with RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER". Pretty neat, eh?

KAAAAAAAAA

*brushes the skunk*

E! Can I have brushies, too? *pleading head-tilt* :3

 

[ben909]

pours FOX TRANSFORMATION COFFEE in everyones cups

 

[metatherat]

pours FOX TRANSFORMATION COFFEE in everyones cups

*is already a flying fox(?) so nothing happens*

 

[ben909]

*is already a flying fox(?) so nothing happens*

it queues up the tf after the fox part wears off or weres off, not sure, instructions had water damage... it exends or starts new foxism

 

[ben909]

*mushroom evolves into knifevee*

 

[metatherat]

*mushroom evolves into knifevee*

Is the knife part of the vee? :O

 

[ben909]

Is the knife part of the vee? :O

"sort of, it respawns if lost"

 

[metatherat]

"sort of, it respawns if lost"

Infinite knives :O
*immediately suggests opening a knife shop*

 

[ben909]

Infinite knives :O
*immediately suggests opening a knife shop*

the old ones rapidly rust away ehen the new one respawns, as if the metal was leaving

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*has my own cup of coffee*
*instead, Lenago gets what would've been mine; thus, he finally transforms from a cat into a fox*

E! Can I have brushies, too? *pleading head-tilt* :3

So long as you don't steal my coffee, you can! >:3

 

[metatherat]

So long as you don't steal my coffee, you can! >:3

Okay. I will not steal your coffee, also I have never stolen anyone's coffee. I have just drank it, without asking for permission *shows VERMIN LICENSE* :3
Please commence brushings now please :3

 

[ben909]

sees the new batch of PREDATION PERMITs are being issued because of VERMIN LICENSEs

 

[metatherat]

sees the new batch of PREDATION PERMITs are being issued because of VERMIN LICENSEs

*pets PREY LICENSE gently*

 

[ben909]

*pets PREY LICENSE gently*

vaporeon character goes off to get FISH PREY PERMITS

 

[Universe]

It would sell like crazy, I tell you! I even have a marketing slogan ready: "Rat it up today, and every subsequent day, with RAT TRANSFORMATION BEER". Pretty neat, eh?

E! Can I have brushies, too? *pleading head-tilt* :3

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[metatherat]

vaporeon character goes off to get FISH PREY PERMITS

Half-watch out, sergals! :O

MEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Izzy4895]

There’s another BAT AND RODENT PARTY being held in the storage area at BAD FOX HQ.