metatherat
Really ratty rat
SHARK!!omg hai
*many confused looks*
(Hello) :3
Eee, prey victoryyy~+1 wins with the coffee
20
*eats the nice prey victory vegetables at the prey victory banquet*

SHARK!!omg hai
Eee, prey victoryyy~+1 wins with the coffee
20
SHARK!!
*many confused looks*
(Hello) :3
Eee, prey victoryyy~
*eats the nice prey victory vegetables at the prey victory banquet*
That morningstar with the long flails is terribly dangerous to its wielder :OJust realized I havent posted in here in a bit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/badscificovers/comments/y7qsvx A Techno Barbarian of Pre-Unification Terra c. 29th millennium (colorized)
Yes, it is me! Ta the bat! *bat wingerguns*By jove, that bat looks quite intimidating--hold on
*re-examines the bat's speech patterns*
@metatherat?!
*gets dizzy watching the erratic flapflaping*Yes, it is me! Ta the bat! *bat wingerguns*
*flpflaps around erratically for emphasis*
*lands on your head**gets dizzy watching the erratic flapflaping*
*sits down*
Meta but airborne, what hell hath we unleashed?
*my head ice is quite cold on your bat-feet**lands on your head*
Hi. Want some BAT TRANSFORMATION POTION? It's very festive and stuff :3
It's easy, you drink it, and then you're a bat, and then you're like "huh!".*my head ice is quite cold on your bat-feet*
*suspicious squint*
How do I know it's not just RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION with a little arc added to the bottom of the "R" to make it a "B"?
*suspicious squint intensifies*It's easy, you drink it, and then you're a bat, and then you're like "huh!".
Eeee,! I'm blad ob beinbh maney rdat bhat! :3Eee, maneyhat! :3
*waves while grinning*
+1
14 <-corrected
Aww yeah! It's very cute!! <3Haha I know, right?
Unfortunately, I don't remember where I found it / who sent it to me. But it fits Thrashy quite well. He can be playfully cheeky ^^
I'm glad you are alright though! ^w^I lost all my passwords and gave up for a while
PREYTASTIC PRETISTIC VICTORY!!!drinks coffee
hello pap land
+1 wins with the coffee
20
the pizzerias often hunt the mushrooms
I wager AAALLLL of the yogurt, every yogurt there is! Eeee!*suspicious squint intensifies*
*I remove you from my head and look you in the eyes, dangling upside-down from my hand*
How much yogurt are you willing to wager that this here potion *sloshes container around* actually contains BAT transformation rather than RAT transformation? Time to put your currency-equivalent where your mouth is.
Hi, wuff! Nice wuffing over there! *waves*drools incessantly
*trills as you chew my head while Ari is holding me*Eeee,! I'm blad ob beinbh maney rdat bhat! :3
*Nibble nibbles your head gently!*
*Waves back at you* hehehe :3
...I wager AAALLLL of the yogurt, every yogurt there is! Eeee!
*boggles happily, even though is a bat*
Ehehe! Yis!I wager AAALLLL of the yogurt, every yogurt there is! Eeee!
*boggles happily, even though is a bat*
Hi, wuff! Nice wuffing over there! *waves*
*trills as you chew my head while Ari is holding me*
omg predation :3
Aw, come on, drink it! It'll be fun. We can roost together in the bat cave! ...That Batman guy always tries to chase us outta there, but screw him! :3...
I don't possess all the yogurt there is to venture... but I am curious as to what's in the bottle...
*considers the many involuntary RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS I've endured*
Ehh, never mind. Have fun being a bat for the holiday. *gently releases you*
Ah, yes. That's probably because I was just swimming in yogurt earlier :3Ehehe! Yis!
Nibbleation! >:3
*Nibbles u playfully and licks your lil hair* :3
Hehe you have a nice yogurty flavor fren! :3
Boro did wuff stuffs, such as make war against them that lived in France.Does woof stuff
I haven't been transformed in months and I've been quite happy as it stands. Although I suppose it might be interesting to know a bit more of what it's like to be @Foxy Emy ... unless perhaps being part bat part fox is significantly different from being all bat no fox. But I digress. Who is this "Batman" fellow? Surely no man could truly remain one on this god-forsaken island for long. Lord knows I've tried...Aw, come on, drink it! It'll be fun. We can roost together in the bat cave! ...That Batman guy always tries to chase us outta there, but screw him! :3
O_OAh, yes. That's probably because I was just swimming in yogurt earlier :3
This place is not god-forsaken. The shrine to Ninkilim, Lord Rodent, is right over there *points*I haven't been transformed in months and I've been quite happy as it stands. Although I suppose it might be interesting to know a bit more of what it's like to be @Foxy Emy ... unless perhaps being part bat part fox is significantly different from being all bat no fox. But I digress. Who is this "Batman" fellow? Surely no man could truly remain one on this god-forsaken island for long. Lord knows I've tried...
That yogurt is gone, way gone. *happy nodnod*O_O
*makes mental note not to consume any unsealed yogurt*
Fine, some gods-forsaken island.This place is not god-forsaken. The shrine to Ninkilim, Lord Rodent, is right over there *points*
*sigh of relief*That yogurt is gone, way gone. *happy nodnod*
Oh, Ninkilim does not really do much smiting. At worst, they might send some rats to eat your grain :3Fine, some gods-forsaken island.
...please don't smite me lord Ninkilim
Yes... *also sighs* ...the yogurt level is getting dangerously low :I*sigh of relief*
Wait, if you're running a yogurt deficit, how did you intend to pay off the gamble were you to lose--Yes... *also sighs* ...the yogurt level is getting dangerously low :I
That's because I knew that the potion is a BAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, so I already knew that I would win the bet. Pretty clever, huh!Wait, if you're running a yogurt deficit, how did you intend to pay off the gamble were you to lose--
gasp
You had no intention of paying if you lost! Why am I even surprised at this point.
That's because I knew that the potion is a BAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, so I already knew that I would win the bet. Pretty clever, huh!
Also, I could probably generate some ALCHEMICAL YOGURT... :hmm: